>mom threw away my best porno mag

Do u ever kiss ur mom on the lips??

>pops caught me smoking and he said "no way"
>that hypocrite smokes 2 packs a day

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>>38422660
I want to fuck Mirai. Sexually.

>living at home is such a drag.

>>38422660
Porn mags? That's a blast from the past. Didn't know people still used those. Little selection, vanilla, and easily found by someone.

>mom threatened to kick me out if I don't cut my hair.

>>38422798
Didn't know there was non-sexually sex. Is it like sex between a couple that's been married for 20 years?

>mom busted in and said what's that noise

>>38422660
The egg - a symbol of life
Go inside your house and bust out your wife

>>38422660
>>38422660
Is there another beastie boys song worth listening too?

>>38422914
The entirety of Paul's Boutique. Also download the Sounds of Science compilation.

>porno mag

how old are you, grandpa?

>>38422914
Sure shot.

>>38422859
I bought a bag of used doujinshi a few years ago. I'm 27

>>38422969
hahhahaahahhahaha

>>38422969
>used

Enjoy your cum stains.