r9k MBTI General

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I find it odd that I'm ISTP, yet I can very easily switch to ISTJ just because I'm 53% Perceiving/47% Judging.

I'm ENTP
I find I can fit in socially but dislike most of the people i'm around and find I can't enjoy the presence of most of them. I think the reason i'm so good socially is probably because of my Ne allowing me to make a lot of jokes.

infp checking in.
i find it weird how most infps hate being infps and shit, the weird thing is i take pride in it, even if it means that im an oversensitive fag. I fucking love infp

>>38418922
I believe it has a lot to do with the fact that most infps seem to be either upset or unhappy all the time. They believe that if they weren't infps they would be happier or wouldn't be robots.

>>38418922
I love being an INFP when I'm happy because I'm happy, but when I'm not happy I just feel bad about everything cause yeahhhh. People think I'm super nice and stuff but that's just cause I don't like making myself noticeable and when I do they usually start to hate me because I'm not the quiet wallflower that just nods their head. It actually kinda sucks when I find a person interesting and then they hate me or they use me but I just kinda put up with it. At least I have some people who love me and treat me lovely even when I'm being whiny and lonely and clingy and selfish and stuff. They're also really smart people too so they kinda understand how I work I guess.

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>>38418850
I can sort of see both in what I do; my room's a mess, I hate having people tell me what to do, and I enjoy speeding on empty roads. Meanwhile, when I'm at work, I find it upsets me when someone isn't doing something by the book and I must pick up the slack because of them; I usually work on something longer than most people because it wasn't done perfectly and I won't stop until it is perfect.

>>38418524
>tfw black and intp
What went wrong?

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>>38419027
For example, someone didn't fucking clean their work area when their shift ended, so I have to do it after I clean my area.

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>>38418524
100% INTP robot reporting in.
Give me my horror movie character.

>>38418524

ENTJ reporting in

Dating this qt ENFP lads, alls going well hopefully I never speak to you lot again.

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>>38419105
Man, imagine if I end up as manager.

>>38419069
I'm the OP. I'm black and ENTP. I can survive the black community off of jokes. How well do you fair?

>>38419110
Ik ken dat voel broer

Goddamn i wish these threads were banned. Id rather have the /soc/ shit than faggots circlejerking over glorified astrology

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>>38419165
I would probably be effective in managing, but everyone would hate me.

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>tfw ENTJ master race
Bow to me

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I think I'm like 52% ISTP

Any other indecisive person, here?

do infps have any redeeming qualities?

>>38419178
But anon it's not astrology it's categorization based on recognizable groups of personality traits.

If it makes you feel uncomfortable maybe you could gain some understanding of yourself by looking into it.

>>38419267
What do you mean by indecisive?

>>38419280
A lot of them were good poets. So rather than crying all day long, you can write about how you cry all day long

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Is this accurate
Sorry for low quality image

>>38419069
>tfw black and infp

this is true suffering

>>38419069
>>38419166
>tfw INTJ and African
I used to get picked on a lot and people think I'm so weird. I get "your so different from other (black) guys" so much. I've learned to mask my self a little bit but sometimes I feel like people can sense something off or if they dig to deep I don't necessarily come across as who they thought I was.

>>38419304
I don't feel like I'm really ISTP

I'm not so 'open-minded' and 'tolerant', I have literally no logic, I don't care about machinery, technology (or sport and 'adventure'), I feel more concerned about future than present, I often rely on the others...

>>38419384
People have called me the whitest black guy they know. My parents have even said "you need to get some black in you.

>>38419069
>>38419337
Why is being a robot worse if you're black?

>>38419455
Blacks are naturally expected to be more alpha

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>>38419398
You're an Intuitive Feeler.

>>38419334
INTP conference is comfy

t. INTP

>>38419465
>>38419455
Being a critical thinking individual capable of reasoning amongst a sea of subhuman niggers is miserable

>>38419405
This "acting white" will be the death of the black community. I wish it was t that way.
Anyways are there any INTJ musicians or artist? I'm curious as the descriptions always cut uscout as scientist, academics and the like. I enjoy music and art and creativity and originality is very important to me.

>>38419405
That bullshit from your parents is terrible anon. Racial stereotypes are based on the worst aspects of races and cultures and should never be something you aspire to.

>tfw 100% istp
wish me luck v_v

>>38419280
Not that I've heard of, they are prevalent amongst robots and as we know they often lack such qualities

>>38419510
http://www.celebritytypes.com/intj.php
This is a site cataloguing celebrities and well known people of each type

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>>38419267
>>38418850


ISTJ/P masterrace.

Fuck turbolent people and fuck people who are very far to one side, they dont know themselves good enough if thats the case.

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>>38419510
Apparently Varg is INTJ

>>38419534
I typically laugh it off. I mainly just try to live as I live. Better than being like everyone else.

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>used to think I am INTP
>I am actually halfway between INTP and ENTP

Not too bad I guess

>>38419455
>>38419465
African INTJ here, what I notice with American blacks is that they tend to be very loud, outgoing, and social
>having an I
Therefore as an introvert you will be looked at wierd because naturally you won't be able to keep up.
Current black culture doesn't put to much stress in education especially the youth culture like it once did
>having a T
Doing average to exceptionally well in school will have you called "one of them smart niggas"
Also people who think tend to be more serious minded and with American blacks everything is a joke and a good time, always. So if you're not joking and having a good time 24/7 then again your seen as wierd.
Also it strikes me that American blacks tend to have the emotional maturity of hormonal teenagers so there's definrly a lack of self control in that area. Although robots may connect with them on that level the emotional problems of your typical robot will come out as depression while the blacks will come out as agreesivness/anger

>>38419477
So INFP...?

I hate myself even more, now.

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Not sure what to make of this; I'm almost INFJ-A?

Reminder that sensors cannot be robots

ISTP.
I built this.

>>38419715
nah, think I'm definitely T and not F.

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>>38419788
fug.
needs work though.
chain keeps falling off

>You often find yourself lost in thought when you are walking in nature

What's that supposed to mean? I get lost in thought everywhere I go!

>>38418987
thats actually something i havent thought about until now, i honestly dont think im a robot because of my infp-ness, i think im a robot because of how turbulent i am in social situations, and i dont attribute that to infp.

>>38419924
Well most INFP's i've seen are either delicate or feel fags. I think a lot of infps are unstable.

>>38420001
Delicate how?

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>>38419924
>p-ness

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>>38419743
Perhaps just ISTJ, after answering these questions with full confidence and understanding.

>>38419014
Holy shit INFPs are fucking insane

how the fuck do I know my functions?

>>38420061

This might give you some insight.
>>38419477

>>38420005
They cry a lot over very minor stuff or feel are far more feminine than their male counter parts leading them to be a lot more easily pushed over. Some go so far as to be SJW's which has to do with their high Fi.

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FUCK OFF xNTJ'S FUCK OFF xNTJ'S FUCK OFF xNTJ'S

you are not manipulating me these strings are my own you are not manipulating me these strings are my own you are not manipulating me these strings are my own you are not manipulating me these strings are my own

you are not special, you are not intelligent, and your lack of manners will not be tolerated here. JUST BECAUSE ISTJ'S VALUE WORK DOESN'T MEAN WE'RE TOOLS FOR YOUR USE, we can EASILY acquire your xNFP and xNTP gf's, AND NO, YOU WILL NOT BE MY FUTURE BOSS

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>Be ISTJ nobody understands/likes us

>>38420096
I do cry over minor stuff ;-; I don't mean to and it always makes people upset at me wtf am I supposed to do just hold it in and pretend everything is okay???

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You whiny INFPs are making us all look bad
It's easy to live a fulfilling life as an INFP if you're attractive and enjoy creative pursuits

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what kind of person do you think I am, /r9k/?

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Lots of INFPs here. I thought we were rare

>>38420160
fuck off fag you're not an infp

>>38420176
Autistis
Really autistic

>>38419510
INTJ-A here. I wouldn't call myself an artist, but I' do really like to draw and have a lot of "creative" hobbies like video editing, photography, writing, etc.

>>38420200
we are but keep in mind we're introverts who like to work on art at home and most of us have PCs because of that 4chan just naturally attracts us like a moth to a flame

>>38420235
fuck I meant INTP

Non pussy INFP here. You just have to battle your faggy nature and win every single day.

>>38420266
Okay holden.

>>38420274
that's right im holdin my cryptos like a big boy, too

>>38419642
>intj here
Fuck off. You see this? You see this right now? You can't "manipulate" me, and I'm much smarter than you, so don't even bother speaking in this thread and try to act like you're above me because youre not.

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>>38420134

Guess someone's had a bad experience with their ENTJ boss and secretly loves his INFP GF, but can't stand the thought of him railing the girl he loved ever since school.

>>38420266
>not becoming the resourceful fag and transitioning MtF while also investing a quarter of your paycheck each month and crying to your bf about life

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The strange ones, ISTJ

>>38420326
disgusting de-su

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Being an INFP is hell. Fell for the tranny meme, at least my testosterone was already so low I kinda look like a girl.

>>38420418
Why are all infps trannies wtf

>>38420176
Me
Originanally

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>>38420437
Testosterone is already p low, being cute is always nice, really bad dysphoria did it for me though.
I guess that kinda ties into INFPs having low self esteem and poor body image

>>38420519
i mean i'm asking as a cute/passing infp mtf there's a high correlation

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Fellow INTPs, how do you keep yourselves motivated to do whatever task it is that you are doing (school, work, theories in the meaning of life)?

Also MBTI results would be appreciated. I'm doing some research since an asshole I know says that INTPs are incapable of having emotion or connecting to other people, is this a pure-INTP trait or a mixed emotion INTP trait as well?

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>>38419618
Welcome to the master-race brother.

Extreme INTP intelligence couped with ENTP charm and social wit to boot.

Only thing now is to work on judging a little bit more since the ultimate goal is a mix of INTP-ENTP-ENTJ

>>38420645
>INTPs
>keep yourselves motivated
Haha. It's neetdom for life, brother.

>>38420300
Lmao mate, where's this idea that INTJ are manipulators? I could be if I wanted to but being raise doesn't a Christian and having those values kinda backs me away from it. Although I think I could use that mentality to my advantage in life.

>>38420805
INTJ's like to imagine they're master manipulators.

>>38420729
Seriously. XNTP is fucking great. Everyone I've ever met likes me and thinks I'm smart even though I'm a retard.

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>>38420645
I keep myself motivated by being happy. If i'm not happy, I have to force my way through whatever I'm doing. If i'm already happy, then I have no problem doing most things. I become happy by having a balanced life with adequate social interaction, engaging activities, proper sleep and diet, etc.

From my experience, INTPs generally experience emotion to a much lesser degree than other people. Even when I'm happy or feel awful, It will rarely be noticeable from my facial expression, since I'm not very expressive at all. As for connecting to other people, I'm usually only able to connect to other people through humor, mutual interests, and deep, intellectual conversation.
I think your friend is over-exaggerating his claim way too much, but I do agree that INTP people generally experience less emotion, and are limited in how they connect to others.

>>38420645
>how do you keep yourselves motivated to do whatever task it is that you are doing (school, work, theories in the meaning of life)?
>work
I have to do this, or else I'll end up getting fired
>everything else
I don't. I have no Bobbie, projects, craft. I walk my dog because I like him to be happy. Other than that, and working, I literally only sit at my /comfy spot/ a mile out in the woods and shit post, while my dog plays in the water and shit, until like 9. Then I go home and get shit faced and watch rekt sjw videos on YouTube, and continue shit posting. Stopped playing vidya a while ago, don't watch tv, don't care about movies. I only even watch YouTube so I can tell myself, "well, at least im not that fucking retard"

>an asshole I know says that INTPs are incapable of having emotion or connecting to other people, is this a pure-INTP trait or a mixed emotion INTP trait as well?
I've felt love towards all the dogs I've owned. I've also felt love towards 1 other human being, my ex gf. Ive never cared about anyone like I did her. Im 28 and have had 3 gfs, i thought i loved the first two, but after the feelings i had for her, i just really liked them. Don't love ant family member, even though most of them are actually pretty cool. Don't love any of the few "friends" I have, or anything like that.

>>38420836
Nah I just wanna be left alone senpai. No need to be so on-guard.

>>38420159
It just seems like you get upset for no reason. Usually the reason is so minor that its annoying and makes you look like a kid.

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>>38420836
>be me, INTJ, 16 but mentally 43
>mom asks if I want taco bell or wendys for dinner
>wendys has nuggies but know that mom likes taco belle more because she's a fatass
>masterplan.png
>"I don't know, I could go for some Wendy's but what do you want?"
>know the stupid bitch cares more about my feelings than her own
>mom agrees and gets me nuggies
>mfw she doesn't even realized she's been socially engineered

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>>38420739

Not exactly so.

I feel that most INTPs are not nihilistic and unmotivate-able, it's just that they haven't found the right motivations, or are in environments that are bad for their resolve.

Couple that with social anxiety, a fear of failure, and self conceived detrimental philosophies and you have the makings of a robot.

The big hump I feel most INTPs need to get over is that fear of failure, and realizing that it is ok to be wrong sometimes, it's even ok to be stupid sometimes.

Another problem would be that INTPs lose motivation quickly if they fully understand the subject which they are studying, this is the most profound thing I have found.

This is why INTPs are naturally drawn to science, philosophy, and theories of the human condition, because they are problems that cannot be solved, therefore forever engrossing one's interest.

Menial labor is NOT meant for INTPs, and is detrimental to their success. INTPS need a place where they can fully flesh out their theories and ideas, which are creative in ways no other personality type can match.

In order for an INTP to be successful we need to realize these flaws, and develop our inferior functions, such as sensing, feelings, and judgment.

An INTP should also be content with not knowing in whatever line of work they do, and limit their selves in their learning, so that they can properly contribute to the task before they solve it, and conclude it.

I hope this has helped you fellow INTPs, and I would be willing to answer more questions regarding this if you like.

>>38420960
It doesn't make the feelings less real.

>>38421053
You're pretty close on a lot of points. I feel the need to have a very strong conceptual system imagined before laying it out perfectly. Though I'm not sure if many INTPs gravitate towards being perfectionists.

>>38421053
Have any other INTPs tried using friendly competition as a way to motivate? My best friend in high-school and I competed in our math classes to see who could do better, and it helped motivate me quite a bit.

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>>38418524
>Don't know if I'm INFP or ISFP
>Will probably never really know

This test is very cruel.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A8zSXNCdhqI

ISTJ bad a math, want to die

>>38421246
I struggle to do motivate myself to do just about anything until there's some sort of competition. Just seeing someone else do something and wondering if I can do it better is enough most of the time. It's also fun to shit on people who think they're good at something but that's more on the petty side.

>>38419510
Intj here and animation student, like it because it is a mix between art and a technical job

>>38419193
istp should honestly be placed at either succesful tier or sheep normie tier

istp's are usually masculine, and women are naturally attracted to them

t. istp

>>38421299
Do you like pondering things more or experiencing things more?

>>38419477
>Ni
>Si
>Ti
>Fi

Is this even possible or must it be 2 I things and 2 E things?

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>>38419510
There are lots of INTJ and INTP musicians and artists.

You can see the INTPs by the lack of motivation to put out an album do to it being "not good enough"

INTJs are more hard to see, but both of them are DEFINITELY there.

Sadly we, and most other personality types are often miscatagorized.

According to mainstream Meyer-Briggs websites all creative people outside of science, math, and technology are ISFP, ESTP, and ESFP, which is grade A bullshit.

Meyer-Briggs is meant to be an understanding to the way someone acts, not a way to categorize everyone you meet.

Good day.

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>>38419105
ENFP here, why the fuck is this so accurate

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>>38421337
The issue is that I haven't had enough experiences to answer that question.

I've been a shut-in since I was 13, and I'm 20 now.

I have a job in carpentry with my dad, and it's ok most of the time.

I'm not particularly gifted with my hands, but that doesn't mean much.

I don't know if I like to ponder, or if I'm forced to ponder.

>ctrl+f horoscope
>no results
horoscope

bah gawd, this shit is too complex

I hate it, I want to belong to a type

(yea, I'm this ISTP-wannabe faggot whining in every MBTI thread)

>>38421318
Yeah, competition is quite fun. In my AP calc class in 12th grade, our teacher would say who got the highest grade on quizzes and tests, and I just loved to be the one person who gets the highest grade, and have other people be impressed by me. This desire to impress my class lead me to do something I never thought I would ever do, memorize digits of pi. I memorized 244 digits of pi for our pi day competition, and did the best in our class (2nd best in the school though).
It was so much fun showing off a talent I didn't even know that I had, and I loved every bit of it.
I knew my motivation was rather shallow, but I didn't care since it helped me quite a bit.

>>38419819
that's pretty fucking cool bro

(im this istp: >>38421325 )

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>>38421457
You are likely a mix of both which is not bad at all, in fact, to be a mix of those two is an inherently good thing, as it shows that you are capable of doing things differently according to what you are doing.

I have a few question myself, perhaps this can help clear up what you lean more towards.

>Do you enjoy your surroundings or your thoughts more?

>Do you make use of your surroundings or thoughts more?

>Would you rather go out to eat with friends, or order pizza with friends over?

>Would you rather write or draw?

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>>38421367
The rule apparently is 2 introverted and 2 extraverted functions.

>>38420645
I have family and friends that support me

I am mixed INTP and I am capable of emotion, but don't let it influence my decisions

>>38421539
I did the same thing but only memorized 50 or so because my school was full of retards.

estj
i come to this board to remind myself of what to avoid

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>>38421439
Because it's always better to gratz too much, rather than too little

>>38421563
>Do you enjoy your surroundings or your thoughts more?

I enjoy my thoughts more than my surroundings, but I can sometimes see absolutely beautiful surroundings, but they start to feel unreal and unremarkable after a bit.

>Do you make use of your surroundings or thoughts more?

I'm not sure what you mean by this. To use surroundings successfully you need to think about what it is you're trying to do.

>Would you rather go out to eat with friends, or order pizza with friends over?

I'd rather order pizza

>Would you rather write or draw?

I'd say draw, but I still enjoy writing. I just never made a hobby out of it. I can sink hours upon hours into a drawing if I'm enjoying it, but it takes a lot of thought to be successful at it.

Drawing can also be very frustrating when I have to ink something and stare at how it will look, so I'm not certain

>>38421650
i'm guessing infp

>>38421053
Good post, but motivation is only the start, we need something more to keep us pushing forward

>>38421596
Basically the only competition I had was with 2 asian girls, one of whom was in my class and I beat by just a few digits, and the other who ended up winning overall.
I only had a few days to start memorizing, so I probably could have done much better if I had known about it earlier.

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Ahh..yesss
INFP
How pathetic

>>38421686
discipline > motivation

>>38421756
How can you have discipline without motivation? It makes no sense to me.

>>38421736
I hate all of these people that mistype as INFP because they're depressed.

>>38421650
Based on what you've given me I'm more inclined to call you an ISFP, but it is interchangeable with INFP, which is an incredibly good combination.

I think you would be very good at either of the professions, but most of all I feel as if writing would be your forte.

Since you have a remarkable ability to imagine and create worlds, you would do very well in your INFP-primed descriptions of things coupled with your ISFP-primed imagination.

Do not be afraid or anxious to use your gifts, as a mix between these two is truly a blessing.

i am an infp but able to play the role of intp because i recognise that this society does not allow infp's to get anywhere that will make them happy, especially if they're male

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>>38421686

Exactly as this anon said.

>38421756

Motivation allows us to not only work for hours but it allows us to enjoy.

Self-Discipline, which will come in the function of J, Judging, as I said, is an important inferior function that we need to improve.

As us INTPs are logical creatures we need to be able to use that logical reasoning to transform into a judgment, which results in discipline.

We also need to realize that comfort is a luxury and not a necessity.

Yes, it may be uncomfortable to maintain relationships with others who are unintelligent.

Yes, it may be uncomfortable to make inane small talk about the weather with strangers.

Yes, it may be uncomfortable to perform menial routines.

Yes, it may be uncomfortable to pretend to be emotional in the name of social gain.

But being uncomfortable is OK, is what we need to realize most of all. And all of these things, while seeming useless, can prove in situations to pay off beyond anything else.

>>38421821

Discipline comes from the brain.

Motivation comes from feelings.

Discipline is what transforms what some believe to be a useless, autistic group of nerds, into the world's greatest innovators and thinkers.

Discipline is the most integral part to a successful INTP.

>>38421977
I think you're right.
It's virtually improbable that every INFP will get to create for a living.

I've resigned myself to a life manual labor. I hope I can someday find something worth something outside of my job.

>>38422020
when i'm in intp mode i'm pretty miserable but it's worth it because i get to enjoy being an infp in my spare time as opposed to being infp all the time and just wallowing in NEETdom/low paying jobs as a result

Just did it. ISFJ here. Am I cool?

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So I just took the test and I got this dude with cake.
Can somebody explain who am I?

>>38422155
what brings someone with 100% extraversion to this site?

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>>38420877
xNTP here too.
I'm not retarded and I can handle myself with people easily and enjoy it, but nobody's interested in me this much.

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ISFJ MASTERRACE

>be kind
>be selfless
>everyone calls you cute and adorable
>very easy to connect to people
>pure hearted
>feel joy from helping out / doing things for others
>high morals
>hard working
>title for "most sociable introvert" - basically have the best of both worlds


Could this be any better?

>>38422208
I would guess massive amounts of rejection.

>>38421826
>That mistype as INFP
>Take multiple tests
>Always INFP
>Depressed
I'm sorry

>>38418524
i'm intp, i'm happy with that.

>>38419819
why didn't you just nigger rig it to a mountain bike
frame so it doesn't ride like shit

>>38422155
A normie oringnaliitoogngeo

>>38420160
Is easy to have a more fulfilling life if your attractive, period.

>>38419334
those are the only 4 relevant personality types tbqh

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>Your cognitive functions appears to be Ne=Ti>Se>Anything else
>literally stuck between INTP, ENTP and ISTP

Sociopathic ISTP fembot

>>38423886
Either you're chad, or cyborg.

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>>38423942
I'm barely between cyborg and wizard apprentice, thats the point.

>>38418524
Every type basically:
>INTJ
Hmm
>INFP
Mmnmm
>ENTP
Hmhmhmhmhmhmmm
>INTP
....Hm
>ISTJ
Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
>ESTP
HMHMHMHMHMHMHMMM
>ENTJ
Mnnn mnnn
>ESTJ
HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
>ISTP
...
>ISFP
Mmmm Mmmmm Mmmm
>ESFP
Mmmmmmmm
>ENFP
Mmnmm mnnmm Mnm Mhmm Hmmm
>INFJ
Mm!
>ENFJ
MM! MM! MMM! HM!
>ESFJ
Mnm MM!
>ISFJ
Mnmmm.... mm......

Think I covered it

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INFP weirdo here, come to explain how our brains work.

You know how everyone has that one weird friend that no ones really wants to hang out with. INFPs always convince themselves that they are that friend. I sometimes think that people are just pretending to be friendly to be nice and actually would rather not have me around. This leads us to often ghost ourselves away from our families and friends in order to "do them a favour". When I broke out of my depression I realised this behaviour is fucking retarded and I never do it anymore.

We get this notion of being crybaby's although I don't know where that comes from. Maybe this is a female specific trait thing; many of my supervisors like me simply because I never complain about shit. I never talk to anyone about my problems because all it would do is make them worried and it benefits no one.

We also intentionally bring the least amount of attention to ourselves and try to blend in as much as possible so we get forgotten. It's as if we see oursleves as more of a liability to other people than a benefit. Idk shit's fucked.

>>38418850
I'm enfj, this seems about right.

ENTP here:

I can't relate with others or feel anything. am I /pbateman mode/?

>>38418524
WHY DOES EVERYBODY THINK INTP IS SHIT

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>>38423912
This you?orignalginoaiorin

>>38419069
Same here fellow blackbot
>tfw every girl I've asked out shot me down saying they don't like me that way
>tfw I unironically hate most other blacks that act like chimps and solely follow shitty fashion trends and social media like hawks
>tfw in last place compared to my friends

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I'm INTP and I want an alpha INTP wife who speaks french and make the ultimate alpha couple reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

>>38424016
holy shit

egsergserg

>>38422488
Engine is too big. Bike frames are too thin to weld because I suck at welding and I'd burn through the metal.

>>38424743

Did it, except wife speaks japanese.

I kinda hate being a infp,but I feel good about it.
Crying myself to sleep every night is kinda carthartic desu.
I just want to be a qt househusband for someone,can I have that 1 dream come true uwu

>>38421553
Women aren't attracted to me kek.
Maybe because I seem like I don't have my life figured out

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God I'm fucking sick of this INFP meme. I've been taking this test for a while and I keep getting the same damn thing. Even if I try to lie a bit, the thing fucking knows I'm a pathetic bitch.

I'm gonna end it soon so all is well

>>38421826
If they're not gonna be cured anytime soon does the distinction even matter?

>>38424631
>implying ISTPs use emojis
>implying ISTPs are that sarcastic
>implying ISTPs are good at math
>implying ISTPs are "emotionless"
>implying ISTP's use caps lock
>implying ISTPs dress like that
>implying ISTPs dye their hair

You've got it all fucked kid

t. ISTP.

I am an ENFP and I am extremely bored and have no one to talk to. Please help me. If I get too bored I'll going crazy with my Ne function and I will blow up this whole world, I promise you that. I will go up to each and every one of the seven billion people that live here and kill them via sci-fi story overload. Unless of course someone helps me get unbored. Also I want to masturbate but I already did today, so idk

>>38419510
I'm INTJ and I like to record music and make computer games, to the exclusion of pretty much every other thing in my life

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ISTP, oh boy RIP me

>>38419337

Shouldn't you theoretically be a fantastic rapper/dj?

On a less shitty note nearly every cool INFP is a musician.

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Dont know why. But everytime i do that test I get a different personality.
Intj now, i was infj and istj too.

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>>38424914

Holy shit, so it's the retarded INFPs who are making all the trap threads and complaining about being fucking men?

INFPs need help seriously.

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>>38425214
Honestly dude if they made a way to change sex and turn into a cute girl I'd do it instantly. I'm sick of this life already give me a new one

>>38425214
You're saying I want to be gay,no dude.
I wanna do it for a qt girl so we can have lots of kids together
I wanna be the parents I never had

>>38425214
visit the final fantasy XIV general on /vg/, most are INFPs, not joking. see for yourself the state of that place

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>INFP
>haven't cried in 6 years (I've come close, though)
>don't want to be a girl

did I do the quiz wrong?

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What's the likelihood of a INTP wanting or being a trap?

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>>38425256
>>38425275

As an INTP I have reached a logical conclusion upon the matter.

INFPs are fucked in the head.

Now I know who is posting all the "cute" anime pictures

Now I know who is spamming all the trap threads.

Now I know who is making threads, complaining that they were born a 'FUCKING WHITE MALE'

Now I know who the primary failures in life are, and now they try to be even bigger disappointments and get back on their shitty parents by being emotional idiots and chopping their fucking dicks off.

INFP HOLOCAUST WHEN?

>>38425360
As much as any other type desu

>>38425368
>Now I know who is making threads, complaining that they were born a 'FUCKING WHITE MALE'
Don't they just dislike the fact they were born a male? I don't they dislike being white.

>>38425368
really makes me think
only anime pics I post are from kaiji :^)

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>>38425381
Nah.

I can honestly say that INTPs are less likely to be absolutely fucking retarded and want to get their dicks cut off than emotional retards (such as INFPs)

INFP HOLOCAUST PLEASE

>>38425424
Dang guy, did a INFP trap chop your dog's penis off? This seems rather excessive.

>>38425441

I have no room for incompetence or emotion retards shitting up my board.

>>38425424
INFs dont count

dude visit this general >>>/vg/182924663 they're 75% INFP I actually made a strawpoll of types once

>>38419510
I don't necessarily know if you'd consider him an artist, but Christopher Nolan (director) is an INTJ. His movies are pretty good if you ask me, coming from an INTJ

INTP Master Race. Gas everyone else.

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>>38425523
Then what? Watch society collapse as we can't pull ourselves together?

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How hard would it be for a INTP to become a trap?

>ENFP

How the fuck am I an extroverted crybaby.

>>38420645
I don't.
I just get stoned, play video games, go to work, and contemplate suicide.
I do the absolute bare minimum and I'm afraid of interacting with people.
I haven't signed up for classes and the deadline is coming up.
My debit card stopped working a month ago so I've just resorted to spending no money at all.
My friends stopped initiating hangouts so I've just talked to nobody for about 16 days.
My life is empty and I am dead inside.

>>38425563
>>38425523
>>38425631

All of you need to read this post

>>38421053

And this post.

>>38422015


Man the fuck up and take action babies.

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INTJ
Introvert(6%) iNtuitive(50%) Thinking(1%) Judging(1%)
Because you appear to have marginal or no (1%) preference of Thinking over Feeling, marginal or no (1%) preference of Judging over Perceiving, characteristics of more than one personality type may apply to you:
INTJ, INFJ, INTP and INFP.

Bitches, I am in a class all my own.

Strawpoll here for MBTI

http://www.strawpoll.me/13454881

>>38425617
not hard if you feel like being a fag. i met at least 2 faggoty faggot INTPs

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>tfw 0% feeling

how do I develop empathy

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>>38425974
>>38425523
>>38425424

http://www.strawpoll.me/13454933/r
>tfw I posted this on /lgbt/ asking transgenders what type they were.
>overwhelming majority are INFP, followed by ISFJ and INFJ

holy shit you are right.

>>38425360
INTP trap checking in

>>38426554
Anything to say about it?

>>38426606
My decision to transition wasn't motivated by feels or wanting an easier life like a lot of people seem to talk about, it was just the rational solution to my biologically induced gender dysphoria. I don't really fit in with or understand females, but I don't fit in with males either so it doesn't mean much. I'm happy with my body now.

>>38418850
I'm INTP with like 60-40 split on P/J according to 16personalities. This seems about right.

>>38420134
>npc is either gltiching out or the AI itself has become self aware
Either way run a diagnostic test. Yes, you, yes you there, functioning ISTJ. Go over there and fix your brother for us. Be a good boy. Maybe someday you'll get a promotion

>>38420805
I'm also a Christian INTJ. I could manipulate people too but I would never do that it's too messed up. Makes me feel bad.

This MBTI describing who you are shit doesn't work on bipolar people.

>>38426712
Do you got a boyfriend?

>>38424016
Shockingly accurate

>>38419477

The Ti and Ni explanations here are off. Ti is much better defined than Ni but especially Ni here isnt well defined

>>38426160
It's no surprise they're mostly IxTx and IxFx. You kinda have to keep your feelings and thoughts to yourself when you can literally be beaten/killed/disowned for them.

ENFP reporting in

I'm depressed

>>38425466

You are being an emotional retard right now though, so better put yourself in the gas chamber as well

>>38426905

Develop your Te and stop being faggot. No time for depression when you are autistically focused on reaching your goals

>>38420222

You can be a non depressed infp.

>>38419236
At least my dicks bigger than yours, I'm smarter, taller, and I know the secrets to the simulation you're living in.

T.INTP

xNTJ Discord server
PWMJUsW

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Oh look, it's some useless information!

>>38425214

Im infp and quite happy with my fat uncut cock
Maga

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INTJ MASTER RACE TAKING OVER

OVER

>>38427334
I wouldn't think INTJs would be religious.

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>>38427334
AWAITING OBJECTIVE SIR

RODGER

>>38427361
shut up cuck

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Who here INFJ? It gets lonely sometimes. No one else really ever seems to get it.

>>38427664
It wouldn't make sense...

But you're right; with your intuition dominating over your thinking, I can see why it can make you blind.

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>>38427728
I'm here, I go sporadic longposting for a few days to relative radio silence on these threads for weeks.

I'd say Lotte's more of an ISFJ, but I'm not certain. I seen the two movies, but not the series - Akko's an ENFP, Sucy's an INTP, and Diana *might* be an INTJ.

>>38418850
I'm an INTP and I assume this is true whenever I have sex. Also the ENTJ description sounds hot I want to lose my virginity to one

>>38421053
how can you develop/ nurture the inferior functions?

>>38427805
It seems pretty difficult to find INFJ characters in shows and movies.

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>>38419069
>tfw black INTP
>tfw any girl that's interested in you is because they assume you're an alpha
>tfw girls you like aren't interested in you because you aren't alpha

It's a never ending loop

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>>38427814
Go find one

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>>38427864
>INTP
>go find one
Nigga how? And even then why would an ENTJ be interested in an INTP? I see that it's recommended and ENTJs seems interesting but why would an ENTJ want an INTP

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>>38427834
My memory's bad, I wouldn't be able to name many on the spot, and I don't watch much, anyway.

From experience, INFJ characters frequently come off as either INFP I think Ni and Fe creates an impression similar to Fi or INTJ if they have more of a Ti focus, like myself. High Ni makes them particularly hard to spot.

You bored, Anon?

>>38427914
Emotional balance?

>>38425339
Hopefully, that just means you're either another type, or are a healthier INFP than most of the ones on here, many of which probably only type as INFP because of feeling depressed.

>>38427946
Yeah but I mean in a real world scenario. Do ENTJ bosses see an INTP worker who laze throughout the day squandering their potential and say "I wanna fuck that"

>>38426106
What makes you want to develop empathy?

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>>38427361
You'd be wrong. Ni is as religious as it gets. Despite pretending to be intelligent INTJ's are subhuman and can't think logically, they just try and push their baseless assumptions on the world

t. INTP

Married INTP reportiert ein.

>>38428034
e OUT r

e NOW r

>>38427989
http://www.entjpersonality.info/2010/07/entj-intp-relationships-compatibility.html?m=1

>>38428049
ENTJ and INTP make much better rivals than romances They can respect and admire each other but they'd never survive under one roof

>>38427937
Somewhat. How about you anon?

>>38420200
INFPs get overdiagnosed by sensor types who want to be "le artist XD" and edgy INTPs who are too autistic to realize they're INTPs.

Example: Most of the INFPs in this board/thread

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>>38428076
I'm putting off doing things by doing other things, tricking myself into being productive. I guess there's probably better things I could be doing, but if I'm always doing something, then I complete all my tasks in the same amount of time, just a different order.

Now it's time to see if this actually works in practice.

>>38425117
I'm a black INFP and I don't really like hip hop 2bh

>tfw you go to a punx show where the artist doesn't play until they've given their mandatory 10-minute speech on refugees, feminism, black lives matter, a woman's right to choose, veganism, etc
>tfw everyone cheers and claps after the speech
>tfw the artist's gear is decorated in anti-fascism stickers
>tfw you would think these are people who are against judging others based on their race or sex
>tfw still get weird/confused looks from members of the audience and sometimes the artists
every tiem

>>38428049
I love reading about how types interact thanks. The ENTJ seems like a great complement, now the hard part is where do I find one

>>38428075
For me a rival is what I always wanted in a romantic relationship. Someone who always pushes me and vice versa

>>38428127
Are you not enjoying what it is that you are doing anon?

>>38428145
this is why i fucking hate liberals (not lefties necessarily)

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if you are not INFP, you are not a robot REEEE

INTP
>Socially fucked
>Never leaves room
>Hoards electronics
>Criticises everything
>Even self
>No sense of sympathy


Help me

>>38428198
Don't forget we lack a sense of empathy as well. We're just fucked anon

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>>38428165
I know I need to draw, but I don't have much more feelings towards it than anything else. I like the idea of it in theory, but my mood stays level in practice, it's hard to find the enthusiasm.

At least I have all of the day and no responsibilities to attend to, really, so it's not an issue. Other than getting good at art, I don't have many other goals, other than be self-sustained and have some friends.

So, it's fine, I guess.

>>38420149
Fuck them. Its not our fault the majority of people are woefully inefficient and shit at their jobs.

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>ENTJ
>Gemini
>Dog year
>Iron pill

My will literally shapes the WHOLE fabric of reality. My thoughts ALTER your life experience.

>>38428222
All I wanna do is fix things with qt3.14 engineer girl

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Why does everyone always pick on INFP anons? I'm INFP and I feel like the only issue I have is either being way too optimistic about everything and once the smallest thing goes wrong I become overly pesimistic and can't imagine anything going right ever again. Every day is a fun ride on the non stop roller coaster of emotion. Theres some other stuff thats wrong with me I guess but its not worth disscussing here.

>>38428238
All I want to do is have heated thoughtful discussions that end in sex and intimacy with a qt CEO woman. We're fucked unless we can find an Exxx to help us I think, sadly

>>38428223
At the very least you sound contented. I'm very glad for you anon. I hope that you do well in your pursuits.

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>>38428263
Going to get some drawing done now, fuck it. Better to try to deal with Loomis' bullshit earlier in the day.

I'm only Lainposting because I found I still had the folder I'd forgotten about for a while. It seems to be vaguely related to dissociated edge on here, but this is a board for autists anyway, I might as well fit in. The pictures look nice.

Next time I post on a new thread, I will have presumably exhausted this folder, so I'll just be another Anon. Unless you start reading my texting patterns.

What are you avoiding doing today, Anon?

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>>38427361
>>38428020
>disregarding the entirety of religion as just superstition without regarding the psychological significance of the bible and other mythologies

t. INTJ

State your type and a brief description of your sense of humor.

INTP, have to hold in my laugh at people who have autism/downs, laugh at the word nigger, laugh at people getting hurt.

>>38428402
Intp too. Can confirm.
Except I get mad when I see people do dumb things.

>>38428249

Its because INFPs are weak and other weak faggots who cant pick on stronger people need a way to feel better about being a weak faggot bitch so they pick on people who are less likely to retaliate, which INFPs are, so they can feel like they have power

>>38428434
Me too, I have a hyper-sensitivity issue with that sort of stuff. I think it's mostly due to how oblivious they are to their retardation, it just hits a nerve.

>>38428312
I'm avoiding my own existence today anon. Today is actually my birthday, but I can't help but feel indifferent towards that fact. I'm still rather befuddled before my own existence; I don't know what to do with it. I'm always left with the lingering guilt that I am healthy and alive (but do not place much value of Being) whilst others would give anything for a few more days of Being. It is the most horrible pain. I just wish that life could click for me. I feel like I'm a stripped gear. Sorry for the long blog post anon.

I do wish that there could be a take-away between us. Even if we never recognize each other in future threads. But alas, it seems as if we are fated to such a brief and passing encounter, like the fleeting twinkle of starlight. I perhaps think that Being is fated to be such a thing as well. Does it bring you woe as it does me? How is it that the desire for the permeance of one's existence also becomes the ruiner of one's will?

>>38428458
I live my life as if there was some kind of "greater good". When I see a dumb person I try to think of where they would be useful in society; somewhere where they will do little harm with their stupidity but still do something productive.

>>38428438
Jokes on them. For me to be hurt by words, the person who says them must be close to me or matter to me. If it just an anon or a guy on the street I couldnt care less.

>>38428510
For actual dumb people I feel misery. Not for them, but because they can't recognize how stupid they are and most likely never will (I don't think of myself as some sort of intellect though, I'm well aware that I'm not that smart and self-pity lets me get through it).

>>38428402
INFJ, [s4s]. [s4s] has made me cry on several occasions. I guess my humor is something to do with nonsense or thousands of layers of irony.

>>38428561
I agree there. I'm not some intellectual legend. I try to make up for it and get the most use out of my specific knowledge sets. Wasted potential triggers me like no other.

>>38424979

dont tell me you actually feel any emotion besides anger and lul

>>38420645
I think it's absurd to think that INTPs cannot feel emotions, you'd have to be severely mentally ill in order to not feel emotions. Get that through your heads.

I'm an INTP, i can be extremely happy, euphoric, and very sad or angry. I'm not much different to other people. INTPs express emotions more purely than say ENFJs, who will often fake and dramatize their reactions to manipulate other peoples emotions.

INTPs feel just as much as anyone else, we're just not in control of it. It's all or nothing, either we have this childlike burst of feelings, or we dont show them at all because we find our emotions extremely unpredictable, and so supressing them will minimize any potential risks/dangers assosciated with emotions.

Inferior Fe types can have anger issues because of this lack of control.

Also one thing that annoys me about Dominant Fe types is that they always nod and act as if what the other person is saying is the most interesting thing ever. To me that's very fake. Be real ffs

>>38428627
INTP. I genuinely feel sorry for you.

>>38419280
I'm an INFP and I think I'm pretty great.

>>38428643
Are you a grill? Be my waifu pls

>>38428124
There's nothing edgy about feelsy faggots who cry at rainbows.

>>38428692
Oh no, I mistyped. I meant to place a comma after INTP. Like, I genuinely feel sorry that INTPs exist.

>>38428359
Jordan Peterson does the opposite of this and he's as INTJ as they come.

>>38419105
This is wrong. I get intp and play dps, I do get impatient when people don't pull though.

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>>38428462
I've tried to learn emotional self-sustainability, as much as I have physical. But, I can sympathise with the feeling of being a dissociated function outside of your own life. Food, work, social interaction comes much like the input of a mechanism, my thoughts and my actions formed of them are the deliberate process and planned outcome of that. The way I seem to live from an analytical standpoint taken outside of my own life used to bother me, but it doesn't really anymore. It can't be helped.

I've accepted things I can't control. I'm still an animal, with the same instinctual wants and needs, which can't be overridden without suicide. Whether I can logically prove the non-existence of reality itself, I'm still a piece of reality, trapped in it, and there's nothing I can do about it so using terms 'fake' and 'real' to apply to it are fairly meaningless.

Constantly thinking on what could be rejects the appreciation of what already is. Optimism destroys you. I've learned to make the appreciation of what I already have a priority before thinking of what could be. I'm fairly sure I used to be in an Ni-Ti loop in the past, I'd constantly think about what could be, and hate what is.

And, when it comes down to it, I'm just some other guy. Maybe you think I'm interesting, intelligent, or unique enough to warrant wanting to cling to fleeting anonymous interaction. There's always someone better and worse than me, and a million others that would do almost exactly the same thing in my situation. I exist as a concept in your head, which you create, consciously or unconsciously, a construct of feelings towards. Try to guess what I look like irl. And I can guarantee you I look entirely different. Anyone can fill the same hole. If a computer program wrote this, you'd still think the same of it.

You are the epicenter of your problems. You make yourself unhappy. So did I, and still do, partially.

If it brings you woe, what will you do about it?

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>>38427334
MASSACHUSETTS REPORTIN IN

OVER

>>38427664
OVER THAT

>INFP
Thank god I was born female.

>>38428462
happy birthday anon!

i also am waiting for my death
see you at the other side!

>>38420645
INTP. I keep myself motivated fine. I have an intensely addictive personality and find success extremely rewarding, so that keeps me going. I would say I don't connect emotionally as well as some, but I don't have autism or a behavioral disorder. I share good vibes with people all the time, but if someone cries I'm never sure how I should respond. I feel empathy when people feel physical pain, but when they cry over something I wouldn't I can't really understand them.

>>38418524
ENTP-A
The debater
fairly accurate

>>38428753
I understand anon. We must make our nests in the void. I admire the way that you think, such crystalline clarity. But I always have this constant gnawing, how do I sate this conscious will to meaning? How have you done it? Do you simply drift amidst this life like a Man 'o War, letting the waves carry you, or do you direct yourself with some kind of ideal? I ask because I believe that I could make this work bearable, should I find a meaning amidst this mess.

>>38428804
We won't be seeing anything in the interminable darkness of the void.

>>38428720
Lol why tho? Being an Intp is fun!

>>38428936
Yeah, being an INTP is great once you figure it out.

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>>38428914
not if you didnt transcendent to next light octave of existence

>>38425523
No masters, no slaves, all mathematics are solved and autism runs amok. Sounds comfy.
t. INTP

>>38428943
how did you figure it out? bloxx

>>38428988
It took quite a bit of trial and error to figure things out. For me it involves having a balanced life with adequate social interaction, mentally stimulating activities (like piano or puzzles), coffee, healthy amounts of sleep and food, etc.
It'll probably be different person to person, and will require trying a lot of different things.

>>38428402
>INTP
>Make funny one liners to contribute to conversation
>Never tell stories
>Can't watch cringy things, have to turn off or look away
>Love visual, situational, and stand up humour

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>>38428903
A matter of balancing perception, I suppose. The past is to be learned from - you don't think of new ways to resolve past events, as it as impossible and a waste of energy. The future can be planned for, but shouldn't be lived in. The future is inherently unreachable until it becomes the present, and unreachable goals and visions cause pain.

The present should be lived in, and appreciated for everything it is, and isn't. It only happens once, but the sheer complexity of it means that to have the present show itself to your perception in the exact way it does at any moment has astronomical odds. And, unlike the past and future, you can impact those complexity and odds, and mold futures to be presents using that ability.

Don't live in just *the* moment, it's not sustainable. Live for every moment, with purpose. Work towards an ideal, but work in the realms of possibility. Working outside them amounts to nothing, and causes more pain in return for optimism.

The ideal itself doesn't matter. The ideal is there to serve you, and you are your only guaranteed partner throughout all of life, whether you live to be 20 or 90.

Most of the time, your best won't be enough. Someone will be smarter, better-looking, or luckier than you, but even then, your best is literally your best. Any less effort leads to less results. So, don't concern yourself with what has no purpose to you, particularly events you cannot help. Do the best for yourself, because one day there won't be a future to look forward to, just a past to look back on.

Take what I say however you want. I'm just some guy on the internet, with almost no knowledge of philosophy, and a bare minimum experience in dealing with people.

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INFJ here, please talk to me if you want really bland sounding life advice and metaphysical explanations to how the world works.
Also we can just chat about nothing really, I'm just bored and have nothing to do and this thread is the closest I can get to studying without actually learning anything.

>>38429087
I'm already beating you to it, buddy >>38429079

t. INFJ

>>38429100
Damn, and can't there be 2 pretentious cunts in one thread or is this one of those "this country isn't big enough for two of us, buddy" situation?

>>38429050
Same here, I remember back in school when I would randomly think of something funny to say to contribute to the conversation, and make everyone laugh.

This is an INFJ thread now.

>>38429123
Basically.

I'd be surprised if you could put basic life advice not that this board doesn't need basic life advice into only just under 2, 000 characters and a lot of fancy words as well as I can.

Come at me cunt

>>38429079
Thank you for your advice anon. Is there anything else you would like to talk about?

>>38429087
How do I steel myself before the pointlessness of human existence, the coming death of everything that I love, and the creeping proximity of my eventual inexistence?

>>38429157
I'm alright, unless you have anything in mind.

Don't get me wrong, I'm not much different from anyone else on this self-destructive hell-hole of a board, but by sheer genetic predisposition I got the intelligence to have at least some sort of insight that people find interesting, I can't say it's entirely my own merit.

Been good rambling and longposting, anyway.

>>38429137
What are people's theories for why there are so many of us here, anyway?

I figure, of the types most likely to find themselves attracted to these dungeons of the internet, INFJ would probably be more likely to try to initiate interaction.

>>38429087
>metaphysical explanations to how the world works
im interested to hear about this

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>>38429151
>Everything you do in life, do it with purpose
>Everyone is just as sad and suffers as much as you, they just don't show it
>Don't fall for the trap meme, accept who you are and express yourself that way, but don't base your whole life around your gender, it's stupid, there is much more to life than having a peepee or vagoo.
>You are your own worst critic. Remember that.
>Treat other people the way you want them to treat you
>Don't eat yellow snow
I think I got it all. Not trying to compete though.
Also, I'm just here mainly to kill time, not give life-changing advice, since every time you're talking to an anon, you project yourself partially into their anonymity, that's why most of us like 4chan, since we can critique ourselves thinking we're criticizing other anons.

>>38429177
That is a very interesting thought, I've been struggling with that thought for a long time, until I realized that the fact the human existence is meaningless isn't a bad thing, really. The fact that it is meaningless means that our reason to be alive isn't bound purely by logic. I know it'll sound weird, but you have to embrace a certain level of YOLO-ness when it comes to life. You can't think in a way when : "What will it matter in 200 years what I did today? Noone will remember me." Think more in a way "How can I make the most out of my given lifetime?" Try to be as good as you can with the time you were given. It's nice to think about future, anon, but while you're thinking about future, the present is slipping between your fingers.

>>38429255
I kind of enjoy seeing good and nice threads among the horseshit that gets posted 99% of the time. It gives me hope that even though majority of the world is grey and ugly, there is still some beauty in it, people are still willing to express themselves and help others in a nice way.

fucking hell what an exhausting post I feel like a tumblrtard shitposting about doctor who

>>38429325
>Not trying to compete though.
Yeah, I'm mostly just memeing. The more, the merrier, I imagine.

>>38429325
>Everything you do in life, do it with don
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>>38429347
Hi nixx

>>38429407
Even people that know me irl have started to recognise me as "Nixx" on here.

It's pretty interesting

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INTPs will inherit the earth

>>38430191
After the INFJs ascend beyond this planet and move to live amongst the stars.

>>38418922
>>38419014
same here friendos, happy to see i'm not alone

>>38424979
But you're good at mario kart right?

>>38420645
I came up a somewhat complex reward system to encourage me to spend time on hobbies.
Basically I can earn "points" by spending time on specific tasks, and I can spend these points on rewards (usually unhealthy food like soda, candy, etc.).
Ultimately the number of points I earn depends on the worst task, so I have to maintain a specific average for all different tasks to get a decent amount of points.

>incapable of having emotion
I have emotions though. It's pretty awful.
>connecting to other people
I don't. I didn't even know this was a thing until a year ago or so.

I'm INFP. The crybaby thing applied when I was younger. Now it's like those emotions are dead for the most part. I haven't cried in years. I'm still in a lot of emotional pain and I have physical pain to go with it too. But I'm not suicidal anymore either. I hate my life and think it fucking sucks but I am trying really hard to change it so I get up and face it every day. I have to go spend most of this day working. When I'm done I'll be too tired to do much of anything else. But I won't be able to buy a car and change my situation if I don't do this so I continue.

My advice for other INFPs is to learn how to accept your suffering. One day you will have real reasons to feel the way you do and you need to be prepared.

Weird to see so many INFP's here, it's usually filled by INTP's
Although I don't get the crybaby/pussy meme, I agree the other anons I'm to lazy to find, being INFP can be pretty cool sometimes. It sure can also be pretty harsh, but you get used to it. (>>>38429759 and >>38428249 are quite accurate)

>>38426160
Relevant to all this fuggery.

>>38430624
I think that applies to emotionally stunted INFPs that haven't grown up yet. Like my whole life until I hit age 25. Before then that could perfectly describe me but I went through some really harsh things that forced me to change.

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>>38430677
>everyone see this

>>38430684
>tier
what did they mean by this?

>>38430730
Faggot tier. How gay and how straight they are. The lower the tier the straighter.

>>38430765
>be female ISTJ
>yet complete sexual degenerate
>???

>>38430684
Seems like INTPs Really like women, even the females do as well!

>>38427955
Sadly I don't think that's the case. I'm fairly depressed, I just keep everything to myself.
to tell the full truth I thought I was 'trans' for like 2 months before I figured out the gender stuff was just a bullshit meme, I feel pretty secure now /blogpost

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>>38430678
Well i don't know, I'm only 18 and didn't go through particularly difficult moments, I mean i fucking cried for days when I was 11 and my dog (older than me) died, but since that, not many things, and i'm not particularly move" by dramatic news like the series of attacks here in France.
I still have the feels, and lots of them, but only when i'm alone and when I think about it, otherwise they're competely internalized and i could look like as an INTP or something; I know it's just for the meme, but i'm definitely not like pic related, at least not in public, and not that much like it when alone.

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>>38430765
>tfw tier 3 faggot
don't know how to feel about this

>>38430684
It's interesting how INTPs are one of the straightest for males, yet the most bisexual for females. Then ESFJ is the gayest for males, and one of the straightest for females.
It seems some personality types are simply more attracted to a certain sex, with INTPs preferring females, and ESFJs preferring males.

>>38430684
>In males:
E >> I
N = S
F >>> T
J > P

>In females:
I >>> E
N > S
F > T
P > J

The more you know.

I'd be interested to see if there is a correlation between the types (especially INFP) and higher probabilities of being Bipolar
If some diagnosed anons wanted to share stories or someone had a trustworhty test tool that'd be great

>>38421053
fake quote, kill yourself.