> wakeup and sees this w-wat do

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egg's
>originale commentario

>>38410743
Tie her to the bed
Fuck the shit out of her
Make her my prisoner
As days passes mix tortures with sex
When i get bored torture her to death
Cut into small pieces
Send to family

call the police and tell them I woke up with a stranger in my bed.

If possible I would press charges against her for breaking and entering.

>>38410830
Also, i could let the stockolm syndrome set in instead of killing her and make a emotional dependent gf

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>>38410743
Ask her what she's doing in my bed.
Kindly ask her to leave so I can watch anime in peace.

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jump on her back and scream at her to buck me around like a wild horse

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Push her off the bed

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>>38410850
>>38410863

Spoken like a true virgin desu~
Originalasalways

Spoon her until she wakes up.

When she does pretend I know who she is and see if I can get her to fuck me or at least stick my face in her butt.

Lay there as still as possible pretending to be asleep until she leaves

>>38410743
Nothing

Origig

>>38410743
admire her ass and then call the cops

>>38410743
These last weeks i'm only fapping to girls like that pic, OP

Doggy style tha best

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I eat the pussy and asshole. I eat it up

>>38410830
>Cut into small pieces
eat it all

>>38411066
Maybe, im not into canibalism tho

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>>38410830
> when you've been to carcosa and back

>>38411107
eat up!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pbLWjSwkt6o

Wonder why someone would own underwear that says "California" on it

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>>38410743
I live in Texas, go the fuck back you filthy Californian.

>>38411119
What does that mean?

Im not original

>>38410743
Wonder where I got those shoes

>go to kitchen
>get knife and zip ties
>tie her up
>"accidentally" put the knife to her throat and make her consent
>have sex
>watch her sleep, eat, and poo. every day
>although im not a violent guy, i would randomly verbally and physically beat her even if she's acting correct, just to show her im in control and to make her think i can snap at any second, even tho i dont really mean the beatings i give her
>after a couple of years of this stockholm syndrome kicks in
>marry her
>have kids
live happily ever after

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>>38411442
Wowie, sounds p close to mine

i see you're a man of culture as well

>>38410830
>>38411066
>>38411442
this is why we dont have gfs you guys are crazy as fuck

>>38410743
id wake up standing up?

smack the ass so hard she wakes up

tell her i want breakfast

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>BRAAAPPPPPPPPPP

I'd huff it. Would you?

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>>38411882
Please stop this shitposting. I want to stick my face into girls butts and you make me want to less. It's terrible.

>>38410743
Tell this fucking commiefornian to get the hell out of my room and back to north korea
Benis in bagina :DD

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>>38411910
is that a ring on her foot

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>>38410743
Roll over and spoon as long as she'd let me

>>38410924
This is the true robot answer

>>38410743
Please leave my house, white woman. You could make up a story and our justice system is disproportionately biased against black men regarding interracial rape accusations