TRYING TO BECOME A NORMALFAG

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>>38427500
"Did you remember to speak with the manager, give him a firm handshake, maintain eye contact, and hand him your resume. That's all there is to it, Champ. If one place doesn't hire you, I could always drive you somewhere else. What've you got to lose?"

>>38427519
Fuck you. Dad why don't you get a job.

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>>38427537
"Champ, you could either sit there and blame other people for your own problems, or you can man up and solve them yourself. And that involves showing up, speaking with the manager, giving him a firm handshake, and handing him your resume. Four simple steps, Champ. I didn't raise a quitter."

>>38427500
Robots should just start a crime syndicate together.

>>38427610
how would that work when you act like little bitchs wanting to dox each over, over nothing, i wouldn't even fuck anyone from here, nvm trust someone

>>38427500
>acts entitled
>has no renting history or job
>talks about 4chan
>WHY NO GIRLS WANT MEEEEEE
lmfao you're nowhere close to being normie you fucking idiot

>>38428107
Any advice faggot?

>talking about 4chan irl

wew lad

>>38428168
I know nothing about you or your situation. How could I offer meaningful advice?

>>38428168
Never come back to this site. Imageboard culture can greatly increase your social autism. Use less internet.

>>38428190
t. faggot with a latent incest fetish
In reality it's girls who don't understand what having a child means and have a yaoi fetish.

>>38428204
>>38428190
Wrong thread. origiahipdfhjais

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>>38428190
>Imageboard culture can greatly increase your social autism
>tfw wanting to greentext in real life

>>38428204
Link thread. Sounds fun.