does your girlfriend know you go on 4chan?

Dude this is /r9k/, we are all kissless virgins

>>38432956
I kissed my mom one time

I met my gf on /r9k/.

>>38433106
do you guys swim in sadness everyday

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>>38432843
I DON'T HAVE A FUCKING GIRLFRIEND, FUCK YOU

>>38433302
Of course we do, if we can't swim in pussy, sadness will do

>>38433360
yeah me neither

>>38433370
that's not your hand, is it

>>38432843
Does imaginary girl friend counts

my girlfriend goes on /pol/

i don't even go on /pol/

She's the one who clicks the mouse so yes.

>>38434633
sure!

>>38434680
doesn't sound like a healthy relationship

>>38434705
#relationshipgoals

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>>38432843
Sure she does..usually logs in with me but doesn't come here by herself.

yeah i try to explain the appeal but wish i hadnt said anything as i worry the idea of me being worthwhile slips more and more as i drop my guard ad reveal the weirder shit about me

Mine does, yeah.

>>38434849
What weird shit do you have?

>>38432843
Yes. I even show her/tell her about some of the funny posts or some of the really pathetic posts on here to make her laugh. She thinks robots are retarded now

>>38434907
She is absolutely correct.

>>38432843
She does actually.

>>38434991
does she ever read with you

>>38432843
No because I haven't met her yet

>>38432843
she gets really upset when i do lol.

I'm disgusted with what r9k has become but since I've become a normie anyway, yah she does know she doesn't know what it is. she thinks I have a great sense of humour when I don't I just say things I copy of 4chan

>>38435527
What 4chan jokes have you told your GF? I'm having a hard time imagining getting a good reaction with anything that's posted here.

>>38435555
Idk just the edgy teenager tier humour she likes me laughing at people's pain and making horrible jokes at other people's expense. Like when this guy brought up his suicide attempt at a really inappropriate time and I just laughed straight in his face. Or when we watched this bird get hit by a car and burst into laughter. Or sent a picture of this girl's missing pet crow dead. Or prank called her freinds and told her that her nan was in hospital. Also i like discussing red pill like race and social Darwinism.

Yeah, she's essentially the kind of gf I would imagine kek would give me.

>easily the most racist person I know
>on a bunch of meds
>emotionally unstable
>qt
>virgin
I love her so fucking much

>>38436860
>virgin
what's she holding out for?

>>38435747
how does it feel knowing you're dating the absolute lowest % of women for her to actually think that shit's funny?

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>>38432843
I'm free to come and go as I please, because
>tfw no gf

>>38437416
>absolute lowest % of women
>laughing at shit that came here
>laughing at shit any one of us could've made
I Shit In Ur Mouth

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uuuh, 4chan IS my girlfriend

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>>38432843
Yeah but she doesn't know what it is really. I only told her to stay the fuck off of /b

She knows, she loves >that kid threads

>>38434680
Lol I'm a regular on /pol/, and my gf used to be a regular fembot.

She did, when I had one. She was a tumblr kind of girl though so she'd harass me any time she caught me browsing here.

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Yea lol, we met on 4chan

Lmao this is the biggest bait post I've ever seen