ywn have a girl crave you this deeply

>>38425642
seems like she only craves your cock op, does she want a relationship?
you just want to pump and dump?

>>38425642
I've had a girl have sex with me within 30 minutes of our first conversation

>>38425642
No woman will ever crave my cock, or personality, or friendship.
I hate being me.

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>>38425770
such is our Iot in life

>>38425642
I actually do have a girl who I can fuck on command. Unfortunately she's like a 4/10 but that doesn't stop me

>>38425806
kek'd
wish I could lover my standards like that

>>38425642
>I'm craving for your cock right now
>don't worry it'll die down. Lets talk in a few hours

That's autistic as fuck. Holy shit. This can't be real.

>>38425642
>she isn't exaggerating her feelings to make the texts seem sexier

I'm not sure I'd like her to be that vulgar about it.

>>38425642
tons of girls have said far more desperate things to me though

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Here's just a few of my recents, dicklets are screwed

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What am I doing wrong? I thought when someone says that they like memes in their bio that they mean it.

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>>38425806
>Unfortunately she's like a 4/10 but that doesn't stop me

At Least you understand that you gotta start somewhere. Plus women get wet when they see men with other women.
As soon as you get into a relationship women start coming after you.

>>38426029
why are you on r9k lmao wtf

>>38426137
Honestly, its the most entertaining board to browse when I'm not being a degenerate

>>38425642
i dont care about that stuff. ive never even held a girls hand. im eating a watery tasteless instant mac and cheese right now i tried to make and couldnt even do it right. i dont know what worth i have to provide. im worthless.

Fake and gay

Lol

My gfs send me texts like this, and a few fwb. I typically don't sleep around, though.

>>38426162
chad you didn't answer my question desu pls respond>>38425693

>>38426029
They all talk the same, huh. I'm not saying you're lying, I had a roastie after me once. Literally all the same stuff.

It's weird.

>>38425642
Bet you 100$ she's under 18.

>>38426221
I raise that with a wager that this is merely an illusion of fabricated grandeur.

>>38425799
Rename the yellow boi to xxxtentacion

>>38426192
>>38426205
They do all sound the same IMO, sexually they all even turn into the most depraved sluts just when I want them to be. Unfortunately these relationships based on looks and dick alone hardly last long anyway, I just see where it takes me and try my best not to stick my dick in crazy along the way. I normally would pump and dump if they are not interesting or compatible but I'm not afraid of casual dating either

>>38426294
Well that's plausible too. We'll never know bc op is a bitch ass nigga

>>38426072
I am tempted to post some old obscure meme or do some Baneposting whenever I see a girl say they like memes desu

>>38426404
meh fuck your shit.
post your face or her face, or you are just some 5/10 larping cuck

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>>38426519
This isn't /soc/ but here, have a screenshot of me making this OC not too long ago

>>38426680
this is fucking irrelevant you gigantic piece of shit
you could have some fucking 4/10 craving your cock like >>38425806 this fag.
go to /soc/ and post your face or her face there, here a nice thread you can post in
>>>/soc/25462416

prove it or get the fuck out.

>>38426708
I don't have to prove anything, there's a reason I don't post my face on 4chan at all. Your responses reek of bitterness at not having master cock regardless, these were just relevant so I posted them, so if I were forced to GTFO for contributing but not identifying myself then I would.

dude why do you keep making threads of fake chat logs. what keeps you motivated to post this on r9k

>>38425642
ldr or just a tease boytoy? latter seems super stupid but idk it probably works magic on stacies

>>38426887
didn't read.
just letting you know

>>38425642
She's only saying it to keep him interested in her.

>>38426903
okay, nice b8 in that case

>>38426946
lmao I meant I didn't read what you typed above.
kek, your a good guy chad.
keep banging them hoes.

>>38426946
is it easy to learn illustrator?
do bitches have a program of choice when it comes to graphic design?

>>38427023
will do orignaroganario

>its another screenshots of ugly fat women praising 5/10s thread

>ITT normies bragging about banging 4/10's

>>38425714
So you came to class without preparing your greentext assignment?

Perhaps you should consider dropping this course

>>38425642
>watches porn
that's how you know she's trash and you're ugly if you're girl ain't flicking a fast one to you you're a shit
>Last girl I was with would strictly only masturbate to me
Learn to not be a pleb you fucking pleb

The truth is, sex is a possibility for all, I used to be a robot until I realized sitting at home and never going on dates didn't get me anywhere. BAM 2 weeks later I had sex daily for about 1.5 months

>>38428640
>BAM 2 weeks later I had sex daily for about 1.5 months
How did you do it anon?
I can't even imagine a girl being attracted to my autistic self.

>>38428640
Then you weren't a robot, you fucking moron. You were just some loser sitting at home. A robot is either too ugly or emotionally crippled to form a relationship with someone, even a casual one. I honestly fucking hate people like you that come here and won't leave

>>38428640
Fucking normalfag. I forced myself to go out and had couldnt even smalltalk with anyone let alone get a girl in bed with me.

>>38428727
>I can't even imagine a girl being attracted to my autistic self.
Honestly I've been diagnosed with autism once, I think the trick to overcoming your faults is just to keep going on small dates with women (via tinder,...) if one girl doesn't like you, who cares right? there's plenty of other girls on there and you start learning from your mistakes
>>38428768
>You were just some loser sitting at home
What like you? I used to be fucking buttugly before I realised that showering and some shaving can go a long way.
>>38428973
Well yea you perhaps did it once, let your autism take hold of you and went back to the hole from which you came. Self-fulfilling prophecies can go a long way my friend.

>>38429377
>Well yea you perhaps did it once, let your autism take hold of you and went back to the hole from which you came. Self-fulfilling prophecies can go a long way my friend.
I tried it atleast 20 times before I gave up.

>>38429402
And what exactly isn't working? You can't hold a conversation? Do you shut down when people start talking to you?

>>38429419
No interest coming from them whatsoever.

>>38429451
But are you interesting for them? women don't like boring partners, so you're gonna have to initiate an interesting topic. I swooned a girl by talking about holy roman emperors, which by the way gives you bonus points because they're going to think you're really smart

>>38429518
>But are you interesting for them?
I am not since I'm a robot.

Yesterday I got turned down by a woman who's a literal 2/10. Feels bad man. I'm so upset over this that I can't eat or sleep

>>38429591
yea yea, you mean to say that not a single thing in your life interests you anymore at this point? I'm not saying you have to talk to them about fucking football, hell you can even feign interest in something if you really have to, just don't be boring

>>38426887
lol @ this fag

>>38429619
>just don't be boring
Thanks for your great advice.

>>38429679
Dude it's easily the best thing you can do for people to like you. If all you can do is talk about rare pepes then yea surprise, people aren't going to give two shits about you. Hell it's even easier these days because some girls do things that they didn't do 15 years ago like gaming, series,...

>>38429605
ugly women compensate by having high standards, its typical. prettier women are often more down to earth.
think of it this way, a pretty woman has received all the validation she could ask for for multiple lifetimes, she doesn't need to date a hot guy just to feel attractive herself. whereas an average or especially an ugly woman craves validation and nothing would validate her better than having sex with a hot guy.

>>38429679
This is probably the most actionable piece of advice anyone will ever give you. Stop bitching and find something to work on, anon.

reminder to sage these awful bait threads

>>38429679
>>38429720 >>38429943
But that's the problem though, this is r9k, we aren't all normies with great hobbies and interests.
All i do all day is browse 4chan, read loli manga and listen to ASMR, while consuming junk food and procrestinating doing my college work. I have a game console but i'm stuck playing games from 8 years ago because i never upgraded to the latest console generation and i don't have a job so i can't afford to.

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>>38425642
This is what I got in just the last two days. Am I Chad yet?

>>38430612
Oh and each one are from different girls.

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>>38426029
To me it seems like women enjoy sex a lot more than men. Personally for me sexual pleasure is like eating food or drinking water. But it seems like to them its fucking meth, no wonder they're all sluts haha.

>>38428768
>A robot is either too ugly
The ugliest dustiest mofos in school had gfs. Hell even the tards were making out

>or emotionally crippled to form a relationship with someone, even a casual one
This is so fucking gay. It's pathetic how this place is one giant pity party.

>>38430727
you are brain damaged you seem to believe that everyone that experiences hardship deserves it and everyone that prospers earned it. Life isn't fair dumb dumb brain damage retard.

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>>38425642
>ywn have an anime girl crave you this deeply

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guys I'm scared
I'm scared of OP
is OP going to hurt me?

>>38430878
>Duur mamma no buy me vidya! Oy vey muh hardships!
Fuck off beta bitch, people experience things far worse than you'll ever experience and they still form relationships. I knew multiple people in high school who had some really fucked up shit happen to them and each one had a gf/bf
You're just a fucking loser that wants pity

>Doing what everyone of your ancestors did is "prospering"
Getting sex is literally one of the easiest things you can do

>>38425642

Show us your cock m8

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>>38430612
>that heart shaped nipple and piercing

>>38430936
Leave this place pure girl, run as fast as your 2d legs can take you. Godspeed you loli bitch.

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>>38430962
>>38430956
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>>38430727
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>>38429720
>>38429679
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>>38428640
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>>38425714
why care about real women when you could have a qt 2d anime girl who will never leave you?
are you stupid?

>>38430950
you don't deserve the gift of communication. What a waste of biological material, why can't you be something useful like a toilet.

>>38425642
>3% charge left
why do people do this?

>>38431008
>TRIGGERED
I'd be upset too if I couldn't do something that even people with down syndrome can do

>>38430987

I want to see his cock

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>>38431081
mugi is not a boy :(((

>>38431067
your words are shit like the old men you let fuck and shit in you but its to be expected talking to a toilet person, why do I even entertain the idea that a toilet would have a worthwhile thing to say.

You are eager for shit? then talk talk talk

>>38429377
>via tinder,...

Welp, game fucking over then.

>>38430612

>White guy, asian girl

Yaawwn, post something that doesn't run on autopilot