Best things to say when caught smoking weed by parents?

you want some too

WASN'T ME!!!!
(then start playing 'wasn't me' by shaggy! xD)

Like in the moment when they catch you? I'd say nothing and wait for them to say something, continue smoking if I haven't made a futile attempt to hide it already. Whatever they said, I'd try and have a level headed and logical conversation about how it really isn't a problem (in my personal situation citing the fact that I regularly drink without complaint from them and how the laws of my state don't put me at risk).

Fuck off, this is my weed. Buy your own, Dad!

rape your mom and call your dad a cuck. As he gets hard watching continue to insult him and as yur mom starts bonucing on your cock on her own watch as his cock starts dripping, and as your mom orgasams on your dick tell your dad this pussy and your wallet belongs to me now. afterwards take money from his wallet for your weed.