Fembots, describe your ideal boyfriend! >his age >his

Lurking in hopes one will say her ideal bf is fat and lacks confidence

>>38415948
why hasn't this /soc/ shit been banned yet? whats the point of these threads

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FUCKING LARPING FAGGOTS GET OUT. THERE ARE NO FUCKING FEMBOTS. HOW DO YOU GUYS EVEN GET THAT FUCKING DEGENERATE THAT YOU ROLEPLAY A FEM""""""""""""""""""BOT"""""""""""""""" REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>38415948
>>his age
25+
>>his height
5'4"
>>his weight
Either severely underweight or severely overweight
>>his race/nationality
Mixed race
>>his personality
Pessimistic and cynical
>>his interests
Sitting on his ass in front of a computer all day
>>how would be a perfect day with him?
Him lecturing me about how the white race must be preserved
>>talk a bit about yourself
I'm a blonde qt pi virgin

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>>38415948

Lets give it a go.

>his age
25+
>his height
don't care
>his weight
don't care, maybe not morbidly obese
>his race/nationality
don't care
>his personality
kind, loving, not too clingy, very patient
>his interests
gaming, anime something IRL he really likes to do.
>how would be a perfect day with him?
Depends on him.

+

>talk a bit about yourself
I rather not, we can talk in person if someone wants to get to know me.
I'm not fat but also not really attractive desu.

Fuck off with this garbage. No one wants this shit here. Go to /soc/ for that trash.

>>38416050
>mfw 40 year old 5'3 90 lb natsoc
be my wife pls. do it for the aryans.

>>38416078
I fit, but not really sure if you're interested on someone younger, I'm 20.. what would you like to do?

>>38416078
London? Where from?

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"Fembots" do not exist
I believe you're thinking of roastie poster.
Remember guys, sage the thread.

>>38416078
>not too clingy, very patient

Does that mean you're the the type who goes days on end without responding to a message?

>>38416120
Sorry, I think you are too young for me.
>>38416122
Germany.
>>38416145
no, it means I need a patient guy whos not too clingy. I know it was really hard to understand. Hope I could help you with that.

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THIS IS NOW A THREAD FOR DESCRIBING IDEAL GFs

>her age
>her height
>her weight
>her race/nationality
>her personality
>her interests
>how would a perfect day be with her?

+

>talk a bit about yourself

For me:

>her age
21-26
>her height
5'0-5'6
>her weight
no more than 130 lbs
>her race/nationality
Northern or Mediterranean looking
>her personality
Loyal, submissive, can cook, let's me have sex with her friends
>her interests
Who cares
>how would a perfect day be with her?
dunno lol
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>talk a bit about yourself
I'm a bald midget who lives with his mother.

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These threads play out the same every time with the same thirsty orbitors, the same bitter robots, and the same eventual relocation to /soc/. It's all so tiresome.

>>38416232
But we could talk anyway, you never know..love is not an age in the end..why dont you give at least an opportunity..?

>>38416232
>28yo
Too bad I'm in burgerland.

>>38415948
>his age
18-23
>his height
5'8-6'3
>his weight
just not fat
>his race/nationality
white
>his personality
uncaring, doesn't give a fuck about others, but has a soft spot for me
>his interests
vidya, animu, industrial music, webcomics
>how would be a perfect day with him?
making him breakfast in the morning, going out together and having fun like going to an amusement park, stargazing, going on a picnic, and then having sex/cuddling when we get home
>talk a bit about yourself
white, naturally brunette with currently black dyed hair. I have short, curly hair as well and green eyes. small nose. I'm 5'5 in height and slightly overweight. I'm on a diet atm though and I've been exercising pretty regularly. I'm tired of being chubby and just want to lose the weight. I've already lost 20 lbs so far, I'm right on the verge of being a normal weight for my height. I like vidyas, animu, and listening to industrial music as hobbies. I'm a virgin because I have selective mutism and was too afraid to take chad up on any of his offers in hs to have sex. either way, I wasn't interested in dating him because other than his attractive looks, I want to date someone who's more like me and I feel like losing my virginity to someone who I genuinely cared about would mean more to me

>>38416261
Because age is somewhat important, at least to me. Sorry anon, good luck.
>>38416268
Yeah, too bad. Would not be that big of a deal for me but if its for you, thats allright.

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This thread is /soc/ cancer, so I'm gonna be posting cats. Anyone is free to join me.

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>>38416325
I thought we post K-On! if we dont like a thread?

>>38416325
>upset about thread for thirsty orbiters
>posts pussy anyway

POTTERY
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>>38416338
k-on is good, too. Anything to disrupt this thread. Cats are preferable though since I already set the precedent

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this cat looks like a fucking breadloaf lmao
also be sure to sage

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>>38416325
Cats are such fun creatures to observe.

>his age
Doesn't matter
>his height
5'1"-5'7"
>his race/nationality
White. No exceptions!
>his personality
Nihilistic with a wicked sense of humor
>his interests
Preserving the white race and killing the jews
>how would be a perfect day with him?
Serve him like a slave while he browses /pol/ and prepares for le race war
>talk a bit about yourself
I'm an aryan virgin

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pretty orange kitty 2bh

>>38416303
why does he has to be white? I'm just curious.
>>38416340
lul'd

>>38416384
>nihilistic
>interested in preserving the white race

you literally can't have both

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kot interested in news
also sage in the options field lads

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>>38416312
I can't travel, anyway due to poor health right now. Throwaway email if you want to chat or anything chinchilla444 at outlook

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anothere kkot

>>38416402
he doesn't have to be, it's just ideal. race isn't that big of a factor in my deciding

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>>38416374
>sage
>posts an image

>>38416303
I fit this pretty well. Where are you located?

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>>38415948
this cat looks like he has a boner lole

>>38416434
Please post more cute cats famalam

>>38416435
So, I'm just 5'8, can i leave my contact for you?

>>38416420
Sage doesn't work if you post in image.

I bet you knew that, though.

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Why are these threads allowed?
>>38416456
will do

>>38416442
southcentral alaska

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>>38416466
I did and it is all part of the plan

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this kitten is very sad

>>38416464
yeah sure i'll try to message you, just please don't put discord because i don't use it and it's confusing to me

>>38416312
Yeah I know age is somewhat important but not that necesary..I just want one opportunitty to show you age is not a problem, so:

[email protected]

>>38416232
>tfw german
>tfw super clingy
Schade

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Russian kotter

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I SURE WONDER WHY SOMEBODY KEEPS MAKING A THREAD ABOUT CATALOGING YOUR PREFERENCES, THE END GOAL HERE CERTAINLY DOES NOT SEEM ABOVE BOARD IF I AM TO PUT MY SUSPICIOUS HAT ON

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flufe kott

>>38416498
[email protected]

It's ok discord is shit. I will wait for you!

>>38416251
>>her age
Alive
>>her height
Any
>>her weight
Not obese
>>her race/nationality
Any
>>her personality
Super turbo clingy, obsessive, talkative, virgin, yandere, (insane)
>>her interests
Gaming, spending time with me
>>how would a perfect day be with her?
Being with her bf and doing stuff together
>+
>>talk a bit about yourself
I'm some dead inside autist who wants to be loved and love someone unconditionally.

>>38415948
>18-21
>5'8 or taller up to 6'5
>no specific weight just average build with a hint of muscle
>white or black, maybe a hispan if they were tall enough
>dominative without being a pushy cunt
>games cartoon/anime with hints of psychology
>just chilling at home for a bit then maybe going somewhere simple to eat, with a walk somewhere in said day

+

>I'm boring and don't know who I am

>>38416078
Germany and rather patient, I could do that part.
[Aber ich bin WEIT jenseits der 25 und wahrscheinlich doch zu anhaenglich[/spoiler]

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another kotter

>>38416509
Schade, kann ich leider garnicht mit umgehen.
Tut mir leid anon.

>>38416539
wtf stop trying to steal from me
[email protected]

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Rate my doggo

>>38416477
Perhaps unsurprisingly, I don't live in the same state. If that and a 99% chance that nothing comes of this are fine with you, please let me know your preferred method of contact so I can potentially make a fool of myself.

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>>38415948
>>his age
23+
>>his height
5'9''+
>>his weight
no extreme hungry skellys or morbidly obese
>>his race/nationality
irrelevant
>>his personality
easygoing, funny, dependable, loyal and sincere
>>his interests
doesn't matter what the interest is as long as he's passionate about it and it is not degenerate
>>how would be a perfect day with him?
nothing in particular, most activities are fun if you are with the right person
>>talk a bit about yourself
just felt like filling this out, not looking for anything

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/soc/ shit like this should have gone with the face rate threads

>>38416050
Good lord can you larp any harder

>>38416564
k

ughhh origi

>>38416590
>LARP
Why do people keep misusing this word

>>38416588
I actually like these threads both because I'm a thirsty loser and because they're a great opportunity to gain cat, K-on, and other such picture collections.

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>>38416618
mate get a fucking tinder or go to /soc/ or something if you're thirsty

>>38416557
Wie weit? And how clingy?

>>38416131
We have collectively stated that she wasn't a fucking fembot. Stop believing the larpers and go to /soc/ where this shit belongs

>his age
15-20
>his height
Around 5'8
>his weight
Idc
>his race/nationality
Any
>his personality
It doesn't matter as long as he's an antinatalist
>his interests
can be anything
>how would be a perfect day with him?
idk

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>>38416524
Just who could be behind it?!

>>38416651
>15
WEW
You like young boycock?

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>>38416635
/soc/ is even more garbage and I like the populace of this board including people like you more.

>>38416588
except the people on /soc/ are mean and don't understand. they call you a pussy if you don't show your face, and you get laughed at by roasties if you're ugly. /r9k/ still has mean people, but people more likely to understand and can tolerate awkwardness/shyness a little bit more compared to normie central /soc/

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oWo wat is she doing?

>>38415948
>>his age
Chad
>>his height
Chad
>>his weight
Chad
>>his race/nationality
Chad
>>his personality
Chad
>>his interests
Chad
>>how would be a perfect day with him?
Chad

This post is not original because every fem"bot" here posted the same.

>his age
23-27
>his height
no shorter than 6'2"
>his weight
under 200lbs, but not a skeleton, lol
>his race/nationality
white with a sexy French accent
>his personality
he has to be outgoing and willing to pay for our dates. I don't want anyone who isn't independent.
>his interests
traveling, cooking, partying and me, of course
>how would be a perfect day with him?
staying home and cuddling/doing anal doggystyle
>talk a bit about yourself
4'3"
254lbs
glasses
severe facial acne
brown eyes
dark-brown hair with neon pink highlights

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comfy resting kitter

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>>38416251
MY KINDA THREAD

>her age
18-26
>her height
Average is ideal, but anything from 5' to 6' is fine
>her weight
Thicc is ideal, but I can appreciate most body types barring super obese or muscular
>her race/nationality
White > Asian/Latina > Arab/Indian/Other > Black
>her personality
Nice, good sense of humour, not too serious, emotionally available, mentally stable, generally optimistic, perhaps ever so slightly clingy because I'm tired of always having to remind the other party that I exist rooo
>her interests
Ideally some of the same as mine (i.e. Nintendo vidya and old music), as well as any other indoorsy interests of her own
>how would a perfect day be with her?
Vidya, going for dinner somewhere, I don't know

>Yourself

24 years old, 6'2", overweight, brown hair/brown eyes, typical robot but maybe less angry, own about 3000 CDs of mostly 50's/60's music

Pls harass me:
Skype: Annoyingfatass
Discord: Moi#1009

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>>38416540
This.
Don't even have to write my own post.

>>38416695
fantastic pussy, please post more

>>38416711
>posting skype
HOLY FUCK anon, enjoy getting doxed/ddosed
(not by me, i'm not a mean man)

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>>38416721
more resting pussy

>>38415948
>>his age
Older than me (20)
>>his height
Taller than me (5'4)
>>his weight
Heavier than me (125lbs)
>>his race/nationality
European white, for my own sanity.
>>his personality
I like dominant guys, ones that will boss me around and tell me what they want to do. I absolutely cannot deal with submissive guys.
>>his interests
I'd love if he was a creative type; building things, painting, making music, etc. Sports as long as he actually played them. Really anything, as long as he was passionate about it.
>>how would be a perfect day with him?
Just being with him, listening him drone on about some topic he's really passionate about.
>>talk a bit about yourself
I'm submissive, I like sewing/making clothes (still learning!), I like anime but I'm not super into it and have only watched a handful of shows. I'm working at a deadend job at walmart right now, kinda want to go back to school but I have no idea what I'd study (my dream is to be a traditional house mommy with a handful of kids, but that won't happen in this modern era)

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>>38416735
yawning pussy

>>38416745
you sound like a massive dullard, fucking hell

>>38416729
How can you get doxed or DDoS'd through Skype? I used to see people post theirs all the time until Discord took over.

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>>38416755
#WOKE pussy

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Why do the K-On poster and the Barneyposter not derail threads like this? This thread right here is the worat type of cancer on /r9k/ together with britfags and hug your sister degenerates.

>>38416804
you can snag an ip from skype that leads to ddosing, but in terms of doxing, if someone adds you on skype there are certain scriptkiddie programs that can find all the private info you have on your account

>>38416745
>older than me
which month were you born ? I fit in the rest of the description very well.
And, where are you from? Important question.
>my dream is to be a traditional house mommy with a handful of kids, but that won't happen in this modern era
you could be that if your futures husband provided enough money to have a chill life ;)

>>38416745
WARNING ANONS: This poster is a notorious ghoster, DO NOT CONTACT.

>>38416792
Because I am anon...

>>38416792
This. I don't know why people like that looks for partners that are the polar opposite.
Do they think "Hey, I might be boring as fuck, but at least my bf isn't"?

>>38416822
I've been ghosted by some very nice girls thanks to these threads, why do you hate them so much?

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pretty pussy ori

>>38416850
Most femanons are.
It's best not to bother with them, since they even lack basic human decency.

>>38416745
How much would you like to be beat up vigorously during sex?

>>38416858
Yeah, my ideal gf is basically a female clone of myself except more attractive.

>>38416850
Who ? Anonymous?

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>>38415948
>tfw you realize all of these threads are just men roleplaying as "fembots" because every single one you contact seems like a normal person until you ask for a picture/voice call and then all of a sudden they're "shy" and ghost you

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This thread has been derailed and is now for rare pepe posters. Post your rare country pepe here

>>38416885
So is mine, although the more attractive part is optional. I just want to be lazy/depressed together.

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some more pussy
these threads are terrible

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>>38416839
Whatever, I'm trusting.

>>38416745
hey baby, I'm a guy with hobbies and doesn't care if his bitch is boring. let's get you pregnant

>>38416303
I fit this exactly except I'm 24

>>38416918
Thing is, my female clone would otherwise look like Rosie O'Donell.

>>38416954
what part of it do you fit? i might make an exception... but i'm only 19, so 24 is a bit old

>>38416637
Pack noch mal ein dutzend drauf und es kommt hin.
And still a poorfag loser to boot.

It depends a little.I am not up her back all day, nor will I go apeshit over not getting messaged back within a timeframe.
But any partygirl does not need to apply either.

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>>38415948
>mid to late 20s
>either really tall or really short (as longs as hes skinny)
>white (maybe a little white looking asian??)
>nerdy, beta, femboy, doesn't mind being pegged
>rpg games, browses /co/ and /v/

>perfect date would probably be relaxed, alone together time, where we play video games, discuss interests and 4chan stuff then ill slowly seduce him and get him into bed.

>people mistake me for a boy which i like, i have fluffy brown hair and no one likes me.

ask anything i guess.

>>38416651
>as long as he's an antinatalist

Gary pls go.

>>38416974
Funny, usually femanons are eager to date guys nearly twice their age.

>>38416964
You poor bastard.
I may have a bit of a polish potato face, but it wouldn't bee much of a problem if I wasn't fat.

>>38416996
I would just rather date around my age range.

>>38417026
It's actually refreshing to see for a change.

>>38416917
/pol/ killed pepe, move on.

>>38416991
whats yourd discord original originally desu

>>38416745
[email protected]

Message me femanon. I fit all of that criteria

>>38416991
>mid to late 20s
>"femboy"
fucking lol

>>38416303
sorry meant to give >>38417081
to you
>>38416745
don't send

>>38417018
[email protected]
Send a discord or such, not into phones

>>38416991
>tumblr pic
>>/out/

>>38415948
>fembots
nice meme
also why is this /soc/ shit even allowed on this board?

>>38417118
You can get Tumblr pics from Google.

>>38415948
>>his age
18-23

>>his height
over 5"2 because that's my height

>>his weight
Anything but severly underweight/overweight

>>his race/nationality
Anything

>>his personality
Kind, loyal, likes sex

>>his interests
Just anything that he likes to do so he's not always going on my nerves :p maybe not heavy drugs though lol

>>how would be a perfect day with him?
Pizza sounds nice

>+
>>talk a bit about yourself
I'm 18 from Sweden, played soccer for a long time, am studying science, play games, likes to cook. Average body type I guess, blonde and blue eyes

>>38417175
why did you block me on discord ;-;

>>38416974
I fit most like I said, email me if you like
[email protected]

>>38417175
what's your discord famalam

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>>38416711
tl;dr looking for someone who enjoys this sort of thing

>>38416587
>hungry skellys
keked so hard

>>38417243
That expression has been in use for years nigga.

>>38417231
C R I N G E
R
I
N
G
E

obviously this was not original

>>38416384
kek
too bad this isn't real

>age
Young
>height
At least 5'9"
>weight
Healthy
>race
White
>personality
Confident and smart. Please. It's all I have ever wanted.

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>>38415948
>25+
>Don't care
>Just not obese
>Don't care
>Nice, not abusive
>Don't care
>He takes me out and can manage to tolerate me

I'm a below average NEET with nothing going on.

>>38417302
Trying to find the one where I said "FUCK MY INTO PIECES" and she responded "THIS IS MY LAST KEKSORT"

I miss her so bad

>>38417175
vill du ligga med mig da ? :P

>>38417322
[email protected]

Email me. But be able to hold a conversation moderately well pls

>>38417335
I'm sure many from here would take you, though most of them are hamplanets

>>38416251
>her age
As close to mine as possible
>her height
Either below 5'1 or above 5'6
>her weight
BMI no less than 19 and no greater than 30
>her race/nationality
White, Asian, (not even a weeb Asians are just objectively the second best) maaaybe Middle Eastern but no spics and no niggers (unless they're very light skin and have white hair)
>her personality
Like me I guess, reclusive and depressive
>her interests
Would love a STEM or other academic field like psych or history gf, I want her to aspire to more in life than just being my gf
>how would a perfect day be with her?
Go to work in the same building, probably a laboratory, have lunch together, then go home and sit on our laptops together for a few hours, neglecting all responsibility.

>talk a bit about yourself
20, STEM major, 5'7, overweight

>>38417263
yeah but its a GURL saying it!! kek!!!

>>38417302
you're not very bright are you?

>>38417322
>>38417335
>tfw don't even fit either of these

>>38417335
Will you at least be very lewd and kinky?

>>38416303
Fucking roastie whore

>uncaring, doesn't give a fuck about others, but has a soft spot for me
>Oh I'm gonna change him! He cares about me I promise!

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>>38417322
>Confident and smart
Wrong place
>>>/soc/

>>38417340
C*cksort

Fuck the wordfilter, besmirching her memory.

When will the mods finally ban this retarded bullshit?

>>38417373
There are some smart robots, but no confident ones.

>tfw no girls who are turned off by confidence

>>38417400
They exist. But they can have the pick of the litter. Like every girl in every situation ever.

>>38417400
Confident is just a buzzword anyway.

>>38417400
I'm confident in my career skills and problem solving, I'm just not that confident when talking to girls because it's been so damn long since I've had a girl interested in me.

>>38416251
>her age
Between 18 and 24
>her height
Anything below 6'
>her weight
Less than 150lb
>her race/nationality
Probably no dark skin (sorry, I don't know why I can't feel attracted to dark skins)
>her personality
not care
>her interests
videogames, movies, books, cooking and/or gardening
>how would a perfect day be with her?
everyday if she existed

but i might die before i met her anyway

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>>38415948
>24
>6"
>average
>white
>stoic and quiet
>boating and flying
>chilling and eating

>>38417400
Are you this >>38417322
posting girl?

>>38417442
>>her personality
>not care

Lul'd

>>38417439
>ever had a girl interested in him
>robot
m8

>>38417442
>Anything below 6'
found the manlet

>>38417458
I am not that posting girl.

>>38417468
I can deal with most personalities, but
>implying ill get a reply here out of all the places

>>38417439
>he cares even the slightest bit about what girls think

weak
cuck
this is why you're a virgin

women are inferior in every way, their opinions do not matter

>>38417482
Actually I'm giant, and I have a thing for small women

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>>38416251
>early 20's
>60' or taller
>average to thicc
>white
>tomboy or cute & shy
>weapons and vidya
>snuggling and watching a baseball game

>>38417472
I played the numbers game on okcupid while in college and had a few short lived gfs, and I was still posting on r9k

>>38417515
How do you snuggle with a 60-foot-tall girl?

>>38417519
>okcupid
>college
Burgers get out. You CANNOT be lonely. You're single by choice. Now fuck off.

>>38417513
yeah, but it matters that 1 girl likes me if I'm ever going to have a family of my own.

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>>38415948
>describe your ideal boyfriend!
a girlfriend

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>>38417535
Use your imagination. Lots of soft places to snuggle in.

>>38416078
WHY NOT TOO CLINGY
i dont get you girls, it means he loves you

>>38417585
It also means many bad things

Are any of the fembots posting here actually interested in finding something?

>>38416690
I'm 24
6'4"
Literally French
90kg
I'm not financialy independant
I hate cooking traveling and partying
I don't do anal

Just wanted to participate. Good night everyone.

>>38417604
The answer is they aren't looking, have found someone already or only want Chad.

>>38417369
I mean that he doesn't care what other people think or conform to what society wants of him, but shows me tons of love and affection

>>38417604
There are no fem"bots" in this thread you retarded cunt. It's almost sad how dumb you faggots are.

>>38416991
I mean, aside from browsing /co/ and /v/ and being 20 on the dot, this is almost literally me.

>>38417654
fuck off seriously, this is why no girl wants to fuck you. you refuse to believe that women can actually have diverse interests including things like /r9k/. no wonder you're a fucking virgin, you only see women in black and white, not complex, beautiful individuals who want love and can struggle just as much as robots do. literally fuck off you fucking beta loser

>>38416991
I'm sad that if I asked for a form of contact I'd get no reply

>>38417519
regardless you are not a robot, lol

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>>38417725
>not complex, beautiful individuals who want love and can struggle just as much as robots do

>>38417725
>Implying
I believe that women are complex and also that some can fail hard enough to end here. I just want you dumb cunts to fo where you belong. This isn't >>>/soc/ you fucking retard.

>>38417725
calm your sperging, browsing /r9k/ doesn't make you a robot.

>>38417725
You're excluded from the club of "beautiful individuals" if you visit /r9k/

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>>38417750
>>38417759
>>38417776
whatever faggots. i don't need the validation of random men on the internet. women CAN be robots, it doesn't mean that all of them are. i just know i am because no guy has ever asked me out in my entire life, and i don't even think i'm that ugly. i get nervous when i'm around guys and i still live with my parents when i'm 21. so fuck off. i don't give a fucking shit what any of you beta motherfuckers think, and btw YOU CAN'T STOP WOMEN FROM BROWSING SO HAHA FUCK OFF

>>38417831
I just want a fembot to email me.

>>38417846
i'll email you if you want, if you aren't like those dickheads and are actually a nice person

>>38415976
How fat are you and are you as inexperienced and crappy at talking as me? I only want the bottom of the barrel.

>>38417831
But you could easily get a guy from here to date you.

>>38417858
Please email >>38417081
The person I originally replied to never responded

>>38417858
p-please discord me too ;__;

>>38417831
what exactly do you think a robot is, it sounds like you are confused about local terminology

>i just know i am because no guy has ever asked me out in my entire life, and i don't even think i'm that ugly.
you must be either extremely ugly or have a seriously off-putting, cuntish personality for that to actually be true, there's people trying to get their dick wet in you right now
>i get nervous when i'm around guys and i still live with my parents when i'm 21.
wtf? most people I know lived with their parents at 21. maybe it's just a thing particular my country.

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>>38415948

>his age
preferably in his 20s

>his height
taller than 5'4

>his weight
doesn't matter but you should be focusing on your health

>his race/nationality
again doesn't matter but i have a thing for mediterranean looking guys

>his personality
cares about me and what i have to say/feel, has a good sense of humor/can take a joke, is passionate about something so i can listen to him talk about it and admire him, can hold conversations with me and make me feel like i am not pestering him
please just be kind

>his interests
literature, history, vidya, philosophy, psychology, going on adventures together (doesn't have to be all of them of course)

>how would be a perfect day with him?
wake up spooning, shower together, have nice brunch, go out and do something outside, eat out, come back home and watch anime/stream/documentary/whatever you feel like, cuddle, kiss, be lewd, cuddle some more, have sleep drunk deep conversations, fall asleep next to each other, be in love

>talk a bit about yourself
very sad and boring and apparently not good enough to be loved

>>38417831
Im kind af and not an asshole, email me if you want, i will never ghost you I promise

[email protected]

>>38417890
thats kinda called being an asshole desu, you're talking to every female here!

>>38417926
HI?????????????? I AM MEDITERRANEAN, where are you from?

awwww please i want to talk to you mind if i drop my email to talk and we'll see? ;3

>>38417927
That was posted once for one person

>>38417877
if you went on a dating website you could also get the bottom of the barrel to date you too. your point is? male robots seem to think that just because someone, somewhere out there might find you attractive that it means anything. sure, it feels good knowing that there is someone of the gender i'm attracted to who likes me I guess? (despite the fact no one here even knows what I look like) but i mean, it's not like i can relate to them on an emotional level to the point where dating them would really mean anything to me. i want someone who likes me for me, i don't want to just whore myself to some random chad or robot on the internet. i want to just be a normal person who has a normal relationship

>>38417952
>??????????????
Holy mighty fuck

>>38417831
You're autistic so I believe you

>>38417926
Hello anon, if you're in Europe and wanna talk hit me up on [email protected]

>>38417926
Where from?
oridgeonal

>>38417927
>you're talking to every female here!

Not him but that's the only way to stand a chance when most girls will ignore or ghost you, or never add you in the first place. You'll never catch fish if you're trying to scoop them out of the water one at a time.

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YOuuArerEE aLLL NIGEGRRRGGERRSS

>>38417974
>i want to just be a normal person who has a normal relationship
Are you too thick to realize what you're saying here is impossible. It's too late. You will never be a normie, you will never be in a normie relation, and be happy for that last one.
Accept you're fucked up, accept literally 0 normies want you, or would only date you because you're easy loyal pussy.

Just date a fuckup robot already jesus christ.

>>38417831
lel okay you can stay, your mania is convincing enough

but remember, you're here forever

see ya tomorrow :^)

>>38417974
>if you went on a dating website you could also get the bottom of the barrel to date you too.

Only works that way for women.

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>>38417926
i am a white med, but probably this is b&, so whatever. if you're interested reply me
>>38417952
Nigga don't make us meds look that desperate kek. I cringed hard there

>>38417974
>if you went on a dating website you could also get the bottom of the barrel to date you too. your point is?
do you have any idea what it's like to be a man on a dating site? consider also what 'bottom of the barrel' means for men and women respectively. the average robot is 1000 times better a person than the things you find on those sites.

>>38417831
I'll talk to you fembot, i-if you're not talking to anyone else

[email protected]

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>>38416050
So this is how it starts.
24, 5'5", Hispanic, overweight, yes to everything else. So close yet so far, here's your (you), /pol/.

>>38417335
>below average NEET with nothing going on
>wants a man who can take her out
I'm a below average NEET guy who would ideally want a gf to take me out, I get it, good luck.

>>38417926
[email protected]
med looking anon here (been told I look italian)
message me. all those hobbies are god tier

>>38418080
>the average robot is 1000 times better a person than the things you find on those sites

T-thanks, you're too kind.

>>38417926
>is passionate about something so i can listen to him talk about it and admire him

Let me tell you about the Jewish Question.

>>38417831
>using best girl to shitpost
kys

>>38417993
>lel xD le autism meme amirite guys?
being a woman with autism is so much fucking harder then being a man with autism.
>inb4 b8
I literally had to go my entire school career with other girls excluding me from their conversations for being too "weird", boys never wanting to approach me because I had a hello kitty lunchbox in 11th grade and wore galaxy clothes every day. it's fucking hard when the FEMALE teacher is yelling at the top of her lungs at you because you couldn't find a partner to work with in the class and you stood in the front of the classroom just looking around at everyone after she told you to go find someone to work with. socializing is so fucking hard, i constantly try to find jobs in hopes that one day i can find a guy who likes me, but all of my job applications have been rejected even when i try to keep eye contact the entire time and answer questions and pretending like I have any interests other than pop punk music that no one listens to anymore and 4chan. I fucking hate being alive, and the one community that I thought that I could actually fit in constantly mocks autism AND women. It doesn't help that I'm probably bpd too and even if i were lucky enough to find a guy who likes me they would probably abandon me after a month of dating. seriously fuck off with this shit

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>>38417952
>>38418005
>>38418010
>>38418051
>>38418125
i am from euw
i only really use discord if anyone has that
e-mails seem like a bit of a hassle (sorry)

>>38418132
if you have a soothing voice i would love listening to anything you have to say
(if you are kind)

>>38418233
no, I don't use social media or messaging apps anymore

>>38417846
>>38417927
>>38418082
>pretend to be an angry abrasive cunt
>still got replies
jesus christ how can you guys live being this fucking thirsty?

>>38418214
this >>38418125
one is me and this is a temp address. pls send your discord to it and I'll add femanon.

>>38418187
Even if there was mocking in the post, I still thought you were actually autistic and I actually believed that you were a robot-tier female.
However, you should probably go after other boards to form an identity around, I can't imagine having /r9k/ as a home board. At least watch anime and play some shit games like everyone else here.

>>38418214
Ok add me, cutenotcute#4755

What does euw mean? Maybe Europe?

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>her age
20-30 since I'm 25
>her height
5'7 since I'd appreciate us being equal height, I could deal with any height though
>her weight
a BMI anywhere between 16-25 is fine, it really depends, a bit more body fat suits some women just fine
>her race/nationality
any race is good, but prefer no or very weak religion. I'm an American newly living in England
>her personality
not easily stressed
maybe slightly outdoorsy would be nice, I'm very indoorsy but I'd like hiking together a lot I think
mostly liberal on social issues
content to have mostly separate hobbies while still enjoying our few overlaps
sexually submissive
>her interests
doesn't matter that much, I can respect almost anyone's interests and tastes
but would be cool if enjoyed anime/TV
open to enjoying alcohol/marijuana/psychedelic drug experimentation but only occasionally
>perfect day
would be really pleasant if we could sip some ciders on the couch and watch the new Game of Thrones episode tonight
I've never been a cook but I really love being cooked for, I'm an extremely unpicky eater apart from being pescatarian at the moment
but seriously a perfect day is impossible to predict, it'd be something we'd figure out once we know each other

>talk a bit about myself
I'm a 25 year old man
140 lbs & 5'7"
severe hearing impairment since birth, wear hearing aids but can't really participate in group conversations at all and 1 on 1 convo is still challenging
acknowledge that I'm slightly above average in the looks department
just moved to a small English village from the states a few weeks ago
have a bachelor's degree in biochemistry but have not used it for any employment yet

This was fun to think about even if nobody responds.

>>38418187
>bpd on top of everything
You are the absolute rock bottom % of women and you still have a bunch of suitors here. That should tell you everything you need to know about why women can't be robots.

>>38418300
Europe West, you small-brained mongrel.

>>38418214
What country in europe?
Will you be my clingy gf

>>38418326
uh oh ok

>>38418214
Neeboianon#6056
Add please

>>38416303
>just not fat
> is fat herself
ayyylmao

>>38418187
>the one community that I thought that I could actually fit in constantly mocks autism

The people who do that are probably trying to break away from it themselves and hate being reminded of how they are or were. I don't like seeing it either, was just saying.

As for boards you can better fit in, there's this lolcow thing that gets some mention every now and again. Give it a shot?

>>38418214
k add me
svenskii#6835

it seems that you already got some orbiters, but whatevz. curious about you, i guess.

>>38418446
It's a man trolling
t. got added

>>38418259
>>38418243
>>38418187
I'm willing to add you and talk with you even after this paragraph and you still won't. You don't even give it a chance so don't say you want a relationship

>>38418462
can you please stop being such an enabler, it's disgusting

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>>38418446
>curious about you, i guess.
You aren't fooling anyone.

>>38418460
kek, not surprised.
Not that i actually was expecting smth, but i love finding out about these """"fembots"""

>>38418446
>curious about you, i guess.

hahhahahah this thirsty

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>taller than 5 feet 4 inches
>not a normalfag for sure
>lives in the US
>has autistic hobbies and interests
>doesnt do any kind of recreational substance
>neet preferred

I like to sew, cook and play some video games. Leave contact info if interested

>>38418364
I hate lolcow, the women on their are stupid sluts who just whore themselves out to every guy that they meet. I can never relate to anything they talk about, which is why I go on /r9k/ more. I like the comfy threads here and the feels threads. It just seems like there is literally no place for me in the world. Every online community I've tried from twitter, to youtube, to tumblr, to livejournal, to reddit, to 4chan, nobody wants me. even on here, the guys who replied to me only want to date me because i'm just a girl who's available. if a better girl came along wanting to date them they'd leave me in an instant. i feel so fucking alone in this world and have nobody to talk to it about. even my own parents fucking hate me. my mom's tried to get me bfs and I just can't do it. I just can't. I mean I think I'm okay looking? the one time I've ever had my picture voluntarily posted online I was rated a 6/10. pretty much the only thing I'm holding onto in life is that I feel like I'm at the very least decent looking. I just like to sit in my closet all day with my laptop and pillows. i just want to be dead.

>>38417874
What do you consider the "bottom of the barrel"?
also, would you be my gf?

>>38418513
[email protected]
Interested

>>38418446
>curious about you, i guess.

when will you ask her to be your gf? desperate nigger

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>>38418264
>>38418278
eekhoorntjesbrood#2804

>>38418345
only if you are /kind/ and /caring/

>>38418446
>orbiters
uh

>>38418460
that wasn't me but okay

>>38418521
if you're gonna off yourself anyways you might as well be some robot's steady supply of sex until he finds someone better t b h

>>38418513
Please refer to >>38418102
Does doing nothing but listen to music and occasionally play video games count as autistic hobbies and interests?

>>38418486
>>38418512
>thirsty
Not really, but whatever.
t. use these retarded /soc/ threads to be an actual sociopath and make fun about these ""womynz searching for bf""
it's pretty addicting

Since mods won't move this shit to /soc/, i hoped to at least have some fun with it. Think about it

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>>38418187
what pop punk bands are your fav? listening to this album atm, fucking god tier album

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For some reason I believed these threads had a few redeemable features.
That was before reading through this one's posts.
There is nothing fun or enjoyable about this thread in the slightest.
Why do people do this to themselves, I'll never understand.

>>38418583
It's simple: Delusion

>>38418521
>the guys who replied to me only want to date me because i'm just a girl who's available.
versus being a dude who nobody wants to date at all
why do you refuse to accept that men just flat out have it worse? seriously everything you've said just screams that you simply feel too above the interest you get and actually just like the idea of being special. do you really not understand that for men it's a million times worse?

>>38418446
>curious about you

I know these other guys are roasting you for being so transparent, but this is important social proofreading they're doing for you. Please incorporate the criticisms into your being, and not in a self-hating way either. B-before it's too late!

>>38418583
the problem is that someone is posting like 3 of these a day. When we had one every 3-4 days they were better, now the legit posters are spread over more threads and it's just shitposting now.

>>38418560
did you realize what you've done??

Litereally more than 60 thirsty faggots lol orbiting you.

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>>38418581
>I-I'm just pretending to be thirsty
You sure tricked us, Anon.

>>38418513
I'm all this except Canadian and work like 15 hours a week. I'm >>38416711

>>38418531
Bottom of the barrel would be anyone who is alone and will most likely be alone for a very long time. Someone who won't ghost me because they are talking to 10 other girls. Someone who wouldn't mind if I'm shit at chatting. I'm looking for my equal. Preferably ugly or at least ugly-ish and has to be a kv.

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>>38415948
>his age
late 30s
>height
1.85m
>weight
80-90k
>personality
always there for me, always making me feel special, educate, elegant but always funny to make me forget my depression
>interests
workout, reading, music
>perfect day
stay at home cuddling

I know the guy
he's my dad
___________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________just kill me now.

>>38416050
this is me but 19

5'4
115 lb
asian/white
hate myself
programmer
le 14 words

>>38418650
Stop fucking your dad.

>>38418650
be my gf
you can call me daddy when I spank you :^)

>>r9k/38415948
This thread is autistic.

>>38418650
I envy your dad.
>early 30s
>195cm
>too far from you;cant be there always for you

>>38418650
post dad dick

>>38416078
I love you uwu

>>38418626
burgers only

>>38418569
it depends, what kinda music and video games do you like?

>38415948
>his age
23-30
>his height
5'7+
>his weight
skinny or chubby
>his race/nationality
anything
>his personality
introverted, dominant, funny, childish, romantic, affectionate, brutally honest, understanding
>his interests
computers, mathematics, science, history, guns, animals, art, music, and likes to play instruments
>how would be a perfect day with him?
having a picnic, going to museums, and afterwards cuddle nonstop while watching documentaries
>talk a bit about yourself
my personality and interests are just like his

>>38418649
T-that would be me tbqh
Im also a bit shitty when talking to people, also khv, dont even talk to girls
Idk if ugly tho,but not good looking
Do you have discord or something to contact you?

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>>38415948
>tfw you realise that this thread is full of males who are just posting the guy they wish they could be.

>>38418601
okay, the dating field is definitely worse for men, i will acknowledge that. if a man posted the same thing on here, he wouldn't get a response. but the only reason people even care is because of the fact i have a vagina. any time someone throws around that excuse on here "just because some men on here like you, it means you can't be a robot!" it pisses me off so much, because if i was a man the reaction would be completely different. people really care about me on here and want to date me? really? so if i was a man, the people that responded to me would still care about me? even if i was 100% the same? this is what i mean about seeing women in black and white. all i am is someone's last hope in the dating field before they accept their role as permavirgin. because yeah, thats what i want, to feel more like human garbage. i dont feel like its asking for much for someone who just genuinely cares about me as a human being. i understand attraction, if a guy doesnt find me attractive, then so be it. whatever. thats his preference and i wont let it get to me anymore. just getting offers by random men online doesn't make you feel any different. the fact that no one cares about me as a person is what makes me a robot. imagine having one amazing skill/talent that everyone loves you for and constantly uses you for. they constantly praise you and tell you how amazing you are for that talent, but only because they want to take advantage of that for their own personal gain. do you genuinely think any man here cares about how i feel in the relationship? of course not, its just "omg i finally got a gf!" THAT is why i am a robot

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>mfw accidentally facetime'd with a feminine looking boy/female then both of us threw spaghetti and hanged up at the same time

>>38418521
1. Most men do not like women for their personalities. Most men find their girlfriends boring, all that really matters is that get along with each other sufficiently well and have similar goals. Unfortunately you sound like a horribly disagreeable person.
2. You're just saying in a roundabout way that your standards are too high.

>>38418708
>drop email and am burger
>other fags get response instead
Yeah okay

>>38418521
>>38418187
I can relate to this.
Unfortunately, some people are just meant to be alone.
I accepted it a while ago, I just try not to think about it any more.

>>38418649
Guy who made the post about being fat and unconfident here. Quick rundown:

>6'2", 250 pounds
>Balding
>Uglyish, might be 5/10 if I were thin
>Live with parents
>Make about $140 a week
>No IRL friends
>KV
>Have never ghosted anyone
>Have some femanon friends but they either have boyfriends or don't see me as a sexual entity

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>>38418764
just be urself nerd

>>38418521
>livejournal
my man

And I didn't mean to have you write a paragraph like you did, but thanks for the reply. Good luck with all that.

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>>38418667
>>38418689
Even when I think no man deserves my virginity more than my dad, it doesn't mean he feels the same, so of course I've never done anything with him.
I've seen his dick tho
>>38418671
>>38418677
sorry anons I'm trapped in a cycle where I'm in mad love with the single one person that will never love me the same way as I do, yet I have to see him every day.
It hurts to live lol

>>38418816
s t o r Y
right now

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>>38415948
Simple: doesn't exist. Nobody will ever love me.

>>38418842
>Lain
It's like seeing an asian kid asking himself why can't he stop being so asian.

>>38418842
how/why?
inb4 2 SHY LOLOL

>>38418842
Dont worry, if you are a female I can love you and be your nice bf

How is this allowed eventough the sticky says hookup threads belong to >>>/soc/ ?

>>38418816
Not only see him every day. You will see him die one day. How do you feel about that.

Will you rape his corpse when he's dead?

>>38418712
I'm only using email for now. If that's okay then send me a message. If any femanons want a friend, they can also message me.

[email protected]

>>38418764
so you're posting on a thread where guys try to attract fembots into being their gf, but you're not interested in talking to any guys because their interest in you so far is solely because you're a woman? Why not go to any other thread?

Alternatively, I'll talk to you more about this, and let you know that people never value people for who they are, but only for what they do. You want to feel a certain way when a guy talks to you, right? You don't care about him for who he is, you care because of what he does to make you feel a certain way.

There's nothing wrong with this, in reality. This is how human relationships have always worked.

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>>38418764
>do you genuinely think any man here cares about how i feel in the relationship?

All I want is to make somebody happy.

>>38418877
i think they should create a board to hook up for robots and fembots; /soc/ is fucking AIDS even for hookups.
in the new thread people could post zeemaps and these kind of >tfw no robot bf stuff

>>38418935
In the new board* fuck sake

>>38418877
Board culture I guess?
>unironically post contact info in /soc/
>YOOOOO IM FROM <THREAD>
>WAZZUP EY FACE PIC PLZ
>HEEEY WYD
>random dick pic
>post on /r9k/
>anon #1 and I get to know a little and talk for an hour or two on daily basis
>anon #2 throws spaghetti and removes me
>anon #3 shares his life experiences
>anon #4 asks if he can have a chance then we ask each other multiple questions
It's quite comfy

I want a lonely cute mentally ill tranny GF who is a shut-in. Please send me an email if youre this person.

[email protected]

>>38418935
Sounds like a good idea to me. I don't want to hook up with a /soc/ fag.

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>>38418834
no
>>38418891
I might an hero before he dies desu
hopefully he will rape me BEFORE I die

>>38418764
>okay, the dating field is definitely worse for men, i will acknowledge that. if a man posted the same thing on here, he wouldn't get a response. but the only reason people even care is because of the fact i have a vagina. any time someone throws around that excuse on here "just because some men on here like you, it means you can't be a robot!" it pisses me off so much, because if i was a man the reaction would be completely different. people really care about me on here and want to date me? really? so if i was a man, the people that responded to me would still care about me? even if i was 100% the same
No, of course they wouldn't which is exactly why they're saying women can't be robots - by virtue of having a vagina you have extra social status. People will put up with you. People do not put up with robots. There is a world of difference between receiving absolute nothing and receiving a margin of interest even if it's not what you'd prefer.
The sad truth is actually that men don't find women to be interesting or likable people in general. Women aren't usually considered to be funny or insightful. They're only liked for being women.

>>38418967
Yeah i get wht you are saying, but wht bothers me is 99% of robots I add, literally stop talking after the initial convo
I dont know maybe im the problem, but with people of /Soc/ it almost never happens to me...

>>38418521
Can you cook and clean? I'm looking for a live in maid/fucktoy. You can be a content NEET when you're not busy cooking, cleaning, or being fucked.

>>38418977
Where you from and long on HRT?

chad just dumped me again do any robots want to orbit me and make me feel better? im really lonely please help me

>>38418708
I listen to all sorts of stuff, from deathcore to meme rap, anime/movie/game OSTs, indie, electronic stuff like witchhouse, sometimes I'll even go back to that rock they used to play in the late 90s early 00s, etc.
As for the games, it's mostly FPS games which I'm going to assume is not what you wanted to hear, played a lot of Overwatch over the past month or two, few hours of minecraft, would be into a lot more games but I'm limited by my laptop's specs, I like most genres of games despite not playing them much. I go through phases of being really into playing games and then where I can barely stomach playing anything at all, like during the double xp in Overwatch I played for like 10 hours a day but then I haven't touched it much in the past week.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S7KkhwLUe00
This is what I'm listening to right now.

>>38419028
Personally, 1 out of every 7 robots keep talking, or get lost for a week or two then come back to talk on daily basis (then get lost every once in a while)

>>38419030
Do you get to fuck me whenever you please? Will you buy me things? How big is your house? Are you fat?

>>38419061
I'm the robot that disappears and comes back. I honestly do it because talking too much makes me anxious and I feel like my e-friends hate me so I fuck off

>>38418935
It's cute that you think /soc/fags and /soc/-esque /r9k/ posters are that different
Anyway ANY hook-up board/thread attracts /soc/fags, especially if it's looked as an access point for easy women and amazon gift buyers.

>>38418857
Wait, how is Lain like that at all?

>>38415948
>his age
+20-27(I'm 20)
>his height
taller than me or at least equal if he is rly short? i(5'4)
>his weight
not obese, I dont mind chubby guys, but yes, not so obese
>his race/nationality
it is not a big deal, I don't mind, just not too black..but well I dont mind like I said
>his personality
He very protective, affectionate, clingy with limits, caring, loving, likes to cook with me together even if he dont like it at all, he sing me songs at night, read me stories, would like to play the guitar and sing, but im okay with him learning how to do it, or at least trying it
>his interests
Movies, walks, anime, being alone with me in isolated places,likes karaoke, likes to listen to my problems, hug me when I feel bad, likes cuddles a lot
>how would be a perfect day with him?
i dont really know, maybe wake up, going to the park to take a walk, picninc, lay down in the grass and be comfy, going to a restaurant after that and end up embraced and cuddling.

>talk a bit about myself
A stupid person who tends to being alone and ending up sad, im just hard to deal with sometimes but im ok most of the time so yeah Im good, I dont soicialize that much, and I dont have any friends irl, I enjoy my loneliness I guess

>>38418521
Both me and my girlfriend have autism, would you like to be friends with us? Maybe we can help you feel better.

>>38419067
so much for not being a whore, kek

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>>38419094
Are you me? I do that a lot with email/discord.

>>38418967
hi Shiro

>>38419028
The only reason I stop talking is because the other person never initiates conversation after a week of daily correspondence so it feels she isn't very interested in talking.

>>38418935
yes, we need an /s9k/ or something along those lines

>his age
24-25
>his height
6'2'' - 6'8''
>his weight
something between skinny and athletic
>his race/nationality
white or Asian
>his personality
very intelligent, deep in thought, funny, childish yet wise, open-minded
>his interests
loves to learn, motion picture, music, travelling
>how would be a perfect day with him?
go somewhere where we have never been before and explore it all day, watch something, sex

>talk a bit about yourself
small, Asian, I don't even need to write more bcause that's what settles it for most of you anyway