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So I'm currently visiting some family in my home country (Dominican Republic) and because of circumstances I was forced to shower with my dad. That's when I realized how huge his dick is while mine is slightly above average at best. He's also pretty good looking and has chadlike confidence. Why couldn't I inherit any of those traits?
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for your own sanity I recommend not thinking about your dad's dick too much
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>>38437420
Your parents didn't feed you well or get you to exercise so you had poor nutrition and hormone levels.
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you need to suck your dads cock to absorb his power
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Dick size is passed down by your mother, not your father.
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maybe he just got a semi from showering with you
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>>38437472
But how? Mothers don't have dicks, unless you have a mother (father) who has a feminine penis.
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>>38437420
>tfw pencil dick
>dad's cock is literally thick as a soda can
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>>38437472
Don't be dumb, mother's genes have an influence but it's not unilateral. Like everything else it's half and half.

But yes, if dad has a horse cock, and mom has the genes (and her male relatives are tiny) for small dick, then you'll end up somewhere between.
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>>38437420
Nofap is the only way to get a big dick
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>slightly above average
fuck off with your complaining then
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