ITT: Original messages

Women aren't all sluts

I have a very big cock

>>38433131
I am totally happy with my life.

I'rn happy.

Girls are intelligent.

this thread will not keep bringing girls into it

I have a positive future.

>>38433131
Girls are useful

A robot bf is the way to go.

I am not a girI

I have a fulfilling job.

the filter's still here?

...
yuck

Robots are smart

Roasties are beautiful.

I have a healthy social life

I want to marry a roastie.

Robots deserve a loving girlfriend.

I abstain from drinking alcohol

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I feel intense hatred for myself

I don't consider suicide

I have sex every week

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Jesus is the way, the truth, and the life.

l got laid

The number of guys girls have had sex with doesn't matter.

i have many friends to play videogames with and to not to spend my birthday alone!

It's ok if she's not a virgin

>>38433131
Rick & Morty it's an overrated show and it's even boring sometimes

>>38433131
I'm making progress in my life.

>>38436028
Well, that's certainly a first one.

I left /r9k/