why havent you lost your virginity yet?

>>38433331
because i dont know how to talk to a girl

waiting for incel replies

I'm doing it this Wednesday. Made out with her 2 days ago and it went really well. I guess I'm finally going to ascend to normiehood.

>>38433331
Because de jewz are pushing the wymenz into not liking classy white men like me xD *tips fedora*

Im fucking shy

>>38433386
if you do it promise youll never come back to this board
they'll only hold you down

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I've never tried because I'm scared of women, always have been but even more so now with this environment of everyone being called sexist or potential rapists for wrongthink.

I want to think men and women are equal, but the way I see society works doesn't tell me that's true. It tells me women are not only overly-catered to and picky but hate you for even daring to try calling it out.

Just want to continue not trying.

Already lost my virginity

Because wizardhood seems innately more attractive than a fleeting wave of pleasure.

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too risky. t e e t h.

>>38433486
I lost my virginity but I am also petrified by that SJW shit. I was going to have sex for the second time and the girl started throwing up she was so hammered, I took her back to her room, but I was accosted by her roommates that I may have violated her, even though I gave her water and made sure she was okay before literally carrying her through my college dorm.

>>38433540
TEETH
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>>38433518
what exactly is attractive about being a wizard?
is this a troll? you know it's just a joke right?

>>38433348
>hi my name is anon, whats your name?
>Im anonette
>thats cool, what classes do you visit/study/work?
>Im doing xyz at the moment
>oh! My cousin always wanted to do that
And so on and so forth

>>38433486
you don't even have to worry about that shit
just be funny

those insane sjw types are a loud minority you mostly only see in youtube videos

>>38433668
>Me: H-hi! My name is
>Her: what?
>Me: My name is
>Her: who?
>Me: My name is a-anon

>>38433668
I usually have a conversation with them and then nothing happens.
I don't know how to progress it to a deeper relationship.

>>38434469
>scared of sex hurting
Are you by any chance female?

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>>38434427
Your name was what? originalo oregano

>>38433489
leave this board rn

>>38434478
yeah, believe it or not

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Because i only want one specific girl.
And she doesnt want me.

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>>38434491
That's the joke dumbass.
I feel like I'm on reddit.

>>38433649
This whole board is a joke man. Do you really think people can be as pathetic as the trolls on this.board try to make themselves out to be? Come on. Everything on this board is an act.

>>38433331
didn't feel comfortable with myself and been too depressed to even want a relationship for most of my life. now both of that got better and i want one but i'm too scared and insecure to actually do anything. i don't care too much about dying a virgin anyway what really stings is knowing that i'll never have someone to love and be close with.

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>>38433331
Because when I was a teenager, someone asked me what my perfect gf would be like. Now I compare every girl I meet, to the one I imagined.
I literally haven't been able to get any interest in any girls I meet and actively avoid anything that is slightly romantic. On the plus side, this means I can easily talk to girls, since I already have zero desire to date them. I don't feel the need to try and impress them.

I hope I meet someone that I'll fall in love with soon...

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because I've never made a first move and I never will

im a fucking pussy

>>38435021
Just think if you did you could be fucking a pussy.

>>38433331
because i never tried. i could be fucking girls easily if i wasn't such an avoidant weirdo.

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>>38435088
I've got a tinder -which took me like 3 months of back and forth with myself to finally make- and I have like 20 matches, haven't messaged a single one

it's not gonna happen

>>38435214
Don't use tinder then lol. Go outside and meet women.

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I had one opportunity and I fucking missed it

>>38435240
but if i cant send a girl who is confirmed to be interested in me a fucking text message how am I supposed to go chat to random bitches in person

it's just a mental block I can't fix

>>38435240
Sounds like a brilliant way to get a false rape allegations and be in jail for the rest of your life.

You really are a special kind of tard aren't you.

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Too ugly, plain and simple.

Orginal comment tho.

>>38433331
because I haven't had sex my friend.

>>38435501
Look mom im trolling the 4chums

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i'm way too autistic to communicate with women, so i kind of fucked up every chance i had by acting like a retard
its okay tho, it just wasnt meant to be i guess

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>>38433331


I have

But it was 9 years ago and ive had 0 female contact since

>5'3"
>ugly 1/10, 2/10 at most
>fat

>awkward socially
>Dont really know how to make it happen
>Grew up fat, have body issues
>Had abusive parents, can't handle people being nice to me

I did a week ago. I don't feel like less of a failure and it's not that much better than masturbating.

>>38436098
damn, sorry viper, at least your raps are fire