>december 2015
>nothing to do as always
>suddenly realize/remember that Alvin and the Chipmunks: The Road Chip is in theaters
>had watched the trailer earlier and laughed my ass off ironically
>know exactly what to do now
>get ticket for a showing at like 10 PM
>the only other people in there are a dad and his small daughter near the back
>go to the very front row
>laugh like an absolute fucking retard almost perpetually for half the movie
>finally get bored and leave
>don't see dad and daughter on my way out
Gave a ghetto black girl a kid literally because she wanted gibs.
>>38411744
Gibs me sum dat seminal reperations
>>38411782
Well she was going to do it anyway, but said she'd prefer a mixed kid. If I'd said no she'd have just gone with a black guy.
>>38411627
Pretty funny story. That movie made me laugh unironically, funny movie. Now I like furry chipmunk porn