Hey there, wagie, ready for another long and painful Monday?

Im off 5 days a week so nah.

I work 16s on sat and sunday doing very little

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>>38424919
Sure am. Only got about three hours of sleep on account of my fucking room being a hotbox and the fan being too loud to sleep next to. My entire existence for the rest of the day is going to be a fucking meme.

please keep these threads. these are some of the only original r9k threads nowadays. most of the robots have been scared off by the new redditfags.

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>>38424919
y-you need to be more creative

Monday is my one day off, these threads only destroy me a little bit every time I see them.

Now I understand why wagies hate life.

>>38424919
It's not painful if you enjoy your work

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Oh damm you naughty NEET, you reminded me of my horrible job at the hospital where i get paid like a decent human being, now i have to image the bad trip i will have to endure on my Class C on my way to my wagie job, you win this time you muscular and rich NEET!

>>38426649
>enjoying getting up at monday 6am

>>38424919
>Hey there, wagie, ready for another long and painful Monday?

Not at all, I already feel anxious about it.

>>38426658
>unironically driving a Turk car
The white man drives Volkswagen if you want a German car.

>>38426665
I enjoy getting paid for driving 2 hours to my first job

jokes on you, I worked 9 hours Sunday

>>38425814
im off 7 days this week wagey.

365 days off this year.

>>38424919
Unfortunately my city's team is out of town, so I have the day off and wont be getting paid $30/hr to watch baseball and flirt with customers when I'm not in the kitchen playing on my phone and eating tendies. I wish "work" would come faster :(

>>38426769
Cool, you lazy neetcuck

>>38424919
My weekdays go by pretty fast, actually.

Nice try NEET, I'm already home from my Monday shift

>>38426567
>implying OP isn't some redditard LARPer
>implying you aren't

>Emo
>rant about how what they think they know is emo actually isn't and tell them what is
>they leave me alone forever

Mission accomplished

>>38424919
You realize most wagecucks don't have regular workweeks right? Their schedules are usually pretty random.

I could see how you would make that mistake though since all you've ever know is school (before you dropped out)

>>38427217
Oh fuck this was supposed to be that 'what music do you like' thread

Sorry lads I'm drunk as fuck

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>25, male
>working 60-70 hour weeks
>2 minimum wage jobs
>can't remember the last time i've had a day off
J-just another 40 years of this, 30 years if i'm lucky. R-right guys??

>>38426658
>rich
"complimenting" jew token collections displays the true ineptitude of the foolish wagie.

I have to be up in 4 hours

>>38427371
better start protesting for universal basic income

Put in my two week notice and have a interview for my dream job. Fuck you wagie.

>>38424919
I'm currently taking a massive shit right now lol u mad need u Jelly lol u mad more now.

U mad? Jelly is streaming from your ass right now as you are so jelly lol u mad.

>all needs above this comment are perma jelly lol u mad

>>38427748
What's the dream job anon. Good luck

>>38427829
An audioengineercuck

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>>38426658
buying things to overcompensate being a shit human being, good goy consumer you are, now spend some more money so us neets can collect more tax

>>38424919
Remember neetboy
another day, another haircut.

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>>38424919
DELET THIS
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>>38424919
Wageslaves will be on suicide watch onxe they discover NEET life

I worked for 3 and a half years out of school saving every god damn dime I possibly could. Got 60k in the bank. Currently typing this from my bed as an official neet as of yesterday. It's good to be back on the good life, brothers. I'm planning on staying here for quite a while.

>>38426658
TNX for the tax money Turk.

>>38428554
Genuinely curious, what's your long term plan? I also plan on harcore saving, but $60k doesn't sound like enough to last the rest of your life.

>>38428139
Another day, another 8-hour slavery, wageslave.

How do I become a neet, I'm tired of all this wageslavery

This is how I do it when I'm in Costa Rica

>>38430280
Sell you anus on grinder. Easy cash. Neet life awaits

>>38428102
No anon, he's a "baller", he a "straight up hustlin". Anon isn't nigger rich at all, he be "grindin" and "trappin" for dem stacks boi. I bet he's got a rollie mang, dat sum real nigga shit.

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>>38424919
This post is a reminder that wagies are big guys.

>>38430295
Do I have to turn sissie? I like looking at pretty gurls but they don't make my dick hard, unless they're fucking some well endowed muscular man.

Am I a straight sissie? I'm afraid to try make up because I'm afraid I might like it... I'm scared of opening some sort of pandoras box of mental illness.

>>38424919
i was a NEET

shits depressing

the looks from your parent if they stand up in the morning and youre still playing on your pc

never again

>>38424919
>tfw currently taking a shit at work and giggling like a little faggot at this thread.
thank you anon.

>>38426665

Feels bretty gud m8.
>wake up at 6
>get ready for an hour
>be at work at 730
>work until 430
>get home at 5 and throw on some dinner unless you put something in the crockpot before leaving
>chill on the back deck with your neighborbro and have a beer or go dick around in the garage for a couple of hours
Its only bad if you:
A) hate your job
B)are not a morning person
C)Are some depressed memelord who sleeps 14 hours a day and plays videogames or jerks of the other 10
Find a hobby m8. I'm thinking about getting into woodworking.

>>38430401
Eventually the looks stop. My parents have completely given up on me.

>>38430515
are your parents hard working?

hurts even more

>>38430515
Get a job mate. Even if you got a really easy one and worked 10 hours a week your parents would be proud at expectations are so low

>>38424919
Yep, ready for today. Planning on using my paid time off to go to the bookstore, visit a friend, and have a few drinks later. I suppose you have a fun day planned ahead, neetie?

I'm sitting in my office/lab alone with my door locked while shitposting. I love my fucking job. I learned French while doing nothing here. I wrote a fucking play here. I take two massive shits a day and fap to 2d in the bathroom right outside my door for an hour. I only make 40k but basically all I buy is food, water, and hard liquor, so it's enough for me to drink alcoholically with top shelf shit. I don't have to have human contact here. I just make up bullshit numbers about an hour a day and no one checks or cares so no one has realized my job is totally redundant. You will never know the feel of taking from mr. shekelstein and giving absolutely nothing. I cuck the cucker. I am the employed neet.

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but I am a NEET op.

>>38424919
Jokes on you. I work 12 hour nights sun-tues, or sat-tues.
...
...
I hate my job. Fuck you daywalkers.

>>38424919
Jokes on you faggot, I'm on leave.

Until further notice you can go fuck yourself.

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>haven't had a job in 7 months
>still get 120 pounds a week from government


*apparently the GBP sign is not allowed on this board, as it is "non-ascii". fuck off

>>38430280
Save up 15-25x your annual expenses and you're done

>>38431883
So to be a NEET, you must first be a wagie

>>38431385
Ah the delusional dreams of the slave.

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>>38426665
my fucking shift begins at 6am