I will date literally anyone who >has a reasonably cute face

>>38431371
Gonna need sauce anon, she's qt.

>>38431433
you can look around america
with a 33 percent obesity for women and women height averages of 5'8 (white and black- no weirdo short minorities), you're sure to find girls like this one everywhere

>>38431493
Gotta make a move to America, goddamn

Why do I find her so hot anons, jesus

>>38431371
>>is a genuine kind-hearted person who likes me unironically
good luck, lad.

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>>38431371
Uhh what? You actually have the audacity to make a list of six... SIX requirements of what kind of girl you'd date?

No wonder you're still single. Get a grip of reality dude, women aren't objects for you to ogle at.

>>38431371
>Finding this in any case attractive
You have given up completely.
If you don't look like this yourself you don't have to settle for this monstrosity.

>>38431539
You're just ahead of the curve anon

This is what the whole planet is turning into and it's only getting worse.

Soon, guys will all be clambering to get a piece of her because she has a cute face despite being 350 lbs.

God damn anon if you're so desperate go date some people online if talking to people in a bar isnt working for you better yet study something you might find someone attractive that will share your simmilar interests if you act like a sad lonely robot you will be a sad lonely robot. Cheer up anon you will find someone but first you gotta stop hating yourself and acting like the world hates you.

>>38431782
but what if the world has made it known that it hates me

>>38431539
because your mind is primitive

>reasonably cute face
-20%
>has the majority of their limbs
-5%
>not blind deaf or mute
-5%
>not mentally handicapped
-20%
>does not have a terminal illness
-5%
>is a genuine kind hearted person
-40%
>who likes me unironically
no one left

I will literally date anyone that is not fat. That's it- that's my only standard. But it's impossibly high so I'll have to settle for a girl that smells like old cheese, like OPs pic.

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>attracted to fat girls
>have to constantly remind myself that they smell like body odor and not cookies

>>38432255
They smell more like old, rotten milk that someone tried to cover up by spraying perfume everywhere.
The smell of fat girls makes me gag.

>>38431637
She'd be a Stacey if she were thin and not dead

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>>38431371
How in the name of all the gods can you let yourself get like this and then feel good about it and damming others who tell you different by making claims of fat shaming?

>>38432329
No. Her face doesn't appeal to me whatsoever. She'd be a 6 or 7, nothing special really.

>>38432354
I'm sorry Anon..
I think I'm becoming more degenerate for every day that pass.

>>38432408
Go outside just to see regular people again. Just walk in the center of town.

>>38431371
Yeah but what about if they have a mental illness? That fat girl is probably depressed or has anxiety problems. You don't just get that fat without mental health stuff going on.

>>38432459
You're overestimating me and my abilities Anon.

>>38432255
I smell like soap because I'm a NEET who doesn't leave my room.

......Pussy stank though.....

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>>38432542
Let me smell your original fanny.

>>38432479
mental illness is fine

as long as it's not the "i'm bipolar so i'm going to cheat on you" kind

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>>38431371
>Mfw I would dick her down readily