I will start:
>be me at work
>staff lunch at 1 PM
>mexican coworker grabs my meal and tells me "I will take that" with a grin
>I just stood there watching and smiling like a beta
>work with an empty stomach for the next few hours
>3:00am
>wide awake
>need to piss
>my house has only one toilet, which is in the master bedroom
>dad is fast asleep in his master bedroom
>I woke him up once, when I was younger
>had a scary nightmare
>his exact words, he told me to "fuck off"
>3:30am
>need to piss
>try to sleep
>but need to piss
>4:00am
>getting desperate
>I reflect on my poor life decisions
>shouldn't have drank that big soda
>wait a minute, that soda..
>pick up the empty bottle and pull down my pants
>stick the tip of my dick in the neck
>my sweet release refills half the bottle
>tighten the cap back on and hide the bottle under my bed
>sleep soundly
>11:00am
>wake up
>dad is vacuuming the hall
>think nothing of it and walk past him
>hop into the bathroom, get undressed, and turn on the shower
>need to piss again
>watch the end of my golden stream fall into the drain
>suddenly remember the piss bottle
>frantically wash myself and dry off
>can't hear the vacuum cleaner anymore
>speed walk back into my room in a towel
>dad is holding the piss bottle; just staring at it in disbelief
>"are you fucking kidding me, Anon?"
>grab the bottle from him and pour it's contents into the toilet
>avoid eye contact for the next week
>>38412787
jesus christ anon, you had to tell him your problem and why you peed in a bottle
at least it was your family
>>38412787
How fucking old are you anon?
b-beta bump..