Take a wojak and customize it to look like you no normalfags

>>38416293
You first, OP.
oh wait :^)
i bet you are pajeet too

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>>38416293
OP's a fag and didn't start with a template.

>>38416683
very cute wojak

>>38416683
faggots are normies too, read the OP

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>tfw chestne and neck cysts
>tfw it's possible exacerbated by my strong jawline as I can never wash it properly
> large malformed ear cartilage
>jew nose
>ginger

I really didn't hit the gene lottery

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>>38416852
>having bangs makes you a faggot

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>tfw being me

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>>38416293
Shit at drawing but whatever

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can't be fucked to customize it further, here you go

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my hair looks autistic but fuck it

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The pink growth on my nose is a cyst.

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I'm bald and have a beard. Need to shave under the chin to be 100% wojak tho

>>38416870
I find gingers really cool, except for the fucked up face, but red hair is cool

>>38417096
Very interesting face you got there

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>>38417139
>fucked up face
Apologize.

>>38417096
Dumb jew

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>tfw hate almost everything about your appearance

>>38417096
You look like a supreme gentleman, friendo.

>>38417230
If you can't relate with the feeling above, you need to leave

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>>38416293
I look like a homeless guy

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This is me, I want to die

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I don't even use anything for my hair. I have the weirdest hair genetics. I look like I am fucking electricuted 24/7

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I haven't cut my hairs in 3 months

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why did I spend time making barely even looks like me oh well might as well post it now.

>>38417473
this is hard to imagine irl

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>>38416293
>weird curly Mohawk sort of
>haven't shaved in like 5 days
>can't draw for shit

literally all my notable features

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here you go.
One wojak that looks just like me

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trying to grow my hair after having a buzzcut. also saving some money for new glasses

>>38417663
This is me but I have brown hair instead

>>38417609
post eye pics

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>>38416319
>>38416320
what kind of robot doesnt already have the blank wojak saved smdh

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Reposted because I missed some details making me way more handsome then what I am

>>38417748
I'll try but I don't have a very good light in my bathroom

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>>38417524
Here you go then. This is calm btw.

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i put effort into this

>>38417812
what the hell... interesting. how do you deal with it?

>>38417853
Average lead vocalist from 90s american alt bands

>>38417024
>>38417708
>>38417853
L O N D O N
O
N
D
O
N

pls respond

pls

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This isn't a fucking joke, if I had the opportunity I'd light the entire world on fire. Why can't people just be like flames? Flames keep you warm, they can't laugh at you, they can't make fun of you, they are worthless, they can live forever, and they can destroy all the bad things? Why can't people be like that?

>>38417924
pretty eyes dude

>>38417924
They're definitely green and yes you're pretty like a girl

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>>38417924
jelly of that eye color. you really do look a girl that close up though.

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>>38417812
This is the fucking funnies shit I've seen all week

>>38417970
ur just jelly that they're hot and ur not


the flames of course

>>38418042
Why can't I be like flames? I could burn everyone and die in an instant

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>ugly nose, patchy beard, unibrow, and widows peak genetics
>expected to be successful

>>38418106
you DO realize you can pluck your unibrow hairs out, r-right?

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My mom sais I'm a handsome boi

>>38417896
Put a cap on, leave it be or cut it off. It doesn't bother me tho. I think it is pretty cool
>>38418000
I am glad to make you laugh. You should see me after a shower or out of bed kek

>>38418155
but thats gay lol

>>38418177
>wants to be successful
>literally cant take 5 minutes out of the month to pluck his disgusting eyebrow

>>38418177
lol no wtf
if i dont do that i look like someone fucked up my face with aa whiteboard marker

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>>38418262
Why wasn't I born with pretty eyes like those IT'S NOT FAIR

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>>38418377
Thanks anon xo

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This is hard.
Although this sums it up pretty well.

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>>38418262
>that lustful glance
No homo but that's pretty hot

>>38418573
did you get beat up?

>>38417250
Guess you painted me instead famalam

>>38418573
Anon you're bleeding

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1/8 gypsy, rest norwegian

>>38418694
>>38418686
The red is just supposed to be acne, I didn't do a very good job at making it look accurate. The purple part is just supposed to show the tired look my eyes always have.

>>38418702
Looks like someone got too many scoops

>>38418812
what does scooping mean?

Are you from Brussels

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im an abomination

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I really need to ditch my huge plastic frame glasses but they were all I could afford on my robot budget.

>>38418177
Just take a razor and it's gone in 10 seconds

>>38417511
You will be second Rick Sanchez

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>>38416293

I will soon pass out in my bed senpai. Make it quick.

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fuckfag here

>>38419366
aryan brother?

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i look more tired and facial hair is a bit more fugged

>>38419504

Mah man Odin, how you been?

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Skinny, patchy beard and unkempt hair. Not going out this summer anyway.

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It hurts to live so much
Fuck you Demiurge

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shit effort but here it is

>>38416320
>low quality template

>>38419366
Are you from Indianapolis or Illinois?

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>>38416870
I know that bacne and chest acne feel

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>>38416293
im pretty aryan looking without the long bad hair
i need a haircut desu

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>>38416293
>>38416320
fuckugayfaggots

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>>38416293
did it as best i could guys

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Tried a bit, just shaved my pube-beard.
I'm more aryan then anyone else in this thread

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>>38416293
mejak my dudo

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>>38420552
medo redo famalam

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>tfw mixed so everybody always asks "what are you?"

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>>38416293
I feel like mine isnt masculine enough if anything

>>38420687
>Mixed
>Normal hair
How?

>>38420746
makes me think, it really does

>>38420746
Looks like you tried to make it real masculine to no avail.

Is this the case IRL as well?

>>38417139
I dont understand what you meme

>>38420772
It only looks normal right now because its short, when its long it gets really curly

>>38420087
>Aryan looking
>Brown hair
???

>>38417702
Are you brock from Tennessee?

>>38420860
>being this retarded
I bet you think hitler wanted to kill anyone who wasnt blonde haired and blue eyed

>>38420819
Looks like you tried to become real feminine to no avail.*

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>>38420951
whew thanks for sticking up for me lad

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Those are supposed to be bags under my eyes, not make up

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>>38416293
undercut faggot reporting in, god i have to shave this shit

>>38421373
You're Thom Yorke?

>>38420951
No, I don't. But this guy isn't aryan. Stop being salty medi cuck.

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>>38416293
with i could have a proper facial hair growth already

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>tfw look like a typical Asian

>>38421489
Alot of the nazi higher ups didnt even have either blue eyes or blonde hair, quit this meme, and im anglo-irish for your information, with red hair even

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i haven't had a haircut in a while, or shaven. I don't really do anything with it either. I plan to get a haircut soon.

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>tfw retarded teenager with acne
pls no bully im trying my very best to escape this place and become a normie

also the glasses are suppose to be aviators

>>38416293
you cat-eared homosexual

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I would look pretty good if it weren't for these shitty blemishes

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nothing but chads itt

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i suck at painting

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>tfw look like a jew

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>>38417093
You look like the kid who asked my friend to prom, autistic hair and all.

>>38417285
MC Ride? Is that you? What're you doing on r9k?

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>>38416293
Fucking acne scarring, man.

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there we go. im actually abit thickker

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The resemblance is uncanny hahaha

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life isn't all cuckthreads when you're a blackbot that can't get a qt3.14 white 5/10 gf.

you've basically already done it for me

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cant grow a beard and need a haircut asap

>>38417473
post hair pic pls anon

>>38417812
fucking lmao dude what even is that

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the beard is just something new i'm trying to pull out

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People tell me i would be handsome if i just lost weight.

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>>38416293
I'm a stormfag

>>38416942
I look like that too.

>>38422940
Death Grips are the shit

>>38423147
Retired musician

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>>38417663
are you steve from the fatkino series?

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I just want a gf pls

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beard is way patchier

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I want to end it

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>>38416293
>tfw look like hapa but not

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I guess I'm fairly mediorce

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>Take a wojak and customize it to look Iike you

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I cannot draw a neckbeard to save my fucking life

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>>38416293
tfw trap
tfw no bf

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I tried to make my eyes blue but it looks retarded
sorry

>>38425406
post nudes please I'm asking because otherwise I'd be muted saying "post nudes" so if you catch my drift show us all your boipucci and HRT ditties

>>38425431
anon how did you get cut

>>38425538
oral cancer
serious complications in surgery, now I'm disfigured :P

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>>38417924
let me fuck. anon cmon

>>38417924
anon you're pretty
I'm in love

>>38417812
one of the coolest things ive seen in my entire life if real
dont let these cucks bring you down
looks unique if natural

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>tfw too scared to get a haircut

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>tfw Charles Manson

Its actually pretty close to me, kinda proud of it

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>>38416293
This is not really how I was intending to spend my night but sure why not.

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>hairy
>widow's peak
>pudgy
I'm colorblind so that's supposed to be brown
I wish I looked better
I'm stressed so at least I won't eat for a few days

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Not entirely sure what to do with hair originally trying to get that C i a r a aesthetic or maybe Anthony Kiedis when he had long hair..

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>tfw too lazy to get a haircut and shave

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>>38416293
Except I don't smoke. So replace it with a vape filled with hash oil.

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>tfw no effort

>>38417790
What kind of robot says smdh?

>>38426823
VAPE

no wonder you're a robot

>>38427116
I live with family so it's a hassle to smoke bud. I Get a cartridge of CO2 extracted 90% THC, get to do it in my room because theres virtually no smell.

I don't vape like those flavored liquids or whatever that people do for tricks and stuff. Just super convenient and extremely practical.

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>tfw acne on sides of the face and neck

I wash my pillowcase all the fucking time though. I don't understand why this is happening.

>>38427300
Cold showers anon, that and touch your face as little as possible, especially with dirty hands. I used to have the same issue, but between that and washing your face with cold water may help

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Pretentious fuck

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>>38416293
Accurate depiction of me

>>38417096
is that you marilyn manson

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Died my hair when green and now its hella faded
Acne sucks ass

Oh. And im hella sunburnt rn

>>38427771
Nice to see another anon here that likes cc, but given the longer hair I'm assuming/hoping not the sort of anon that listens to hsf on loop exclusively

>>38421373
You look like Thom Yorke, wanna be my bf?

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My actual forehead and lips look just as stupid IRL as they do on this picture.

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>>38416293
> fell for the becoming a trap meme

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i get these damn boils on my face every week

>>38417473
You either look like Goku or Leon Trotsky

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>>38416293
Idk if it really looks like me but I tried

>>38427717
Sorry friendo I'm white

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>mfw paint

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>balding/bald
>thick beard to comp
>26

should i die

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rate my feel

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I suck really bad at drawing sorry
also I used the hair brush looking thing in photoshop to get that hair effect

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>>38416293
my nose seems to be flushed constantly dont know why.

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Chin/jaw is a lot weaker and I probably have less acne than I drew.

this shit is still going kek
keep em coming.

lots of new additions to my collection
feels good man

>>38417702
Greg please fire Andrew

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not a good use of my time desu

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Atopic dermatitis for life fucks me up.

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Today hasn't been so bad, I mean I haven't left the house but it's something

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>tfw hair gets tangled and knotted if i leave it up in a bun, but i cant control it if its not jelled down when it isn't. should i just shave it off?

>>38428814
how do you manage your beard anon? do you let it grow until it starts to get in the way or do you keep it at a certain length. i usually grow mine until it gets in the way of my headphones

>>38429974
does your acne annoy you? i only got a little bit when i was a teenager but it used to drive me insane. or have you just learned to live with it?

>>38430673
im assuming you drew gaunt cheeks. are you a skelly?

>>38431261
Yes, I was seriously anorexic for about 6 years but it's not so bad now

>>38431284
eating disorders are amazing fun aren't they. i used to have a complete addiction to soft drinks, mainly coke, i would go through like 10 a day on a good day. eventually i got so unhealthy i was unable to stay awake for more than a few hours unless i got some cola. a few years later i managed to all but give it up but im still basically permanently damaged from it but at least my body functions without all the sugar and caffeine

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>starting to bald
>massive oily pores over t-zone
>massive permament dark patches under eyes
>random long hairs along shoulders
>chect and back acne

posted wrong picture, deleted

>>38431339
How'd you manage to do that? I can't even go near fizzy drinks without feeling sick to my stomach

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I put my soul into this.
Please tell me I look good

>>38431487
Nice neck bro

>>38431464
>How'd you manage to do that?
as in get addicted?
i guess i have an addictive personality and my dad was a massive alcoholic so we always had lots of coke at home for him to mix his rum with. its probably like smoking to be honest. i never really liked the taste but it feels wrong if you go too long without something you get addicted to. after a while every time i went past the fridge i would automatically get one or two out without even thinking about it. like if i got thirsty i would just associate that with the need for another coke. if i was tired another coke would keep me up.
the doctor i went to when it got too bad was amazed that i didn't develop type 2 diabetes from all the extra sugar i was getting

>>38431522
Kek this is the neck I WANT. I want to start neck training but I heard bridges are bad for you. I will make a neck harness myself since air already own plates.

>>38431427
bruh, are you me? I just have dark brown hair though.

>>38431552
don't fall for it. my neck won't fit in button up shirts, wearing a tie is not good

>>38431571
But I really want to fall for it.

Can you tell me about your routine ? Advice and etc.. I have not started anything yet. I really think huge necks are aesthetic.

For example, how long did you train it, what exercises, what weights.

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>>38416293
no need to customize

>>38431594
i think its probably like 80-90% genetics. all the men in my family have necks as wide as their heads. as for training there is probably some special ones that can target it specifically, but i would assume working on shoulders would also help a little. maybe check out fit or search online for some routines

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>>38425406
KYS or be my gf I don't care which.

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tried I guess but idk

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>>38417999
YOU PICKED THE WRONG HOUSE FOOL!

CJ?

OOOOOHHHHH

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20, australia, gay, ironic bogan, mullet + bowlcut + undercut

feels comfy man

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Still fatter

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I can't draw very well. I'll describe. I'm not as fat as the bad drawing implies, but I am fat, getting thinner, but not fast enough ;-;. People tell me I have a chad face and jawline, the only thing holding me back is being fat. I sometimes think I look really feminine and I'm scared to lose weight for that reason. Being bulky makes me look somewhat masculine. My hair is brown. Currently long-ish, just touching my shoulders, it fans out semi-Farrah Fawcett style. Think mid-sixties Beatles plus 100 - 150 pounds. I mostly wear all black, not by choice, but because that just happens to be what I have, but I like it because I happen to be way into post-punk, goth and generally edgy music. Were I thin I think maybe I could get an edgy gf maybe.

No I couldn't.

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>>38431261
mirin hair bro

>>38431261
My fuck huge forehead and crooked, constantly stuffy nose kind of eclipse everything else. My acne is probably better than it looks, but I hate the fact that my chin has been disgusting for the past 4 years.

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>>38428039
qtp2t drawing

>>38432285
thanks dude. i think i like my hair as it is, but it would be more efficient to just shave it. im struggling with the decision

>>38432324
when it rains it pours. feelsbad

>>38425087
This is pretty much me too 2bh, and better than one I could make

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>>38432424
If I could rock long hair I totally would man, you should keep it if you like it.

>>38432456
>he posts kgatlw
>hes probably a stinky american
>he hasnt met the blokes from king giz
>he hasnt gotten selfies with them
>he isnt australian

>>38431261

> Same hairstyle
> Quit studying this year, gonna jobhunt next month
> Need to cut my hair if i want to get a job

What do i do anons.

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>>38432483
I'm strayan you doofus. Been following them since Mind Fuzz and I've hugged Ambrose at a Murlocs gig.

Try again tho

>>38432424
Yeah. I'm just sick of having an oversized head and the nose of an old Sicilian man

>>38432527
kill urself cunt meet me in brisbane and ill 1 outs you mutt

>>38432544
you sound like you're from ascot m89

>>38432522
you might be able to get something if you keep the hair. but it has to be really groomed and it probably depends on the interviewers tastes.
otherwise i would just tell you to get the standard short back and sides

>>38432582

Pretty much the same lenght and style as Stu from KG&LW, but it doesnt curl as much.

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>>38416293
I put a bit of effort into this, tell me if I'm ugly or ugly

>>38432691
why do you think i would know who that is

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I really tried

>>38430488
Thank god I'm not the only one with long hair here

>>38432696
Textbook pedo who hangs out at the gates of a school

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>>38416293
Was I supposed to color it? Wojack doesn't feel right with color.

>>38432832
gold, cause that is beautiful

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i look like a normie but i'm a huge autist

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>fell for pol mustache meme before i realized i hate myself more than i hate jews
>too ugly to shave it

at least now i look like Vinnie from Atlantis

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>>38433060
forgot the double eyelids

>>38432728

You posted a pic of him?

(maybe it was someone else)

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i don't know if this looks like a girl too much but im a boy, i just have girly lips

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>>38416293
hello it me.png

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I'm proud of my jawline

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just plain me

>>38435018
i'd fug u

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At least I've got one thing to be proud of, and that is my moustache.

>>38435018
Martin Sellner??

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tfw redneck

>>38436625
That's just Varg

>>38417812
Are you my freshman year roommate?

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Why do I carry on.

>>38420936
>>38430302
what ? :c

>>38436595
Hey, that's a pretty spiffing tash.

all this oc
gotta save it all

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was fun
thanks for the idea, op

>>38438076
Well, thank you, brother.

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growing my hair out

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>>38416293
had made this a long time ago, still fairly accurate but I have longer hair now and no longer wear glasses

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>>38422756
you look very Jewish, Anon. I watched schindler's list today, how does that film make you feel as a jew?

>>38419489
are you effay?

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>>38436625
you look like a friend of mine who is a big ol' redneck, like all Goblins

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I haven't cut my hair for a while

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I'm one of those colossal faggots with a line shaved into my hair for definition, eyebrows are thick as it gets and I have nigger lips

I don't know if any of these things are good or bad, but a roastie once told me I have nice lips and another told me she likes my hair

>>38438544
I'd fuck desu

>>38417096
What's up Professor Snape

>>38436623
Interesting, Sellner does kinda look like the Daniel Radcliffe version of me

>>38417096
adian brody?

>>38438566
>some rando from the internet says they'd fuck me after seeing a poorly drawn wojak and a brief description
>feelsgoodman

Thanks anon :)

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two hours in paint, hair will be done never

>>38427676
>Died my hair when green
Why would you do that?

>>38417096
Is Marilyn Manson /oneofus/?

>>38426138
I'm colourblind too,but I can clearly tell that the hair is red.At least you got the eye colour.

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I put a lot effort on this one. btw, the shitbeard is based on reality, the closer to the chin, the redder or blonder it gets. One on many downsides on being a mestizo.

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>>38416293
>people tell me I have beautiful hair
>people recoil at my stressed, angry looking face
>starting to get too old to pull off the long hair
>will have to cut it and have nothing but terrifying face going for me

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>>38416293
asked my gf (another robot) to do it for me... she took it too far with her perfectionism and now it barely looks like a wojak but ayy lel

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dream body
real feels

>>38439057
>gf
>robot
GET THE FUCK OUT NORMIE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>38439114
you can both be robots, be together and relate over robot things you dumb faggot

>>38438955
oh shit, it's almost like there's different types of color blindness
but that can't be true, now can it, you fucking bald mango?

>>38439127
that's a fucking lie and you know it you fucking normie
if you have a gf, then you're not a robot. now stop trying to pretend to be one you fucking hairy kiwi

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I'm your basic basement dwelling neckbeard

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>>38416293
I don't have time right now to paint but this is me wojak from 2 Years ago, from a thread like that
(Who said /r9k/ changed?)
I was pretty depressed back then, now I'm feeling much better.
Also I forgot to add a little bit of acne but never mind

>>38438443
thanks doc (doctor)

>>38439161
kek, someone's salty cause they're a loner with a tired boner. keep fapping to your loli shit phag

>>38439811
i will, thank you very much
i may be a robot, but at least i'm not a normie pretending to be a robot

>>38435018
got that Richard spencer look going on

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>>38416293
here we go
ecks dee

>>38439524
send pics of beard

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>>38417812
how do you make your hair look like that, anon?
you're just like the protags in my Japanese cartoons

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I messed up the one eye, but other than that this is pretty much what I look like. Having red hair as a male is suffering.

>>38417473
Hey me too, my hair is really thick

>image limit met just as you finish yours

Made a brand new thread here: >>38441276

>>38440518
All genes no bullshit