YOU, YEAH, YOU !

>>38432036
I'm tired of people asking if they are the only one who does something

>>38432065
>I'm tired of people asking if they are the only one who does something

Am I the only who is not tired of this?

>>38432083
I'm also tired of people trying to be funny at every opportunity

>>38432036
I'm depressed because I don't do anything but I can't find the motivation to do something.

>>38432036
im bald and i fucking hate it
i have a small cock too and erectile dysfunction on top of that
so i basically have nothing and feel shit all of the time
i go to the gym but honestly its a waste of fucking time and i hate it. i would give all my muscles away for hair or a normal dick but i can never have them

Got myself in a catch 22 of running real low on cash and needing to get my car fixed at the same time before I can go find a fucking job but im pretty sure I dont have the cash to do so cause you never get an accurate quote for this kinda shit beforehand so it may well end up costing more than I have and then I won't be able to take my car back from the mechanic

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>I'm depressed because I don't do anything but I can't find the motivation to do something.

Me too m8. I don't use to do shit. Try changing your lifestyle. Pick up a religion or change your diet or something.

>Looking to bust a nut, suggestions?

Have you tried JOI videos? Do you have an incest fetish? If you do, you can look up good vids on incestflix.com

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I'm a normie who browses 4chan
Let the hate begin

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>>38432132
>i go to the gym but honestly its a waste of fucking time and i hate it.

I also realized that no matter what I do I will always have an ugly fucking face.

Sucks to live

>>38432151
>Got myself in a catch 22

I don't even know what Catch 22 means. Isn't that from a book? I am not american so I don't fucking know.

>>38432190
it's just a fancy phrase that comes from the book for effectively 'damned if you do, damned if you don't'

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>>38432189
>I'm a normie who browses 4chan

Fuck off then normie.

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https://youtu.be/Ex6qDmlZd7s

Well my problem is that while I am not depressed anymore, I am 27, never had a job and no qualifications and such.

I can easily live the rest of my life on welfare and never worry about a thing.

But at the same time I could just end my existence because my life is not creating any value for anyone else, just taking it away from others.

Not sure how to feel about this or if there is a solution to this or not.

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>>38432245
my problem is that you used reddit spacing like a fagoot

I'm obese and honestly I just don't give a fuck.

>>38432245
Most people with jobs create nothing of value either. Office workers spend their 8 hours every day trying to look like they do something while doing as little as possible. I wouldn't feel bad about that.

Get a creative hobby and get good at that if its self esteem you crave.

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>>38432212
>using normie is normie as fuck
>Found the real normalfag
Leave

>>38432256
Reddit spacing is a meme. Go look at old archived 4chan threads and you'll find "reddit spacing" all over the place.

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>>38432245
>But at the same time I could just end my existence because my life is not creating any value for anyone else

Find God anon.

Godspeed

>>38432262
>I'm obese and honestly I just don't give a fuck.

How fucking fat are you?

>>38432297
Fuck off m8.

I say what the fuck I want.

Im a complete robot who never had a gf and is on the verge of suicide after finishing uni.
wat do lads ?

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>>38432036
Fell in love with a girl, but I've had a gf for 4 years already.

>>38432036
i would like to have a female nerd friend

I'm a national socialist and my country hates me because I love it and want it to be the best

I'm full time military. I have a drinking problem and I have put on weight, which consequently has led to me being unmotivated and lazy.

I know exactly what I gotta do to get back on track, but I can't find that motivation anymore. Many things bore me, and I hate that. So how does one reignite the flame?

Also, I turned 27 yesterday (today for you Americans). I'm Australian.

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>>38432316
>Im a complete robot who never had a gf and is on the verge of suicide after finishing uni.
wat do lads ?

Story of my life m8. Except for the finishing uni part.

>>38432320
>Fell in love with a girl, but I've had a gf for 4 years already.

Just be fucking thankful that you' ve had a fucking GF at all.

>>38432320
FUCK OFF NORMALFAG TRASH
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>/out/

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>>38432339
>I know exactly what I gotta do to get back on track, but I can't find that motivation anymore.

Find God, you can only have motivation to live if you believe in something higher than yourself.

Unironically this.

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>>38432320
OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT

NORMALFAG

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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How do i stop myself from becoming a neckbeard and a full-out weeb? I would appreciate any helpful answer to this matter

>>38432374
>How do i stop myself from becoming a neckbeard and a full-out weeb?

FUCKING STOP WATCHING ANIME AND FIND GOD.

LORD BE WITH YE. ALL THE BEST WISHES.

>>38432374
get a gf and become a normie
go to parties and try to socialize

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>>38432401
>get a gf and become a normie
>go to parties and try to socialize

Do you think that this sort of thing is easy to do for us, robots?

Do you think you could just do that and become a normie

We can't become normies. We are robots inherently. And also, we don't want to become normies and we all profoundly hate them.

(pic unrelated)

>>38432422
That is the only way.
I tried myself too many times and failed.
But it is the only way to get out of this hell.

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never peal the paint off the walls

>That is the only way.
I tried myself too many times and failed.
But it is the only way to get out of this hell.

How do you know and How would you know that that is the only way to achieve your goal?

Don't you ever think that there is more to just becoming a normie and "having friends" and shit like that?

Don't you think that there are greater things and goals that one may achieve?

>>38432472
Haha

Stupid Niggers

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>>38432036
FUCKING HATE THIS SITE.
Nah just kidding fuck you and who ever reads this.
Hitler did nothing wrong.
Praise pepe.
Shadily.

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>>38432512
Ooooo

So Edgy

Congratulations

Revolted fag

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>tfw don't even want to eat anymore
i don't want to do anything. eating is so much effort and hassle so ive only been getting less than a meal a day

how do I stop this? i mostly just want to sleep or disappear from my boring life.

Neither my father nor his wife understand me, yet believe they can help me on a stereotype they've built on assumptions of what my situation is. They've guilt-tripped me softly but consistently and I've had to adapt to them for years, and I've realized too late that they were never on my side.

If I don't change my personality completely, though, things will backfire for me and I'll lose every chance accomplishing what I want. They're narcissistic mules, and it doesn't help that his family has put my father on a pedestal a lifetime. Both my mother and sister are cowards when it comes to discussing things with them, and they've been chewed out in fucked up ways in the few times they've tried to sort things out. Her wife will side with him and even attack our side of the family. She's nosy and malicious. She's run her mouth on issues someone who prouds herself on being a real adult wouldn't do, and knowing her life story, she's not one talk. I'm omitting several details here, but my family is as tricky mess.

How should I approach this? What worries me the most is their effect on my self-perception, which they've twisted significantly.

How do you come up with original ideas? Is there such thing?

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There is only one realistic space warfare simulator in existence and this bothers me.

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>>38432543
>how do I stop this? i mostly just want to sleep or disappear from my boring life.


Find God anon

Pick up a religion, preferably Chistianity

Godspeed

>>38432559
>How do you come up with original ideas? Is there such thing?

I have no fucking idea.

>>38432577
Why the fuck did you make me read all of this fucking shit?

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>we had many more encounters that summer, and I felt the same way throughout.
>she always said I looked like a Mexican though I'm 100% sure I'm white.
>we even got in trouble with the police for being up after curfew baby sitting our high friends.
>she changed one of her Kik name to "I'm so into you" before abandoning it, and that had me convinced she had the same feelings for me.
>in august of the same year me, my friends, and Her met with 2 other of my friends friends.
>I've never met them, and so haven't She
>they were two beans in a pod, both spicks, and became good buddies of mine.
>one of my other close friends tolled me that She had a contract with her parents of witch if she did not have a relationship before the age of 18 she will be given $500
>I devised a plan, find out when her birth day was, and ask her. (Not a very complicated plan, but a plan none the less)
>2 months before Her 18th birth day Lawn Mower #1 said that he wanted Her.
>they later created a relationship that still lasts till this day. (Not sure how stable it is now)
>I still feel the same way I felt when I first met Her, and now when I think about Her I feel like garbage.
>I know i can't have Her, but is it selfish to think I was the one that should have had Her?
>Did she really have feelings for me, or was that just my greedy imagination conjuring reasons as to why I should be angry at spick boi?
>should I be depressed for what could have been, if "what have could have been" was all in my anxiety teenage imagination?
>then what reason is there to feel?
As a side note
>mfw the $500 contract was on my side, but failed.
>mfw she went and accepted an actual spick instead of me.
>mfw she still calls me a spick.
>mfw I still send Her memes.

fin.

>>38432592
not finished yet faggot

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>>38432594
Fucking originari

Oregano

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>>38432036
">BE ME
>HAVE GF
>UNDERSTAND WOMEN ARE GARBAGE
>LEAVE GF
>NEVER SEARCHING FOR GF AGAIN
>STILL VIRGIN
>NO REGRETS
>MFW

>>38432422
Yeah, actually you can. First step is not fucking being afraid of shit because it's "not easy"

>>38432643
Women are the niggers of gender

Make them fuck off.

>>38432648
>First step is not fucking being afraid of shit because it's "not easy"

This can be said about anything whatsoever

Fuck off m8.

I'm about to go rding my bike.

I feel like I'm not a robot.
that's comforting and weird at the same time.

>>38432665
Respect for you,bro.

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>>38432674
>I'm about to go rding my bike.

Are you dutch?

originari

>>38432687

nah german and really into bikes and bike riding.

do you guys feel like you fit in here ?

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I called yesterday begging for my ex back and they said yes but all it took was 24 hours for me to realize why the shit fell apart in the first place. They left me for someone else who turned them onto harder drugs, and I hadn't even talked to them for 10 minutes before they wanted my help getting their shit for the day. I told them off a little while ago and said not to contact me until they had their shit together and actually wanted to talk and not ask me for money or rides and they said nothing so far, because of course whenever they're confronted with something too much for them to handle they just go silent like a stupid retard. I feel like crying but it's not coming out because I'm also kinda relieved that I am not setting myself up to get hurt and used again, but I mostly feel like I did for the months prior to when I called them, which is incredibly lonely and miserable.

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>>38432714
>nah german and really into bikes and bike riding.

I wish I could live in Europe in a First World Country instead of the shitty hole I live in right now

>do you guys feel like you fit in here ?

What do you mean?

>>38432675
>Respect for you,bro.

Thanks m8.

>>38432036
just got back from walking... while listening to the Fallout New Vegas Soundtrack pretending I was wandering the Mojave...

>>38432190
it feels bad that after 2 1/2 years of going to the gym I still look like a skinny fat piece shit. There are teens squatting 3 plates there meanwhile I'm struggling wtih 245. I can't bench press at all, every time I've tried my shoulders would hurt for a week after and the last time I got it caught on the uprights and almost crushed my throat. People like us aren't meant to be there. That's why they are always asking how many sets I have left and no one else because they want me to go, and not come back.

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>>38432036
im surrounded by normiegirls and i cant find one which likes me
what should i do senpai?

>>38432771
>it feels bad that after 2 1/2 years of going to the gym I still look like a skinny fat piece shit.

Maybe you should see a doctor or something. Maybe you have low testosterone or your diet is poor in nutrients and/or protein

Are you afraid of seeing a doctor, anon?

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>>38432036
you asked for it cunt
now I'm gonna avatarfag

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>>38432806
>im surrounded by normiegirls and i cant find one which likes me
>what should i do senpai?

Find a 2d Waifu. They are much better than the rest.

>>38432810
>you asked for it cunt
>now I'm gonna avatarfag

Do as you please m8. Every one is welcome here.

>>38432102
Breathing excercises may help. Also listen to "friendzone" pink guy song

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>>38432823
>Also listen to "friendzone" pink guy song

Why though? How is that gonna help anything at all?

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I think I'm going to finally go to a brothel and lose my virginity now at the age of 23. I thought for the longest time I could find a way but I can't. Girls aren't interested and I can't see a way where if I was to meet a girl, how am I suppose to maintain a relationship? I just don't now. All I know is I want to feel something, even if it isn't real.

I'm going to try and go a few days of nofap before I do it and see what happens.

Either way, whatever the outcome is I'll just deal with it and try to move on.

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>>38432874
>I think I'm going to finally go to a brothel and lose my virginity now at the age of 23.


Do it m8. Do it. Go for it.

God be with ye.

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what do you think of this album?

>>38432871
It's just funny that's all. Anything by pinku gaiu.

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>>38432893
>what do you think of this album?

Are you reposting this image? I swear I have seen this somewhere else today.

>>38432899
I would unironically have sex with Joji. I am not even kidding

>>38432036
druuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuumpf has once again flawlessly been btfo'd, drumpkins on suicide watch

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>>38432979
I unironically used to be a trumptard. But after he has been elected and has done only shit and nothing good I agree with you 100%.

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CUTE STINKY FEET ALL DAY

CUTE FEET AND TOES

>>38432891
Cheers man. Just trying to figure how long I should nofap it coming from doing it daily.

Supposedly it's a lot better if you haven't don't it in ages but hanging on is the key here.

>>38433030
>Just trying to figure how long I should nofap it coming from doing it daily.


What difference will nofap even make?

You will just go there and fuck a whore

If you don't like it the first time you can do it again some other time

Simple as that.

>>38432993
ifunny faggot imbound

>>38433054
idk. I'm still a virgin, how would I know? I'm just using the advice from other robots.

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>>38433057
ayyyyyyyyyyyyy

originarioooooooooooooooo

oniiiiiiii chaaaaaaaaaaan

daisukiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

I honestly genuinely believe that its a girl's duty in a relationship to make sure the guy is never horny by emptying him regularly using any means necessary.
Too bad most girls and find this belief disgusting and i don't want a girl who doesn't believe in it as well. So that's why i'm here.
Hell, even most of you guys out there find this belief somewhat disgusting/inferior/dumb.
Most of you think a relationship is something where you both care for eachother, love eachother, cuddle, you know, romantic stuff. And sex is just... extra.
But nah. Relationship is an exchange. She gives him sex. He gives her love/commitment.

I guess by believing this, i'm so messed up i don't even belong on r9k.

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I feel like I have no purpose in life as there is nothing Im good at. I used to be good at science (especially bio and chem) but I've fallen behind in my education.

I really want to find my niche and excel at it, but at the same time I'm way too scared to commit to a particular subject in case I fail at it or regret my decision.

I am also having serious suicidal thoughts and even attempted suicide 2 years ago, but I'm too afraid to tell anyone in case they think I'm lying for attention or something.

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>not in US

I have a 17 year old daughter. I thought it would be great idea to have some control and knowledge of her doings.

So, I checked her computer and facebook behind her back and I got what I deserved.
On facebook she is mostly talking with 21 year old guy whom I don't know and her best (female) friend. From 2 conversations I found out that she recently had MMF threesome with the 21 year old guy and another 17 year old dude. Moreover, she said to her best friend that she could arrange FFM threesome with the 21 year old guy. This weekend she went out wearing ripped jeans with fishnets for a "sleepover".

Guess it is gonna take some time till I can look her the same way as before.
I'll take the blue pill please.

>>38433135
>17 yr old daughter
>minimum possibly 32 yrs old posting
pls leave

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>>38433133
>I feel like I have no purpose in life as there is nothing Im good at. I used to be good at science (especially bio and chem) but I've fallen behind in my education.

>I am also having serious suicidal thoughts and even attempted suicide 2 years ago, but I'm too afraid to tell anyone in case they think I'm lying for attention or something.

Are you atheist? If you are; I beg of you, please try finding God and pray to the Lord to give you your life's purpose. He has the answers.

>>38433118
This would cause a lot of unwanted pregnancies even with birth control and it's not normal or healthy to want sex every single day. Give your dick a fucking break and get a hobby or something ffs.

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>>38432036
I'm socially retarded and don't know how to get girls.

>>38433404
>what are handjobs
>what are blowjobs
If she isn't feeling it, she can do either of these. That's what i meant by "using any means necessary".

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>>38432036
If it's irrefutable traps are gay, why do heterosexuals think otherwise

>>38433183
The internet is older than you.
You don't fucking own it.

>>38433135
You should have raised her on video games, Star Wars, and Anime.
Why did you betray us and raise her on barbies and shit?

>>38433533
And if HJ/BJs get you off you are literally underage/KHHV.

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I actually have a cute, christian, belly gf and I only come here every blue moon because I know how it hurts to not have a gf, and want to send you bros my spiritual energy.

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>>38433618
>I know how it hurts to not have a gf, and want to send you bros my spiritual energy.

Thanks m8. We appreciate it

The best regards.

>>38433468
>I'm socially retarded and don't know how to get girls.

We all are

>>38433562
>If it's irrefutable traps are gay, why do heterosexuals think otherwise

Think about it. If it is indeed true that traps are gay, then heterosexuals that like traps can't say otherwise, for if they like traps they aren't heterosexuals in the first place.

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Do any of you guys get the feeling none of this is helping at all? Maybe we're the ones in the wrong...

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i need more high quality frogmen, please post frogmen

>>38433606
What? Why? Fapping is literally a HJ that you give yourself anon. And it gets you off.
You can't not cum from any sort of prolonged stimulation if you haven't cum for a while.

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>>38432036
I'm sick of Normies.

>>38433618
>belly gf
man puking.jpg

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>looking for a job
>find a job posting looking for someone with pretty much my skillset/job experience
>look up the company, it seems like a great place to work at
>seem to actually have a realistic shot at getting the job
>start typing up cover letter
>get writer's block
>type one sentence, then spend 5-10 minutes on /r9k/, then type one sentence again
>have repeated this cycle atleast twice
I swear I'm gonna finish it up after I hit "Submit"

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>>38432235
>Italo Disco

>>38432094
You'd love /b/

>>38432036
There has been an unusual drop in quality of posts lately (less than a week).
Now, /r9k/ has been shit for a while, but its been worse lately, especially today. Are we being shilled or something?

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Im eating cake. Today i plan to study a bit, maybe do some gym, and go to the dentist. Im writing a novel too, about four inmortal people being locked into a room for eons. But i dont know how its gonna end. Im thinking i might adopt a son or a daughter in the future. The reason of that is not any fatherly feeling i might have, but the fact that i try to live my life in an aesthetic way. And in the future, once im old and i cant support myself on my own account (if ever), then i believe the most aesthetic thing i could do is to raise someone as a father. I recon that might be my own natural impulse speaking for myself, but i do not care. To follow nature is to follow the rules god set for us, so if its is a mission i must accomplish, im okay with it. My only real worry is wheter ill truly love this child or not, and if it is even possible. If its not, i suspect ill have to go a darker path.

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>Mansaha
>OLIOLIOLIOLI

I am, for the next 3 weeks a trash collector.
And that job is shit. I fucking want to beat the shit out all these fucking coworkers that say I am not for this job. If I can't be a trash collector, then why the fuck can I do?
I finished my first day, and my back, arms and feets hurt. Will I survive until the end of my contract?

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>>38432036
>I found my first waifu (pic related)
>I'm gonna quit my job in 2yrs and train to become a snowboarding instructor

i want a neet gf who needs me
hehe end my life

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>>38432036
i have the last portion of my GED test today. i was supposed to graduate last year but i ended up being credit deficient. if i pass this i'll officially have my diploma. i ask you all to wish me luck.

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My ex-gf, a girl I loved so much, but broke up with me years ago, recently came up all over my news feed because she's lost a ton of weight but kept dem tittays, and has some new Italian boyfriend, and she looked amazingly happy at this wedding and I'm a fucking nothing. I don't know what I have to do to become a something.

Also I really like this picture of Pacifica Ocean in a sneaking suit. HNNNFFF.

>>38432036
I play guitar, but always feel im shit at it

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>>38432036
People on /r9k/ who keep lying to themselves pisses me off.
Robots who posts shit like "I have a 6" dick pressed to the bone, maybe that will impress a girl" or "if I just get a job, I'll be succesful" when they know for sure, without a fucking doubt, that it won't work out or doesn't mean shit that they're a certain way and keep trying to be sucessful pisses me off.
You need to learn that there's a time to give up. The last chance you had in your life was when you could go to an university. If you fucked up when you went there or didn't go at all, give up. This was your last shot at a normal life and you missed it. Having no friends or real connections past the age of 20 means you're doomed. Just give up and stop lying to yourself about the "good things" about yourself.
Nobody, maybe aside from your family, liked you and nobody ever will. You just have a shit personality and you're probably ugly too since you're here. If you just keep trying you'll just hurt yourself. Just give up and stop posting here about how you still have a chance if you just do this to other people.
And no, I'm not a normie or successful guy, I'm 26 and have no friends, but at least I came to terms with it and I'm not telling myself that I'll make it, because I know I can't and won't. The only way I think I'll get a gf is if she's completly fucking crazy and kidnaps me, but I know shit like that doesn't happen, so I somewhat gave up on that too.

For the love of god, people who matches what I said please just give up.

I think this is my first rant, and boy does it feel good to type it out

The idea of someone being called emotionless gets me unreasonably angry.

And the worst thing is that normies are the only type of people who would call someone else that.

I think "normal" people are the ones who have no real emotions to them.

>>38434854
Sad but truee

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>>38432036
Yo what you doing down my yard let's clash

>>38434854
People who give up should kill themselves, there's no point in living if you've given up.
At least people who lie to themselves to continue have some chance of contributing or fixing themselves, but when you give up, you're just scum that needs to die.

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I've browsed this fucking website for straight 8 hours today and I cant fucking stop even tough there are things that are far more enjoyable and useful I can do right now. I'm starting to get a very weird kind of head ache right now.

>>38434978
They should, only reason I didn't is because my family actually cares about me. When they're all dead I'll end it.

>>38432422
>Go to parties
How?

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OP Here

>>38434788

What even is GED?

>>38434816
>My ex-gf, a girl I loved so much, but broke up with me years ago, recently came up all over my news feed because she's lost a ton of weight but kept dem tittays, and has some new Italian boyfriend, and she looked amazingly happy at this wedding and I'm a fucking nothing.

This is not true. And even if it were, what is the point of it?

>>38434885
Normies are the most ordinary, boring, meaningless people to be with.

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>>38434854
>Nobody, maybe aside from your family, liked you and nobody ever will. You just have a shit personality and you're probably ugly too since you're here.

Nice try, Schopenhauer

>>38432335
We're in the same boat Anon. If only we had won the war

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>>38435056
it's a test to obtain a high school equivalency certificate

I don't have enough money to pay the power bill due in a few days. Then the internet bill. I don't have anyone to borrow money from, so I'm fucked.

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I feel on the verge of a mental breakdown outburst at almost all times but I never let it happen. I get nervous about going to places that could involve some socializing because they're either incompatible with me or will straight up think I'm a spaz despite not doing anything to indicate that thought, or I'll be able to have a conversation but we'll never make any real connections and they'll be unable to talk to me outside of that and it all leads up to nothing.

I endlessly worry about what people will think about me.

I have an insane, absolutely absurd desire to feel superior to other people because of how I've felt nothing but inferior to others my whole life with how I've done nothing but be outshined, never the other way around. With how I've failed at everything I tried and also gave up on because others were better than me (you're a completely deluded retard if you don't give up quickly after you realize others get better than you in way less time than you).

When I'm sleep deprived my mind feels like its in a personal hell that takes things even further, plagueing my mind with endless psychotic fantasies of violently killing and mocking those who messed with me in the past and the desire for anything eventful to happen in my life goes so far it makes me wish I would get attacked just to have an excuse to hurt someone or even kill them, said psychotic fantasies also remind me that even if I let out these inner evils that I try hard to supress every day, my entire life would be ruined as everyone would hate me.

I am also incapable of independance and am 5'7 and can not get a job because of the former and that only adds to my feel of inferiority

I want to be better than people, not equal.

>>38435056
>This is not true. And even if it were, what is the point of it?

Which part do you think is not true, Anon?

>>38432065
it's /r9k/ anon.
sometimes autists need to know they're not alone.

>>38435323
Also no friend has ever lived close to me meaning I'm always alone at all times.

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>>38435143
>it's a test to obtain a high school equivalency certificate

How shitty is the American High School system where you live?

>>38435249
>I don't have enough money to pay the power bill due in a few days. Then the internet bill.

Welp, you are fucked. I wish the best to you. Godspeed, anon. All the Best Wishes.

>>38435327

>Which part do you think is not true, Anon?

The correct question would be: Which part do you think IS true, anon?

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>>38435323
The only way to change is through faith in God. You must believe and have faith in order to change yourself.

God be with you.

>it's another 'tell me your problems anon I'm sure that somehow I can help you and make you feel good about yourself' thread
>it's another 'the problem in your life is your clear lack of motivation and care for anything other than your own pleasure, you should work on that' thread
>it's another 'don't worry as long as you be yourself I'm sure you'll make some true friends' thread
>it's another 'I'm just a random anonymous person on the Internet but I know how to fix your life more than you or anyone that you actually know does' thread
>it's another 'glad I helped you guys out I know I did a great thing today' thread
Fuck off OP your advice falls on deaf ears and no one on this website ever truly leaves

>>38432151
Did you even read that book? (jk I know you didn't)

>>38435415
OP here.

If you don't like it, leave it.

I wish even to you the best. And I know that you must be going through trouble and tribulations if you browse this board enough to know how all threads should be.

Go bless you

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>>38435393
Shiiiieet, man, that's deep. You've done got me questioning reality itself now.

>>38435323
>I want to be better than people, not equal
Most insecure people feel that way, because they don't understand personal pride or pride in heritage.
Real pride isn't about being better than others. It's just about being content with yourself, warts and all.
I used to be so much like you, it's like my past self is writing your post.
There's a hell of a lot of interesting information out there, some of it very difficult to consume, but all of it can lead you to a content place.
You feel as though you're worthless, because your failures have compounded on you, and you've never been properly taught to handle failure (I wasn't either).
My insecurity largely left me when I finally learned how the world really works.
It's amazing how much freedom that brings.
Turns out, what they tell you in school is a complete fucking lie.
You're miserable because you keep trying to succeed under the conditions they tell you works, when it doesn't.

>>38435443
>if you don't like it leave it
No I actually love these threads
Do you really think you can help these 'people'?

>>38435393
very shitty. especially because the high school i went to was in las vegas. it's #1 for the shittiest school system in america.

>>38435415
>thread killer
Origami desu

>>38435443
You type like a female, anon.
Anybody ever tell you that?

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I am dating a girl who I think is way out of my league. She's tall and hot and career successful and kinda normal. I'm attractive and charismatic, but deep down I'm a failure and a burnout and I am afraid she's going to discover that and not be into me anymore.

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>>38435393
Yeah, I am fucked. I don't have anything to sell, no costs to cut, nothing. My mom is divorced, my father dead, and my family poor. They can't help me. I managed to stretch quite a bit of money this far but now it's running out. Guess I gotta shill for hill or go without power.

1BGTfnXUaKDH5dPSF3jkGnZdXLizrAFm6T
That's a Bitcoin address, if anyone cares to help.

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>>38435504
Almost all of my past memories are made up of disatisfaction and cringeworthy things and other things that make me feel guilt.

I don't have much aside from my internet and media like movies and video games to give me joy. Without that stuff I would kill myself.

ADHD IS NOT FUCKONG EASY REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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>>38435634
The more you worry about it, the more likely it will develop into a self-fulfilling prophesy.
Almost no relationships last anymore, so don't worry about whether she'll leave you, because statistically speaking, she eventually will.
Just enjoy your time with her to its fullest.
You'd be surprised to learn that that attitude is largely what makes a woman want to keep coming around.
It also sounds to me like you need to take a little time to discover exactly what it is that she finds appealing about you.
There's obviously something about your personality that she finds desirable.
Even if you think you're putting it on, it's all drawn from your own head, so it's all still really you.
Try to just have fun with her. Don't force anything, that's what kills a relationship.
As long as you're both enjoying each others company, that's honestly all that matters.
The rest will develop naturally.
But despite what females say, do not expose your insecurities to her.
Women desire a man to be strong, not insecure.
The more insecure you display yourself as, the more she'll want to leave you and find a guy that doesn't whine.
That's why it's important to not be so critical of yourself.
You have to learn to treat yourself with a little more kindness and love, so you can be in a psychological place to eventually learn what it is exactly she finds so likable about you.
Just because you can't see your own desirable traits, doesn't mean they aren't there, anon.
Insecurity makes a lot of things invisible to us.

>>38435737
I don't imagine it is.
For what it's worth anon, I'm sorry you have to suffer with it.

>trying to help people who can't be helped

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>>38435623
>You type like a female, anon.

What does that even mean???

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>>38435663
I swear to Christ I would help you if I had any bitcoin

Sometimes I think of just giving all my money away like Wittgenstein did.

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>>38435782
Thank you anon, that was a very thoughtful and helpful reply.

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i raised my art commission prices so fucking furries would leave me alone but now theyre just giving me worse, more complicated things to draw

i want to draw things for myself and i still dont have time because im too greedy to close commissions

please send me your energies, and call me a faggotnigger

>>38435887
>not being able to identify race and gender from post spacing, vocabulary, use of pronouns and political views
Pssh
You also type like you browsed reddit for a while

>>38435669
You're living an self-hating person's life, that's why.
When you're miserable with yourself, you'll stick to routines that enable you to feel the shallow, momentary sense of contentment that things like video games and movies bring.
None of that will solve the problem, unfortunately.
Honestly, I would recommend you try to live as a racialist for a little while.
Study their ideology and why they think the way they do.
Learn it from them, not their enemies.
I know that sounds very strange, but there's a part of that ideology that actually does work in teaching you how to love yourself.
It can go well into crazy territory, so you have to be wary, but there's a connection I think you're missing, that they might be able to teach you.

>>38435922
I used to use Circle, a phone app that automatically bought it for you, but as of June they shut that functionality down. If you wanted to help that guy I don't think it's too hard, but eh, probably more trouble than it's worth. On a lot of exchanges they demand a government ID to verify your identity, to avoid scammers and fraud I guess.

>>38435968
>not raising you commision prices so you can effectively put all furries on the street and raise your income
Be one with your inner jew anon
Now matter how high you raise it they'll still keep shilling out

>>38432036
I just want the internet to be interesting again. When I was a teenager (more than 10 years ago), the internet was this magical place full of endless information and entertainment. These days I can hardly be bothered to use the internet for fun since there's practically nothing to do. What happened to the good old days of a cozy obscure private chatroom or furum? Since the normies moved in and took over, about every website has been shut down except a handful of social media junk. And the only posts you see on there are a bunch of boring clickbait garbage. Everything is so sterile and boring, and you're discouraged from participating if you don't have the popular opinion. 4chan's all we have left over from the good internet era, and by now normies have even come in here and changed it from how it used to be.

>>38432036
heading off to my first year of uni soon. i'm a virgin with zero friends, and even though i've lost some weight, i feel like uni's just gonna end up being the same as high school: four years of isolation and depression. i don't know what to do.

>>38436014
I really want to get into crypto currencies but I have severe autism when it comes to anything computer related :c

>>38435803
thank u anon

i hope you will have a nice day

>>38435737
HAHA RETARD

I have a few issues such as
1: being treated poorly Amongst some other youth (16-18)
2: Virginity (not really an issue just a Small missing piece from the Puzzle that is my life)
But most Imporantly
I get dragged into Summer vacations In Very Warm places (Currently Barcelona, I'm norwegian)
My life is Plentiful and Free, And I'm happy with the things I gave Seen and done So Far, But how do I Stop getting dragged into Tropical Places Against my Will?

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>>38436041
>Everything is so sterile and boring, and you're discouraged from participating if you don't have the popular opinion. 4chan's all we have left over from the good internet era, and by now normies have even come in here and changed it from how it used to be.

>tfw the internet will never be the same and will never see the same golden years again

>>38436065
>drop out
Uni is literally the same thing as high school except you just shill more and the professers care even less about you
Plus the social circles are really fucking tight nit so if you don't have any friends now you probebly won't get any

>>38432036
People tell me I'm really smart and that I'm only causing problems for myself because I'm too lazy. I know at some level that they're right, and that I need to get off my ass and study, but it feels impossible. I know there are some legitimate reasons as to why I'm doing so bad, but I'm not exactly trying to overcome them.

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>>38436065
>i feel like uni's just gonna end up being the same as high school: four years of isolation and depression. i don't know what to do.

I really can't help you m8. I hope god will help you. God loves us all. May he help us all

>>38436120
>boo hoo I have to go to Tropical Places and I get bullied
Pussy

>>38436154
The only reason they call you smart is cuz they usually expect little to nothing from you so when you actually do something they're amazed
And smart people are smart because they arnt lazy
There has never been a intelligent person who was lazy because they understood laziness leads to nothing

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>>38436035
kek good idea

i opened a patreon yesterday so now i have a stable income of furbux, was i bit by a shadman? also ama i work with actual furries

>>38436065
Schooling is awful, at all levels.
I was never more miserable than I was in high school.
College sucked, but not nearly as badly.
And once it was all over, I had the schooling necessary to make it pretty far.
College is absolutely going to suck, but you should try to remember that the suffering you go through now, is so you can have a much easier go of life later.

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>>38436041
>I just want the internet to be interesting again.

Maybe it was not that the internet changed that much. It is that WE have changed. We used to be children and teens and have so much wonder about the world, coupled with innocence. The internet would be this wonderful place full of undiscovered mysteries just waiting to explored. Besides that we were learning so many new things and listening to new songs and being so innocent that the internet seemed like a place where we could find only things that would cheer us up even more and bring us information about the things which we loved.

Good Times. I miss them

God be with ye all, anons.

>>38436216
>College is absolutely going to suck, but you should try to remember that the suffering you go through now, is so you can have a much easier go of life later.

Unironically this.

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>>38436077

Why don't we make our own crypto currency though? We can call it pepecoin

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>>38436154
I know this problem.
I know how to solve it, too.
Here's what you do.
Laziness ties into your willpower.
Telling yourself no when there's nothing to stop you from indulging in something, is a very important trait within nearly-all successful adults.
People who aren't lazy are just more capable of doing shit they find to be undesirable.
You keep your laziness (and weight) in check by taking little moments, maybe once a day, to tell yourself no and stick to it.
It has to be in regard to something you genuinely want.
It has to sting for you to tell yourself no, otherwise it won't work.
You steadily do this over the course of months, and you will progressively get better at being disciplined with yourself.

>>38436211
How'd you learn furry anatomy
And is transitioning from pen and paper to drawing tablets hard?
I wanna start earning money from drawing futas and furries
Even though I'm not even sexually attracted either of them

>>38436293
Yeah. This is the fucking advice that people on this goddamned board should learn. The problem is that they are retarded or don't listen to it.

>>38436293
>It has to be something you genuinely want
Expect the only thing people on this board want is pussy,money or suicide

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>>38436299
>howd you learn furry anatomy
i used to draw a lot of animals when i was little, then when i became a horny teenager i drew human porn, and now i combine those

>is transitioning from pen and paper to drawing tablets hard
maybe for a couple weeks to a month, youll get used to it like everyone else
good luck btw, its gonna suck but youre gonna make a LOT of money

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>>38436293
all right, I'll try-no, I will, follow your advice, my man.

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I want a dominant Japanese neko girl to tie me up and ferociously rape me.

>>38436144
but I need to get a good lucrative career, parents expect it of me and a fear of being poor has been ingrained into my psyche.

>>38436161
amen to that.

>>38436216
>>38436253
thank you. i'll do my best to always remember that. i plan to go into medicine, so i hope my life won't always be stressful and depressing.

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>>38436450
>I want a dominant Japanese neko girl to tie me up and ferociously rape me.

Why japanese though?

Don't you think that the dominant type is better when it is a tall blonde?

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>>38432036
Hot garbage Megatron spacious malt o meal

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I desperately want an excuse to lash out and have a violent outburst that results in me curbstomping someone.

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i really, really want a qt3.14 asian gf

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>>38436634
I want Hitomi Tanaka all for myself

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>>38432036
I refuse to kill my true self to conform to the normality zeitgeist.
I will not play The Game.
I will not be a part of the Endless Masquerade.
I may be shackled by the Zionist Tyrants.
I may be a cog in The Eternal Machine.

The Atman remains unbowed.

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>>38432036
Manlet here should I unironically kill myself

>>38436717
Don't do it anon
Ride your head high and stand TALL

>>38436717
Just use Elevator shoes m8.

>>38436717
You should hang yourself from a really high building so in your final moments at least your taller than everyone else

I'm the typical cuck (think of Chad Bennington from Linkin Park, but without the voice and the millions). I've got a masters in engineering but hated every job I've had because I constantly asked myself why I even lived if all I did was work for others and being fucked without being able to do anything about it. Plus none of the fields really engaged me. I would like to start a normal, happy family but would not wish for my kids to inherit the same kind of pseudo-slavery lifestyle. What do I do?

>>38432036
My boss is going to get ride of me and I don't know what to do. I love my job and him , but causes him too much aggravation and stress.

And he got hurt and I feel sick about it and I hate myself. I shouldn't have gotten so attached, I knew this wasn't going to last for very long.

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I just going to list my problems, even if some of them might be small, it's good to get them off my chest.

Younger sister is unnecessarily bitchy to me. Probably just her periods, but it seems like 95% of the time she's just a bitch.
I find it hard to make friends irl and online I can't stay friends with anyone I find.
Relating to that issue, someone who I was trying to say I didn't want to be friends with, is now trying to get back at me for not wanting to be his friend. Hopefully the petty tweets and comments will go away, just a worry that he may exile people that I might want to stay friends with.
I'm obese and it's hard for me to lose weight. I've tried not snacking as much and going to gym, but the motivation isn't all there, and my mum being fat doesn't exactly help either.
No-one to sperg about videogames/movies/anime I like to. They may be able to go "oh cool", but not someone who will share the same enjoyment that I have. Doesn't help with little friends and my school issue.
Going to a sperg college when September comes around and I'm going for a taster day tomorrow. Would like to find new friends here, but I have my doubts. Quit my last college as they weren't educating me for GCSE'S, so I haven't been able to socialize with many new people in real life.

That's pretty much all my noteable problems. There are probably more, and I've got good things about my life as well, just needed to get it off my chest.

>>38436293
Screencapping this for myself later. Thank you anon, this means a lot.

>>38436931
What is your job m8?

>>38437012
I'm a personal assistant also an escort

>>38434854
>crab in a bucket

>have fun work trip coming up Saturday
>just found out my dog needs a cyst on his paw removed
>surgery scheduled for Wednesday
>it should be a small incision with a quick recovery
>still sweatingman.jpg
>worried about leaving him for 5 days
>can't really back out of trip for work reasons
>trip will be fun and I should be excited
>nervous instead

Also wtf am I going to do if some complication comes up between wed and Saturday when I leave?

Normie tier, I guess. I just want my dog to be okay.

>>38432132
During WWII, 80% of the male russian population died. The ones who came back were often missing limbs, permanently damaged etc. Yet they still reproduced, often with multiple women due to a lack of men. Who cares about a bold head if you have a functioning cock?

>>38432245
I know a guy who is in his 40s and lives off his 70year old mom who keeps working despite disabilities and diseases etc. Come on dude, work towards any job and you will be infinetly better off, be it part time janitor. I respect those more than politicians, and so does pretty much everyone else.

>>38435323
Noone gives a crap about you usually unless you happen to severly damage anyone. Your problem is you believing there is something to win, while most people just try to get through the day. God granted everyone different talents. Maybe because you got outshined, other people got to discover their talent? Maybe it is up to you now to find your talent in other areas, and to outshine others? Would you really like to be the best at soccer, but having to work as a truck driver and with an alcohol addiction? Point is, you will never find out your strenght unless you overcome yourself and your stupid inner critic. Other people have it far worse than you, think of terminal cancer. Lost my dad to it, and no stupid "talent" of his made his suffering any less horrible.

>>38436041
The internet was not great, people were great. Now the people have grown up and are great somewhere else, and you happend to miss it. Have you ever tried looking for them?

>>38436979
You are a human and fundamentally flawed, and so is everyone you interact with. Women will always bitch, it is difficult for everyone to make or stay friends, there are millions of obese people strugling with discipline, and your interests will likely change in half a year, so how do you expect others to share the same kind of enthusiasm?

>>38432036
Just fucking play spiral knights with me holy balls

>last october
>parents said I couldn't be a neet anymore
>had a job for a month working at a costume store
>one of the other people who works there also works at a sandwich shop nearby that I just started going to
>he says he can get me a job there after the costume store closes
>I don't want a job I want to go back to the neet life
>tell him I can't because I'm moving in november

>fast forward to today
>really want a fucking sandwich
>can't go in there because if he's still there (& if his shift is today) then he'll know I lied about moving
>I have social anxiety

My plan is to head over there and look through the window to see if he's there, then just not go in if he is. Hopefully he wouldn't notice me.

>>38432036
I've been insecure about my dick lately and it's killing my confidence. I'm 6" but to be honest I'm probably a little smaller than that, but I really don't want to admit it.

>>38437576
kill yourself with your shitty advice you fucking retarded cuck. what a waste of bandwith and oxygen.

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How long until the ayys attack us and end our misery already?

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>>38437576
>just keep trying bro
NO IT DOESN'T FUCKING WORK, IT NEVER WORKS AND IT NEVER HAS NO MATTER HOW MUCH OR HOW HARD I TRY

Great advice

>other people have it worse
That's equivalent to mentioning starving children in Africa whenever someone complains about anything, it's irrelevant and fucking annoying. Get lost and get bent.

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>>38432036
I'm lurking because i've only been here a couple months

I made myself gay thirsty and it's killing me. Ree and rage all you want, you're the cuckwheel who said post anything

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w3BgWkxId70

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>tfw failed the CDL test 3 times and I have to take all the endorsements again
Fuck parallel parking. I'm perfect on alley docks and offsets. Fucking shit

I don't get bullied by the Locals, It's just that me and my Dad always Have To wait while they are Around Shopping

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>washer broke and flooded the house
JUST

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>>38432036
Here its my jewtube channel.
https://youtu.be/VGMxme0Ws80
https://youtu.be/kgt2_AKzgkQ
https://youtu.be/ZoG-nZdtTTA

These are the faggiest videos I've made. Happy OP. I mainly post on /g/

>>38436391
Maby Being a horny teenager is what makes people So Talented at Drawing and Hammering Stuff (Aka Blacksmith)

>>38439447
Just break the dryer to dry the house.

>>38432036
im stuck between building a warrior or a goblin deck for MTG but either one is gonna be fun not sure

>>38439486
what the fuck is up with your hair, are you a tranny? you look retarded.

Im very obsessed with an actress and i dont know what to do.

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I want the bathroom from araragi koyomi's house as depicted by SHAFT. and the floor has be able to flood a bit. and there must be rose petal dispensers on the ceiling

>>38439351
There's parellel parking on the motorcycle test. Its hard to fail
>>38437775
Clonazepam works wonders. I spill spaghetti but don't care.
>>38439588
I like my hair desu. It flows in the wind on my motorcycle.

I'm listening to Giles Corey right now. It's nice, I like it. Try it, anon.

>>38439616
Find every public quote she ever made. Write chat not program. Buy custom sexdoll and raspberry pi.

>>38432422
>we are doomed to be lonely
Why not Host a Party With Robots?
Love to se you Bunker-Dwellers Get Shitfaced and do something new

>>38439685
I dont even want so sex her that much, besides she is pretty old nowadays.
I just want to have her

>>38435663
Check your wallet for a surprise ;).

>>38439709
Ehh workout become Budapest hotel esque gigalo. Try to marry her after husband dies. Get rich.

>>38439764
Shes a dyke appearantly EKS DEE
Also 36 years older than me m8

>>38439804
Welp find a different actor I guess. Or become a tranny. Or buy a van and some ducktape make the national news and get gangbanged by a bunch of niggers.

Welcome Robots !
Here, we have a small little community, filled with great, and honest people.
Try to not too lurk too hard! Make some friends and don't be shy!
We're looking for honest, strong, loyal, and reliable anons for this discord. And if you have any questions, just PM me ~
You respect us, we respect you.
Not saying you can't banter... we love to banter! Just don't be the guy who makes some irrelevant comment every 3 days.
Thank you~
And enjoy your stay ^_^~

b45Gf7R

I lost my virginity last week, I got a yeast infection from it. Condoms don't fit me, I've wasted several magnum-size condoms trying to fit one on

>>38440561
>I got a yeast infection from it.
So it was a complete whore?

>>38440913
I've known her for 9 years, I know for a fact she's only had two boyfriends and doesn't sleep around. Neither of us have STDs

im tired of being shit at the only thing i do all day. playing videogames

>stop smoking for three months
>get a bag last week
>inhale
>instant regret and uneasiness hit again

Is it time to forget about weed entirely?

Does anyone know how I can be happy? I'm really tired of being depressed all the time.

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>>38436293
im not lazy

its just that..

IM 6 YEARS OLD

>>38439727
Kek, I got nothing, nice try. Going to have to shill a little harder otherwise I'm fucked.
>>38435922
Getting Bitcoin from USD isn't hard if you want to help.

https://localbitcoins.com/buy-bitcoins-online/usd/

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Toradora came out ELEVEN YEARS AGO and now i'm old, tired, and I never found my Taiga. So i hoarde Taiga fan art. I have more rare Taigas than I have rare pepes. And these fucking reddit normie fags keep pouring into our fucking cambodian wall painting messageboard talking shit on my best girl. Don't you get she's all I have?

>
>I'm a Virgin teen who is a sadboy.
I go through high school unnoticed with normalfags around me. Go on /R9K/ whenever I can, I also lurk on /Pol/ and /b/

>>38437576
Have you ever tried looking for them?

Yeah I know exactly where to find several of my old online friends on facebook. Every now and again I will get nostalgic and secretly browse their profiles. They don't talk to me anymore because they grew up and got awesome jobs, friends, and lives in general. And I'm just a 30 year old NEET loser autist. This is why I try to avoid social media.

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>>38435669
Have you guys ever tried living with the serious philosophy that every day you're a new person and going to sleep is the same as death and that tomorrow someone new will just take over?
And then when you wake up the next day, the you from yesterday is dead and you only have his memories?

>>38441459
I don't know what you're getting at with my post.

>>38436293
>>38436154
I don't know about everyone else, but i'm an extremely lazy person, however I can't be lazy for too long otherwise i'll be hit by boredom, which is akin to torture to me, it is my most hated thing in life ever since I was born. I wish I could know how you guys do it, how you can stay in one place and do nothing.

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>>38432036
Ive got exams in 2 weeks but cant find the motivation to study as I cant stop thinking about my oneitis

>>38432036
I'm having hearing troubles where my ears are very sensitive and it's effecting my sleeping/keeping me awake
I also think I'm starting to go bald, on top of gaining weight and losing my mind
Might just end it

how do i convince myself to do something with my life

>>38442677
You don't. Do whatever the fuck you want, even if you want nothing. As long as you're not too much of a burden for anyone, in which case you should just talk with them

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>>38432036
I've recently become depressed about life in general, it's frustrating and demoralizing to me seeing how our world operates, the double standards especially in regards to women, the luxuries afforded to them and how they can easily have relationships and social lives yet have the nerve to claim men have it all despite us carrying the burden of being the less attractive gender and being viewed as disposable and less valued overall, especially society in general, I don't feel like I belong or can confirm fully into it, just people going by their daily life irratates me, how we easily disregard most people as undesirables or force them to involuntary confinement for simply not fitting in. I'll be honest I'm a straight guy but I would love it if I were born a woman instead, wear softer and appealing clothing/underwear, easily attract the opposite gender and instantly have lots of attention and be valued more as a person. Being a guy is okay I guess, only positive aspect is the strength and the ability to accomplish a lot without any help but it's boring and very lonely plus there are less societal norms women have to conform to which his why I'll never understand why dykes ever want to be a man

>>38443035
Also I would like to be women due to the fact they can wear brief panties and not be judged for it, as a guy I feel like I have to wear boxers or boxer briefs,
I want to wear tighty whities but when I do I feel so uncomfortable and self concious about it especially when I'm around attractive women.

>>38443103
*be a woman
Original commented

>>38442863

on some level i don't want to do nothing, but whenever i try to get up and do something my brain just starts screaming that nothing matters and that doing things is just as good as not doing them, but more stressful

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>>38432036
I'm starting to like a girl that I initially was not interested in romantically. The big problem is she's one of those sjw types. Despite that she doesn't bring that stuff when we talk, and I get the feeling shes been toning down that stuff in general. I can't tell if she's just growing up and getting over all that, or if this is just an elaborate ploy.

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>>38432036
I keep sleeping all the time and my energy is drained from forcing myself not to think about killing myself. my grade is slipping in the only community college class im taking. im too tired to do the easy homework assignments and just.
I only had one task to do this summer, but it just goes to show the amount i can do when i dont have any sort of direction or purpose for living in the first place

>>38441336
You have good taste in waifus tho.

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life is getting better but i still wish i could give up trying and die. it would be so much easier
it's crazy that everyday people have quick, painless deaths by accident, yet i can't and i actually want it. i wish i could get past the natural survival instincts and do the job myself.

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>>38432036
Going to uni in a few months but feel to stupid to actually succeed. Fuck.

I was meant to work today but my boss told me that changed. I should probably get in contact to clarify if any of my other hours have changed but I'm just watching mediocre CGDCT anime instead.

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Why can't I kill myself
I'm so sick and tired of getting drunk or high everyday
I have no purpose/reason/want to live
Yet I still can't do it
I'm still too pussy to fucking do anything
Why /r9k/
Can someone help me come to terms with it?

Seems like a lot of prep work just to get the stupid thing to work. Who would want to pay that much for a mower like that, and is it really worth the investment at all?? Besides, how long is it before you have to replace the blades, as well as the time involved in it? Do you have to supervise it while it does it's job, and if someone steals it, what then? Does not look like a convenience, but more of an inconvenience.

>>38444471
Are you buying a robot lawnmower or something?

If so it's probably overly expensive and complicated to run because it's a recent invention, you're probably better off waiting a few years so the models become better.

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>>38432036
i hate my life and have nothing positive to say

so here's a picture of my favorite fictional male character

I don't have a hobby and my friends hate me. My kitty and I are about to be homeless. I want to learn how to work on cars because I'm just a dumb cuck who only knows about computers

>>38444425
What's holding you back anon? When you think of killing yourself what is it that turns you off of the idea the most?

>>38445114
Not him but overcoming the pure biological desire to not an hero is very very hard. You basically have to be in a state of extreme urgency to do it.

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manema...
jeff

>>38445067
try a community college. i sound like an ad but it really fuckin helps with jobs. as for money issues idk man i hope it gets better for you

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Junky Lvov GMC icing snitch Osgood OSB Irbil Isis Enid misfit cuscus crush McLusky Orkut echeck

>>38432036

Honestly I'm doing pretty well in life (got a good job, nice apartment, a couple decent friends) but I've felt like something's been missing in my life since my girlfriend broke up with me about a year ago. wat do?

>>38445067
please save the kitty anon I believe in you

>>38440999

just drop it dude. I've been trying to drop alcohol. I'm not even a heavy drinker, but watching it fuck up my friends bums me out so much that I don't want to drink anymore.

>>38432036
i fell for a fucking normie woman, how can I undo that, is so pathetic to have someone who doesn't gve a shit about you have this power over you, fuck my lifw, she also woks in the same building as I, so I have to see her

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>>38441336
Ami is better, you plebeian normalfag.

>>38432036
>>>38432374
>>How do i stop myself from becoming a neckbeard and a full-out weeb?
>
>FUCKING STOP WATCHING ANIME AND FIND GOD.
>
>LORD BE WITH YE. ALL THE BEST WISHES.
Kek

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>>38432036
I want to be an animator and create so many different worlds that people will love.
I don't know what to do or how to get there. I'm going to uni later this year and I'm freaking the fuck out. I don't know what to do.

>>38436065
as long as you don't get freaked out by being alone in public places you'll be fine i think. just try and improve on yourself, get good at something outside of class. you'll have so much goddamn free time it's not even funny, so try and make the most of it. on the days when you're not lamenting every bad decision you ever made it can be a pretty comfy experience. i hope you get along with your roommate as well, that's important

>>38445732
not the guy you're replying to but goddamn that is a lot of cyborg in one post

>>38445114
What >>38445266 said. I know nothing will ever get better, I know I don't want to get better, and I know that no one cares about me for me to worry about hurting anyone, but I just can't fucking do it. Only thing I can think of doing is possibly watching sad movies or taking drugs to help influence my decision

>leaves college
>decides to contact a few friends asking if they want to stay over
>no one turns up
>college mates stop inviting me out
>old school mates stop inviting me to meetups and parties
>no messages
>havent seen sunlight in weeks

Am i part of the club yet?
Legit its affecting me now how do i get out of the degenerate state? Its not like im not trying either people just dont stick around.

>>38432036
I really want to get in a fight but don't have anyone to fight. What do?