ITT: autistic shit you did as a kid

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>be me
>maybe 10 years old at the time
>terribly socially awkward, no idea what to say sometimes
>my mom, dad, and I go over to my dad's old friends house
>adults are talking, maybe one other kid my age in the whole place
>they have a big ass backyard though and a dog so I'm a happy boy
>see one of those hand stick things for throwing a ball, where you stick the ball in a scoop at the end of the stick and use that to throw it
I can't remember what the fuck it's called, sue me.
>have that, now I just need a ball and I can play super fetch with the dog
>dad's friend walks by, sees me holding the stick
>want to say "I just found this, do you know where a ball is so I can play with your dog?"
>LUDICROUSAUTISMENGAGE.jpeg
>instead start giggling like a fucking maniac
>say "I'm gonna peel out your eyeballs haha"
>mfw
>whattheactualfuck.png
>why the fuck did I say that, that was the most retarded and psychotic thing I could have possibly said
>now he probably thinks he's going to see me on the news in the future, after being arrested for collecting the foreskins of Asian kids who do poorly on their SATs
>dad's friend walks up to me and grabs the fetch stick from my hands
>says nothing, just gives me a look that said "What the fuck is wrong with you"
>spend the rest of the visit hiding in shame from him
>My parents never brought it up, so I think he mercifully assumed I was a short bus jockey and never mentioned it
>haven't visited him since

To this day I have no idea why I said that, it was easily the most autistic thing I have ever done. Anyway, share your stories .