Most embarrassing thing to happen to you ?

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>>38422011
I don't know the most embarrassing one desu. My whole life is filled with them. I'll just say one that happened to me today
>In discord call with teammates
>think i mute myself
>start talking to myself and other weird shit
>they inform me after 10 mins that they could hear me
>they didn't even bring it up or make fun of me because it was so awkward
>had to ignore what happened whilst continuing to play with them, thinking about what happened non stop
Fuckk me up i'm so fucking done.

>>38422011
l was caught masturbating

>>38422011
When I was 12 years old, in the 6th grade, I got shilled by a golden retriever during recess in front of everyone in my class.

I got laughed at and bullied relentlessly after that incident. I fucking hated middle school.

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Here's one.

>At Seaworld when I was 4 or 5
>Shitty day, raining and all that
>REALLY need to piss
>Watch orcas do some cool shit, some dolphins, too
>Still need to piss
>Go to aquarium, my little mind is blown by the wonders of the sea
>Still need to piss
>Go on boat ride thing with a circle of seats facing in while the boat floats down said river
>Need to piss bad to the point of me having to make a dire decision
>See little storm drain in the middle of the boat
>light bulb
>Whip out tiny child dick and aim for the little drain
>No control, not realizing the true power of water under pressure
>It's like a firehose that I can't stop with all my might
>End up pissing all over my brother, grandma, and a few strangers in a golden shower
>Embarrassed, but don't need to piss anymore

I hear the story every time we're at family reunions and when I'm around my grandma, but there are worse ones.