Your first kiss

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>describe your first kiss to us

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>>38437421
>kiss
Do you even know what board you are on? GET THE FUCK OUT!

>>38437445
>>38437449
>>38437465
oh come on, you're not all kissless virgins

Never, nowhere, no one, nil, nunca, nyet, nein, non.

never had one, dear normalfag.

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>>38437421
where the fuck do you think you are lad

Never kissed girl, nor even held hands. I touched hands with one cute girl though.

>>38437421
In a friend's kitchen while we got a moment alone. Good memory.

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>>38437607
you need to leave right now, faggot

>18
>visiting my (ex-)girlfriend for the first time
>both shy as fuck
>we both sit on her bed just looking at each other awkwardly
>I eventually start caressing her hair
>draw her face closer to mine
>Proceed to kiss her
>I was terrible at it, but since I wasn't her first kiss (she practiced with her female friend when they were starting high school), she taught me how
>quickly picked up how to proceed, and we just sit there kissing away
>her lips felt amazing, soft and humid
>we proceed to fuck afterwards
Despite me hating the bitch now, it was an amazing moment in retrospect. Hope you robots make it one day.

I was 23. I'd met this woman on an MMORPG IRC channel and after some chatting and then flirting, we'd started a long distance relationship. Eventually I flew over to her apartment for a week. The first night (when I arrived) we just had some sushi and basically just went to sleep.

The next morning, everything kind of happened at once. She went to take a shower and I joined her. We got naked and kissed in the shower, then started fondling each other. Then we went to bed and had sex.

I don't remember a ton about the kiss. It was a pretty standard kiss, but it was nice. I told her I'd never kissed before.

>first kiss
Fuck off normie.

>>38437626
No need to be upset my boy

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>14
>parking lot
>she was 13, had glasses and long, braided hair, and was absolutely adorable
>i was at theater camp and was feeling kinda sad so I excused myself, went to the parking lot, and called my parents to pick me up to take me home. While I was waiting, head in my hands crying, I felt a tap on my shoulder and it was her. She was like "anon, I'm sorry but before you go, I would really like to kiss you. Is that ok?". Needless to say, it was. It was awkward for both of us because neither had done it before, but we decided to be bf/gf after that and it lasted for a few months and was my only relationship ever

>>38437421
I got my first kiss at 15, it was a forced kiss so it wasn't very romantic desu, the girl who kissed me was a weeb and she being bullied by most of my classmates (me included), she have a petite body, long black hair, wearing round glasses and very quiet. Back to the forced kiss, I hid her backpack away so she have to give me a kiss to get it back

>20
>my room
>my hand
>got sad and lonely enough i started kissing my hand

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>>38437652
>>38437635
>>38437677
>>38437692
LOL look at all these dumbdumb faggot normies having relationships and shit LOL they haven't given their lives to 2D yet what faggots

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>16
>spain at the beach (I am german)
>can't remember it was only a few seconds

>>38437421
>kiss
just admit this is chad general, we all know

some girl I was friends with wanted me to kiss her at a drive-in theater while I was like 10
said I would after some pushing if my dad bought me nachos, he immediately went to buy nachos so I had to kiss her
she stuck her tongue in my mouth, it was gross, and we wound up trashing that friendship/relationship not two years later thankfully having never taken it further to cement those pathetic memories
she was cute, hope she leads a happy life.

>>38437710
>only chads ever kiss women

>>38437705
Cry me a river you nigger

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>>38437710
I kissed a girl and I have a social phobia

>>38437722
>women kiss robots
Where? Tell me where this mystical land of babes lies.

>>38437421
>16
>Small room in a youth hostel. I was in a summer camp with my normie brother. He somehow smuggled me into a normie group. We played the bottle game and I had to kiss her. I just autistically stared at her and blushed for like 2 minutes until she kissed me. She didn't really wanted to do it and I guess it was just out of pity in the end.
>She was a cute thinn polish girl with black hair and freckles
I must have been so close to become a normie.

>>38437722
this attitude only reveals your chad nature even further

>>38437750
so do a ton of normies

>>38437778
>the only two kinds of people are robots and chads
how fucking dumb are you? lurk more

a girl kissed me on the cheek in elementary school

>>38437705
>giving your soul to a cartoon character made by a overweight middle-aged japanese man

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>>38437742
I would like to ask you to refrain from using racial slurs such as "nigger" again as I find it very offensive

>>38437797
Nobody cares about the normie scum.

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>>38437421
>16
>on school trip in the middle of bumblefuck
>shitfaced, could barely walk
>go upstairs
>see friend, just as wasted
>sit down next to her
>she turns to me and we make out for two solid minutes
>we fall asleep on that couch in the middle of the damn hall

lol

>>38437797
all you normalshits are alike
now redit is not enough, you just HAVE to come here and own EVERYTHING

>>38437831
This place was never yours. Fuck off to wizardchan.

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>>38437421
>I was 16, she was 21
>It was her birthday and we were both really drunk
>We were in the backseat of her boyfriend's car, he was driving us home
>I was semi-asleep, she was clearly very horny
>She started touching my hand, eventually she french kissed me
>He sees everything, starts driving like a madman
>drops us home screaming, they broke up the same night
He was a good friend of mine and decided to forgive me because I was basically unconscious.
I don't remember the kiss at all because I was too drunk, it was explained to me by the other people who were in the car.
I do remember she was touching my hand and generally acting like a slut though. She wasn't even particularly good looking.

>>38437421
>Never
>Nowhere
>Nothing
>The end

>>38437843
>1 post per day
no ty

>>38437878
Then shut the fuck up. You whiners are all the same. You don't go to your own board because no one else goes there. You go to the popular board that's popular because everyone is allowed and can talk about anything, but then insist that it be just like the shitty board you don't want to go to. You're a retard.

>>38437855
are you still friends with him now?

>>38437900
ive never even posted there in my life
which cant be said the same about you and redit

>>38437932
I've never posted on "redit" either, dumbass.

>Met guy off of Tinder
>Had a nice date talking, laughing, and doing nerdy things
>At the end of the date I went in for a hug and he went in for a kiss--we knocked heads
>He asked to try again....it felt wet and a little strange. I wasn't ready for it.

Never spoke to him again after.

>>38437949
you might want to start, cause youd fit right in

>>38437907
No, we just lost contact over the years, same goes with all the other friends I used to have.

>be 17
>"girlfriend" is 16
>set up with her by friends since I really wasn't interested in girls
>sitting on a swing on her porch
>just back from a romantic movie date (the movie was romantic, not the date)
>she leans in and kisses me
>she just goes all out, tongue, nibbling on my lips
>she opens her eyes and sees me staring back at her wondering WTF she was doing
>that was the day I realized I was gay

>>38437985
Yeah, and you'd fit right in on wizardchan, which is where you belong.

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A Mexican cutie who was friends with my friend's girlfriend kissed me at a party when we were both incredibly drunk, we both actually puked at some point in the night lol. I think I was 19 at the time.

I knew she was into me before this happened but I didn't know how to go about doing anything about it. We made out and groped each other all night, but I was too drunk to get hard, and to insecure about my shriveled up amphetamine dick to really let her suck it or fuck me. I was still spergy and clueless about women and sex due to my complete inexperience with them. I was more than happy just to be making out with this chick, even though I was probably a terrible kisser

>>38438019
>comes to 4chan
>widely known autismo virgin board for weirdos
>insults people for being autismo virgin weirdos
cool story

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>>38438011
and this is you walking down the road

>>38437421
>7th grade
>robotic grill after a movie at about 9pm
>very bubbly but insecure
>We were waiting outside the mall for her parents to come pick her up
>Told her I had a really nice time and gave her a hug
>she didn't pull away after the hug
>peck on the lips

the turned into a turbo stacy in 9th grade and haven't spoken to her in about 6 years

>>38438071
I don't give a shit whether you're an autismo virgin weirdo, I'm just tired of you idiots acting like you own this board. It's not yours and never was.

>>38438095
sorry m8
i forgot it is summer

>>38437505
Actually, according to science...

this is NOT a board for you NORMALFAGS (normalfags)
if you have EVER (ever) kissed a female you need to go back to FACEBOOK and REDDIT and TUMBLR
how simple is it? Very easy! just Never Visit This Site Again!
thank you!
and before you say "this isnt ur board hurr durr mburr" consider that it is at this point a Containment Board for piece of shit faggots like us, not successful summerfag normies like you!

>>38438197
>replying to reddit normies
For what purpose? They'll be gone once school starts back up. Not worth anyone's time.

>>38438197
>Successful
>No friends
>No job
>Mentally ill
>BUT HEY I KISSED ONE GIRL LIKE 5 YEARS AGO
What a fucking idiot you are.

>14
>Was in a Quinceanera party
>Had a mayor crush on the quiceanera and we had been friends for months back then
>It's a qt 15 thicc chocolate latina
>It's very late into the party and had been hanging out with her
>The party is almost over, most of crowd had already gone
>Decide you grow some balls for once in my pathetic pubertic life
>"Hey, uh, i have something to tell you, gril..."
>Go to the back of the venue with her
>Hey uh..
>Get interrupted by grill, "Oh anon, i always knew you liked me, i like you too!"
>Instantly hug her
>"You know what to do anon"
>I do it and kiss her, it lasted like 5 minutes but it felt like an eternity
>awkward as fuck as both of us didn't know to properly kiss but atleast there was romaNce
>After the awkward kiss we decide to meet the next day
>She kisses me back even longer and hugs the shit out me
>holyshitthisishappening.gif
>We stop and say goodbye
>14 y/o me couldn't believe what just happened
>Dad picks me up 5 minutes after the kiss

Good times, we dated for a year until i actually learned she had daddy issues, alccholic, smoker and very fucked up inside, dumped her eventually, after all these years we 're still friends and very much a thot

>>38438249
>be a failed normie
>be surprised that people call you out

>>38438197
some of us didn't develop crippling social anxiety and other mental illnesses until our late teens and early twenties fuck off you psuedo robo elitist fuck.

>>38438313
>literally a failed normie
Case closed, fuck off.

>>38438298
>Failed normie because I had kiss through luck in my life
I never was a normie. Never been part of a group and never had friends. So fuck off with your bullshit you mongoloid.

>14
>out with gf for the first time alone
>know we're going to kiss
>dont want to cause i got with her or everyone would call me an asshole
>everyone says i am at least an 8/10 and normally pretty alpha, but not in a cunt way
>she's at most a 6/10
>anxiety over not wanting to kiss causes me to fuck up
>bump teeth
>go home 2 hours later
>wallow in dissapointment

i regret everything

>>38438273
have you tried helping her out with her issues?

>>38438357
>being an introvert makes me a robot

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>>38438245
to make me feel superior

>>38438343
everyone here is a failed normie dipshit. You have no friends, I have no friends. You're a cringey autistic fuck IRL and so am I, get over it.

>>38438357
Doubt it was luck. It happened or was allowed to happen for reasons.

>>38438087
wow. you're a laugh riot.

>>38438428
Big deal, these chucklefucks haven't even decided what gender they are yet.

>>38438404
I tried when we were dating, but she was rather very shut in and didn't want to overcome them, most of the attempts failed and started to affect me too. But at least i did help her quit smoking and still is very grateful to this day which i'm very proud of doing :)

>>38438442
Yes, summer break must be a blast for you, but please keep it down, will you?

>>38438249
>going to r9k as a failed normie
>>38438313
>going to r9k as a failed normie
additionally nobodys elitist about being a robot unless they're meming. normies always have been, will always be, and are superior, by virtue of them actually being successful

>>38438410
>Being a degenerate trap lover, lolifapper who failed at life doesn't make me a robot because I had one kiss in my life
>>38438445
My brother smuggled me into a normie group. We played the bottlegame and a girl had to kiss me, she first refused but then did it anyway because of pity. There was literally nothing I did to earn that kiss.

>>38438442
there's an important semantic difference between failed normie and robot. failed normies were actually normies for a period of time, and thus have tasted how it feels to be a normie.

robots have never and will never know how it feels.

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> be 20
> browse the internet to find a hooker
> call hooker
> go to her workplace on my bike
> she opens door and doesn't speak my languege or English
> I pay her
> We undress
> She sucks my dick
> She jerks me off and we kiss
> I can't get hard because I have watched to much porn in my life.
>She proceeds to lick my ears which is nice
> I can't cum.
> I go home

Am I still a robot, guys? I swear I didn't penetrate her!

>>38438512
ive met succesful people who like traps and younger girls so youre not weaseling out of this with a weird habit or 2

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>>38438402
you're too harsh on yourself friend....

>>38438554
>get dick sucked
youre a normie so get over it,
you chose it yourself, no coming back now

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>>38438554
>I have watched to much porn in my life.
Christ...

>>38438043
are you still friends with this Mexican cutie?

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>Be 14
>Never had a girlfreind before
>Not even came close
>Start talking to fat emo girl who everyone says is a massive slut, don't care talk to her anyway
>We hang out once and it goes alright
>Says that we can be bf/gf
>Pretty much the happiest I had ever been, I was so pumped that it finally happened
>Everyone at school gives me shit for going out with a fat whore but I don't care
>She invites me over to her house
>Talk for a while, pretty awkward
>She leans in to kiss me, I reciprocate
>Lasts for a few seconds, she pulls back and frowns
>Awkwardly looks away then kisses me again, even quicker this time
>Walks out of the room without saying anything
>Comes back five minuites later and says that she's breaking up with me
>She gives me the 'ol "It's not you it's me" line
>I beleive her because I was a naive 14 year old
>Go home without saying a word, cry for about a day, don't talk to her again
>Find out a week or so later that she only went out with me out of sympathy because she knew how sad I was
>Cry more

Haven't had a gf or kissed a girl since, I'm 23
I don't really think about it much anymore but I guess when you lay it on the table like that it's pretty sad

>>38438512
Your brother was willing to smuggle you in.
You were able to stay there after you were smuggled in.
They didn't all immediately pity her and agree that the game's off when it paired you and her.
She chose to play along with the game in the end.

Earning has nothing to do with this, but you being a person that it could happen to does say something about you.

>be 16, girl is 14
>We go on long walks at night around our neighborhood
>One night tell her, "I have a surprise for you."
>Internally nervous asf, because I've screwed this up with a girl once prior.
>Before she leaves I dive in, and bat her nose aside with mine.
>Kiss successful
>We both laugh, and go for it again.

We dated for two years before she left me for some skate kid faggot.

I'm so lonely, I just want to kiss a girl

>>38438709
>A robot must be so fat and disgusting that even your brother hates you and a girl wouldn't even touch your lips for less than a second so you don't kill yourself
Doesn't sound quite right to me.

>>38438580
it still wasn't worth giving into pier pressure

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my first kiss was in a night club with a random girl that i just danced with and grid on and i was drunk, nothing happened with her after that kiss though.

I've never kissed a girl or anything like that but when I was 15 a girl told me that my eyes are kind off pretty, does that count too?

>>38438672
Not really. Things eventually ended kinda bad between us. I think about texting her sometimes (if her number is still the same) but I know she's not into me anymore. I just isolate myself from everyone these days anyway because I'm done with people's drama and bullshit

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>>38438790
true, it would have been better if you just done it on your own will and want

>16, she's 17
>we're both band geeks, I play flute she plays sax
>flirt for a few weeks, spend time together just talking
>on band trip to a performance
>on the bus she and I sit by eachother
>get super flirty
>she notices a bruise on my arm
>tell her "yeah, I get random bruises all the time. Like there's one on my leg and I have no idea where it came from"
>she moves her head towards my crotch but then sits back up
>"lol I was gonna kiss it better but that would look kinda weird"
>time to initiate AlphaMale.exe
>"well kiss me somewhere else and maybe it'll transfer"
>we kiss
>proceed to date for the next 2 1/2 years
Good memories

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>>38438949
take some notes robots

>15
>gave my first kiss to a roastie slut
>she even kissed some other guy at the same party

at least I did the cucking a year later

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A girl kissed me on the cheek once

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>>38439172
you cool cat!

>>38437421
>be 18
>go to uni
>some 2m tall Indian guy starts making the moves on me
>be happy that I'm getting attention
>3rd time we meet we walk back towards our student hall
>he finds out I haven't done shit in life
>shyly tell him I never kissed before either
>he kisses me, we continue to sort of hang out in the yard
>after like nearly an hour he french kisses me
>we never talk again after that

It was a good kiss desu

>>38439224
you fembot or faggot?

>>38437421
>what age were you
800.
>describe the location
There were flying lizards breathing fire at hulking 50ft tall armadillos that had 13 horns the size of large nuclear missiles.
Steampunk / Victorian society.
>describe what was she/he was like
A goddess.

>>38439539
The fact that someone decided to type up a post like this is awfully bleak.

My first kiss happened 2 weeks ago. I was viewing a POV Dillion Harper video, my laptop on my chest. Her face was very close to the screen. 4k definition - looked real af. I bent forward - forward - and kissed her on the screen. My lips still had some cheetoh dust on them, but she genuinely seemed pleased at my unexpected audacity. I would have kissed her again, but my mom knocked on the door, asking if I would lend a hand with the dishes.
t. 42 year old playa

we were both 16 it was backstage of a play, i was about to go on stage. we touched lips but we didn't smooch. it was awkward. The next day i was waiting for her bus with her and we talked about kissing again. I was nervous. Was avoiding kissing her until she went to get on the bus. she was like "I gotta go" and i said "wait" i pulled her towards me and actually kissed her for like 5 seconds

>>38439407
The first.

>tfw tried to write female and some other rubbish and was given a warning

>>38437421
>16 i think
>friend's basement
>She was a redhead (not the disgusting freckly type, she was literally a stacy)
>If you want proof she's a stacy she literally stopped talking to me because she was "too busy" with basketball
>She was alright but she had basically no personality and she also sent nudes to my friends after i stopped talking to her
>first kiss was real awkward but sweet at the same time, it was everything that happened after the fact that ruined the memory

>7 years old
>At home, used to play with neighbor girl.
>One time we're watching Pokemon or something and she asked if i ever had my first kiss
>said no, was not sexually attracted to anything at the time so I thought nothing of it
>She leans over and I do it.

Judging by the responses here, that's pretty young. If it makes you feel any better, I chose to became a pretty devout misogynist in the years that followed, and I haven't touched a woman since.

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I've never kissed a boy and got teased for it so much in school. Now I hate all women and myself even more. You're all fake and I should die.

Alright so:
>be 5
>everyone has a gf including me
>everyone is kissing eachother on cheek
>she gives me a peck on the lips
>literaly the talking matter of my friend circle for 2 months
And i aint getting off this board :^)

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>>38441165
Not before giving me a kiss

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>>38437421
Was pretty alpha actually
>Be me 14
>Was too socially awkward to ask my oneitis out.
>My oneitis actually asked me out.
>I talk dirty to her over the phone
>Later at her apartment.
>After some studying for a geography quiz, I lean in close to her.
>I look at her, she's staring at my lips.
>I brush her hair off her face and start making out.
>Not just a little beta peck, actual French kissing.
>She wraps her arms around me
>I carry her to the bed.
>Call her gorgeous and smile.
>Kiss her down her neck.
>Feel her breast
>I run my hands up her skirt and notice the increased warmth.
>I kept going until I was rubbing her outside her panties.
>"You like that?"
>".. yes" she whimpere
>"Huh?" I reply with increased rubbing pressure.
>"Ugh! Yes!"
>Eventually her parents got home so we didn't take it further.
>I smoothly got up and grabbed the nearest pencil to make it seem as if we were studying.
>We later go in the elevator.
>I pin her against the wall we start making out hard under the cozy yellow soft light of the elevator.
>romanticasfuck.jpg
>Picture that scene from Driver, was exactly like that minus the killing.
>I leave, disappointed that my parents are about to kill me for staying out so late.
She later text me saying how amazing it was. And that was how I got my first kiss.

>>38437421
Age: 23 (very embarrassing, I'm handsome but autistsic).

I was at a brian Jonestown concert, I locked eyes with this girl and she gave me an inviting look. I danced over to her and we got close fast, started grinding her. She pulled me and whispered "do it" and we kissed. Her friend group was mad at me, but one guy was like "can't you see it's true love!

I'm not sure if this was a paranoid delusion but I think someone from the band was like "this is really not the place for that"

Later I found her in the back, I think she said she was Ukrainian so I started sperging about my knowledge of the Russia Ukrainian conflict. This turned off and she left.

I was drunk and around 14-15. We were at a house party and she kissed me two times.

I didn't reciprocate though because I knew she liked my best friend and they had had intimate contact before so I didn't see the point. That being said she was the only girl I've ever liked.

Now I don't give a shit about relationships anymore.

>age 5
>Under the table in class
>Generic roastie bone

Every day. Kinda wanna go back even though it's been decades.

>Senior year
>Crush on girl in my class for months
>Just fucking snap one day and do it before she can react
>Reported and suspended for a few days

Worth it; fapped to the memory for the next month or 2

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>mfw the average age people have their first kiss is 14
>mfw the majority of kids who haven't even hit puberty yet have more experience with girls than me

>>38437421
Mine was gross and weird. It was with a 35 year old mom. I have kissed two other people since then. One was a blonde qt and we made out listening to Beach House.

>>38437421
I've kissed a girl once
It was extremely brief and I think I was 13 at the time
Can't remember it whatsoever and I often forget it ever happened
Haven't touched a girl since so whatever

>>38437421
>first kiss
Mine was really awkward, but I'll bite.
>middle school, 8th grade
>going to dance with girl, we both liked each other for a while
>week before dance, friend dares us 2 bucks to kiss
>i'm nervous about it, gf is all for it
>she kisses me on the lips
>later after school, we do it longer
Greatest day of my fucking life.

>>38441987
I wish I could kiss the Beach House girl again.

>>38437421
Age 22. First kiss and blowjob happened both on the same night in my parents basement where I sleep.

Girl I was sort of friends with emailed me one day and we talked a bit. Then she just asked, "can we just like have sex? I just want to try it."

So me being the KH virgin that I was said OK. She showed up at my house at like 1 am, my parents and their dogs were asleep. I opened the basement door and she looked really cute, she got all dressed up just to have sex. I was just in shit jeans with my donald duck anger management t shirt.

Planet Earth was on in the background when we started. We started making out awkwardly, i started fucking her mouth with my tongue like porn showed me. She coughed on my tongue and told me to slow down.

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>>38437421
Messed around with a gal from school, got messed around by her as well. Ended up in my house having her tutor me on drawing, but both of us had trouble focusing so we occupied ourselves with conversation or watching videos.
Another visit or two like that from her and she ends up kissing me quickly but deeply in joy and gratitude.
Stunned for a moment I ended up teasing her about it and showing her how to do it pleasantly by sucking lightly on her lower lip compared to just smacking lips against one another. She gasped sweetly and things moved on from there onto a relationship that had ended because of me losing feelings for her, having gotten to know her more. We were close to getting properly intimate, even though we were physical before, both of us remained virgins however so that's that.

>>38441972
>14
>the majority of kids havent hit puberty yet have more experience with girls than me
what

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I was 10, or so by the time. It was with one of my older cousins (3 years older). We pretended it was like some kind of game when we were like "mom and dad". You get the point. We even started to make out very passionately, while french-kissing and that shit. Never managed to fuck her, even though we did it like 5 times or more after that (her family visited us sometimes during holidays and those were the days when we played that game).

Now that I think about it, she probably was very horny on those days, mainly because we ended up playing when she got a boyfriend in her town. The last time we did it, I even asked her if she wanted to "go further", but never got a real response.

To this day, that was the only time I ever kissed a girl. I think that experience made me even more autistic than I previously was.

>>38442333
I made her sit on my lap when we were making out because it felt good on my cock, she was so warm. I was sort of putting my hands all over the place since I wasnt sure what to do with them. She finally just told to put them on her tits. Ive never felt tits before but they felt sort of like a water balloon filled with some kind thick fluid, they were pretty warm too. My zombie body temperature was probably freezing her. She finally took off her shirt and i saw her big boobs, her nipples were brown, she was also brown. Some kind of mix I guess. She nervously asked me if i could suck them. I laughed and did it. She seemed to like it a lot. I had fun doing it, girls nipples are surprisingly rubbery, my mouth was all over both tits, for some reason I sucked her right nipple more than the other one.

Anyway my penis was fully erect and has been for a while. We just kind of sat next to each other like she was waiting for me to do something, her tits were out and she took her under wear off a while ago. But she still had her dress on. I just took off my pants and my dick flopped out. She just stared at it until I asked her if she wanted to touch it.

She grabbed it and just sort of squeezed it, like she was checking if it was real or something. She was talking to me about it and asked if it hurt for some reason. I just kind of laughed, her questions were really goofy. We were both definitely virgins.

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>>38441756
>I was at a brian Jonestown concert

>>38437421
I was only 15 years old. My uncle invited our family over for barbeque. My cousin was a really cute girl, about my age. In my young naivety I'd often visit him just to get to see her, not even talking to her. Anyway, I went to the barbeque, and while I didn't really have a choice with what my mom thinks of me, if I did I'd probably still go just to see her. She was perfect. Blonde hair, blue eyes. We arrived at my uncle's. The weather was kinda cloudy, on an otherwise warm summer day, but no rain yet. The barbeque went on, but I didn't really care much of it. All I would do is stare at the girl. After about 10 minutes of just staring at her pretending to listen to whatever conversation was going on next to me, she noticed me looking at her. She smiled, and silently invited me into her dad's house, my uncle's. After we went out of sight, she led me to her room. We talked about whatever was popular then for a bit, then she said she'd go to the bathroom. I waited for about 2 minutes until her grandma came to look for us, she was about 80. And as we met eyes, I'd popped the biggest, hardest boner I ever had. My mind was corrupted by the thought of her soft, soggy fun breasts. She asked me why I didn't tell anyone where I was going, but I cared nothing of it. I pushed her onto my cousin's bed, and made out with her right then and there. I still remember her soft lips, hugging mine with the experience of a true elder sex goddess. I could never forget that moment, even if the memory of the rest of the day had faded away.

>>38437421
>be me
>kissless virgin betafag, but pretty extroverted
>i tried my luck with some girls
>i keep being friendzoned or fucking everything up
>finally give up and go with the flow
>about two years pass
>meet this semi-famous girl, 15 at a time
fuck you guys, i was 16
>she was performing in front of the city hall
>you know, christmas
>we do this kind of shit
>my friends introduce me to her after her concert
>she's totally into my sorry ass
>I miss all the signs, being a fucking beta potato
>my friends finally tell me what they heard from her
>she's single and ready to get down on it
>worthashot.jpg
>invite her to my friend's birthday party
>after some bullshit social interactions we head to my friend's room
>just lie down on his bed and talk for hours
>at some point, we turn towards each other
>our lips are basically touching, i know what she wants
>shake and shiver like a motherfucker
>hyperventilating is real
>shit feels like having a heart attack
>okay fuck this
>"kiss" her
>it felt more like trying to eat a molten popsicle
>after about 20 seconds that felt like an eternity i said
>"sorry for that"
>whatthefuck.gif
>she laughs it off as she knows this was my first time

That's basically it, we've been together for 4 years now. She's stupid like hell, I would have run away ASAP from a guy that does such things to my face that even. Bottom line is, i know how to kiss and not eat a person in the process, so that's cool i guess