Why don't you just get a tattoo? Most girls love it

>>38421630
Look disgusting. Also being an edgy teenager is not cool anymore.

>>38421657
So what the fuck are you doing?

>>38421630
I hate tattoos on women, why would I get one on myself?

I-i t-think it looks cool

>>38421630
Don't want one and what I think looks cool changes so often that i would probably end up hating it a week later.

>>38421759
you're also a faggot who pretends to stutter on /r9k/

>>38421630
Tattoos are degenerate, why would I want something that's degenerate?

>>38421630
I could never figure out anything good to get. Gen Z also doesn't like them because they're a bunch of little fascists, and I want to be hip with today's youth.

>>38421857
You're a fat, anti-social loser who jerks off to anime. Why does anybody care what you think?

Hard to get a good looking arm tattoo

>>38421825
S-shut up!

T-this comment is o-original

>>38421630
I intend to get one next year to celebrate becoming a wizard

>>38421630
lmao, already have 3, saving up for a full sleeve

>>38421949
I genuinely dislike you as a person

>>38421989
What do they look like?

??Ori???

>>38421995
I think we could be best friends anon-kun

Artists vary greatly. There isn't really an upper limit, there will always be someone capable of making a nice looking tattoo. So why would you ruin your skin with something that is limited by how much you can pay? Seems pretty stupid if you ask me.

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Unfortunately I have prison tattoos from when I was younger, but they can only be seen if I have my shirt off

if you get a tattoo past the age of 30, its kinda embarassing and im already 36

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>>38422081
Well you get what you pay for I guess, I'd only take one if I had plenty of money wich I have because I'm not a fucking neet

>>38421630
Because I'm not a petulant child.

Tattoos hide the all kinds of gains I'm making.

>>38421630
I have 7 tattoos. A few are things I enjoy art wise, a few are dumb shit I got to preserve a memory and are in easily covered spots. All of my tattoos are coverable save for 1 that sticks out of t shirt just above my elbow. I like them all, don't regret shit. I have a girlfriend, a good job, and a mediocre but not bad life all around. Don't really need to worry about shit I got on my body that most people never see.

>Girlfriend and nice life, gtfo, why are you even here?
To laugh at the dregs of society thinking they're in a position to judge anyone

>>38421630
Tattoos are utterly disgusting. I find less more disgusting than I do tattoos. It shows a total vapidity. People who think they're doing something meaningful get them. Are they going to forget?

>>38422081
This is also another problem that I've always had with it as well. Maybe if I knew the artist or something, it'd be different.

>>38422215
>To laugh at the dregs of society thinking they're in a position to judge anyone
We are in a position to kill you

And there are tons of religious normies who hate degenerates like you as well

>>38422255
Riiiiight, you faggots can even work up the courage to kill yourselves. Doubtful you'd be willing to kill another, then face prison life and finally losing your v card to Tyrone or Alejandro.

Not quite. Been to a few churches and they all loved me. That was also when I had a facial piercing so if they were fine with that, a tattoo is nothing.

>>38422117
>36 year old with tattoos
you sound really pathetic

>>38422385
I got them when i was 17. the fuck am i supposed to do? spend a bunch of money and get all of them removed?

>>38421891
Noice projection

I plan on getting a small tattoo on my wrist, something to match my mothers. Maybe I'll get more if I have the money and a secure job.

>>38421630
I broke up with my gf of 5 years because she came home with a tattoo

it was those really whorish bows on the back of her thighs type, I was mainly pissed because she didn't talk to me first about it and then the type/area she got just made her look really low grade white trash whore. I wouldn't have been able to be seen in public with her wearing shorts

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>>38422558
fugg forgot pic

semi related but not her

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>>38422558
good on you anon.

you deserve better than a shitty impulsive girl.

>>38422463
>everything negative said about me is projection
Glad I'm not the psychologically feeble

>>38422215
I've always thought the people that come here just to laugh are the most twisted fucks in the world. I'm sure you and your girl suit each other.

>>38421825
>tfw i have a real stutter irl
i hate all of you faggots pretending to be cute anime girls stuttering online. real world stuttering fucking sucks and makes the conversation a chore for everyone involved but the other party just pretends it doesn't bother them because they pity you.

No most girls don't love it and it lowers your husband material score. Your HM score is much more important than your general x/10 score. If you're already ugly it'll just bring that HM down even more. Same for women. Don't ruin what God gave you.

>>38423112
Haha get some therapy. Lots of people get over stutters.

>>38421630
Because I'm not a complete faggot and I want to be able to get a job

>>38423096
We really do.

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>>38421630
>tfw no blackout tattoo bf

>>38423254
This is the most autistic shit I've ever read lmfao what the fuck is a husband material score you fucking loser hahaha

Because I want to pay my taxes.

>>38421891
>You're a fat, anti-social loser who jerks off to anime
then get the fuck off this board cunt

youre a soon to be fat, sub 40k income, double digit IQ normie, who has absolute shit taste in art
why would I listen to you?

>>38423745
>soon-to-be fat
hahaha
>sub 40k income
Getting a law degree and either joining the police which pay almost 6 figures or taking the bar which pays more lol
>double digit IQ
Verified 135 IQ :3
>normie
Yup
>who has absolute shit taste in art
>if you don't like what I like you have shit taste

>>38421630
But i do, have 13 currently. Little over half a sleeve, back of the hand and even my chest/ nipples. Gonna get covered dont care if its trashy or degenerate, i think tatted girls are hot

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I think I may get one this month.
There's one I've wanted for a very long time, and I just have never gotten it. I'm not getting younger, I think it's time.

Only thing I need to do is consult my parents to see what they think my ultra conservative grandparents would think about it. I respect them and don't want to upset them too much, but at the same time, I'm not planning on putting this off too much longer.

>>38423819
>Getting a law degree and either joining the police which pay almost 6 figures or taking the bar which pays more lol
Thats cute senpai, did you pull that off of some job interest quiz

I guarantee you that the number and area coverage of tatoos is corelated highly with lower income, IQ, and a higher rate of obesity :3

>Verified 135 IQ :3
>online test verified
somehow I really doubt that if you think the typical tattoo is "good art" why don't you post a tattoo that you consider to be decent art then.

>>38424058
youre a fucking fag
kys

I would rather my child be a furry than get a tattoo

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>>38421630
>friends all have tattoos
>parents have tattoos
>parents have even offered to pay for any I want
>still haven't got one
I think they're normie shit really and I don't know what I would want anyway. I thought about getting the houkago tea time logo on my back shoulder

>>38424124
>I thought about getting the houkago tea time logo on my back shoulder
why? so others can see your meme when you go to the pool?

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>>38424119
My sister and mother already both have tattoos, so jokes on you. Only difference is mine would be much more visible (on my forearm)

>>38424148
>so jokes on you
how is the joke on me. it doesnt matter what your disgusting white trash family does, youre still a retard.

>>38424136
>when you go to the pool
I rarely leave my house anon

>>38424124
>look at my outdated meme senpai

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Gonna get covered dont care if autists hate it. Also im phone posting and my picture is probably sideways. Fuck you.

>>38423709
The mental note you make on the opposite sex for long term/marriage. Girl who has been with 10 guys? Not wife material even if 8/10. Tats are ugly and for criminals and people who shit up their body.

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>have a lot of ideas for tattoos I'd love to get
>don't plan on being alive long enough for it to be worth it

>>38424191
>Gonna get covered dont care if autists hate it
why its for us anyway
its not like you get to see the tatoos on your back
>>38424189
same to you
thats pretty much the most autistic thing about tattoos, its not even for yourself its for other people to look at. especially when its in retarded places like the back of your ear or someshit like this one girl i knew did

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>>38424179
>grandfather is a multi-millionaire
>used to be CEO of a large company
>father is a high-up in different company
>mother is an artist
>sister is a veterinarian
>I'm a successful engineer

Dunno what your definition of white-trash is friend. No need to project so hard, I'm sure your family will amount to something someday

>>38421630
I have never seen a tattoo that added to the person.

Most girls are mentally stupid and I'm not willing to ruin my body for their approval.

>>38421630
want one, dont know what design to get

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>>38424249
m8 I live in a neighborhood where the median income is 100k, nobody has a tattoo

you can make this stuff up all you want, its not going to make reality any less true

>>38423112
Seriously, get over it. I was a stuttering Stanley growing up, but I worked on it. People accused me of being Amish for a couple years because I talked so slow, but I worked on that too. Now I can chatter on like a teenage girl drunk on Starbucks, without so much as a second thought. I got over my lisp too, but that's another story.

>>38424082
>Thats cute senpai, did you pull that off of some job interest quiz
>tries talking down to others about what they're doing
>is a NEET
hahahahahahaha like pottery

>I guarantee you that the number and area coverage of tatoos is corelated highly with lower income, IQ, and a higher rate of obesity
>a guarantee from a virgin NEET with no sources to back up his claims
Worthless desu :)

>online test verified
>n-no!! he can't have a higher IQ than me!

>why don't you post a tattoo that you consider to be decent art then.
Because it doesn't matter what I pick. You're going to be a snarky cunt because you refuse to be wrong. You've already revealed yourself to be biased. Attempting to "prove" anything to you is nothing but a waste of time.

>>38424226
Why are you even considering this shit when you're going to die alone?

>Tats are ugly and for criminals and people who shit up their body.
>Stop doing things I don't liiiiiiiiiiiiike >:(
You sound like a petulant child lol

>>38421630
Because I know for a fact that 2-5 years after I get a tattoo, I will be sick of it and will want it removed.

People treat tattoos like fashion these days. Which is really fucking stupid. There is no picture I liked enough to get permanently plastered on my body.

>>38424322
>>Stop doing things I don't liiiiiiiiiiiiike >:(
Well yeah if you're considering a tattoo consider that it might drive away someone you'd want to have relationship with, and if you don't care then do it. They're often looked at as something only people who have bad forethought do.

>>38424358
If a girl was going to take your dick she will take it with or without tattoos.

>They're often looked at as something only people who have bad forethought do.
By online nerds who don't leave their house. It's more common than not to have tatts in this generation. But I'm sure you'll write a shitty post about how everyone in this generation is retarded while you do nothing with your life and live with your parents still.

>>38424397
>everyone else is doing it so it's good
Ok, your body and life.

>>38421630
most girls are also sluts

>>38424322
lol im sorry i insulted your little body paintings
>hahahahahahaha like pottery
im not a Neet. I dont know what gave you that impression.
>Worthless desu :)
have you ever been out of the house you dumb nigger, people love tattoos in poor neighborhoods
>>online test verified
>>n-no!! he can't have a higher IQ than me!
thanks for proving my point brainlet
>Because it doesn't matter what I pick.
lol thats what I thought.
>Why are you even considering this shit when you're going to die alone?
not him, but it really seems like youre the one whos biased here
youve samefagged with this meme 10x in this thread.

>>38424397
>By online nerds who don't leave their house.
says the online nerd whos posting on the same board as said online nerds

kys you insufferable cunt

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>>38424397
>>38424249
>>38424058
>>38423819
hmm weird
everyone in this thread whos getting or has a tattoo is a 155+ IQ, 100k/mo, genius, who only associates with other geniuses who also have tattoos

weird....

>>38424422
>can't argue the point so he strawmans
It isn't an argument to popularity, it's stating that if tattoos are the trademark of those lacking forethought then you must think a majority of an entire generation lacks forethought. It's implying your statement is wrong. Sorry for expecting you to get it.

>>38424435
>lol im sorry i insulted your little body paintings
I don't have any.
>im not a Neet. I dont know what gave you that impression.
Post payslip then.
>have you ever been out of the house you dumb nigger, people love tattoos in poor neighborhoods
Okay? Rich people also have tattoos. How is this proof of your position?
>thanks for proving my point brainlet
You have a point?
>lol thats what I thought
You think?!
>not him, but it really seems like youre the one whos biased here youve samefagged with this meme 10x in this thread.
So you're another forever alone?

>>38424457
>says the online nerd
Nothing wrong with being a nerd little buddy. It's cool nowadays didn't you know?
>posting on the same board as said online nerds
What's your point? I'm sitting here drinking wine shitposting on this sad board after getting back from uni while my fiancee cleans the house in preparation for our house inspection. I wouldn't be here if you cunts could stay in your containment area or migrate to Wizardchan where you belong.
>kys you insufferable cunt
I hope I'm insufferable to you. I hope it triggers the shit out of you.

>>38424523
>Triggered.jpg

>>38424191
your moles and skellington body really compliment your tattoos of the devil well

>>38424548
Shilling this hard for tattoos. Are you getting one soon?

>>38424523
einstein literally had like 10 tattoos faggot

I have a couple of BIG tattoos cause I like them,
but it's true most women I meet think they're sexy,
so that's a big plus

>>38424580
>disagreeing with me is shilling
This is why /pol/ went to shit.

>>38424548
>Post payslip then.
im in college for engineering
>Okay? Rich people also have tattoos. How is this proof of your position?
alright, just stop senpai, im not going to bite on that bait

>>38424660
>im in college
So? You can still work in uni
>for engineering
Hahaha. Every. Fucking. Time. What the fuck is with engineering that it attracts the biggest holier-than-thou spergs?
>alright, just stop senpai, im not going to bite on that bait
>I don't have an argument to counter this so I'll just dismiss it offhandedly

>>38424703
>What the fuck is with engineering that it attracts the biggest holier-than-thou spergs?
>spend 45minutes arguing the merit of tattoos
>hes the one with the attitude
what is it with people who have tattoos and total lack of self-consciousness

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>>38424660
>>38424703
You guys arguing over tattoos on r9k is really cute desu, you guys should be a couple, I'd ship you, I'm shipping you right now.

>>38424732
>what is it with people who have tattoos
I wouldn't know, I don't have them.

>total lack of self-consciousness
>he's so socially awkward he thinks normal people would get self-conscious online
>AND on this board of all places
How old did you say you were when you lost your virginity? I can't remember.

I have a hereditary skin condition that means it won't work too well.