>one life >wasn't born into a middle class or rich

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>one life
>wasn't born into a middle class or rich family
>wasn't born a perfect twins
>wasn't born with a skinny body
>wasn't born with a tan or ability to
>wasn't given a full perfect female man boy hairline
>wasn't given perfect abs
>wasn't given a perfect hairless body

God damn it I'm becoming a typical fat sub par retard guy. Hair body shit hairline fat and out of shape poor as fuck god fucking damn it. Why did this happen and why couldn't I stop it. I lost a bunch of weight before and gained some of it back but wtf even with a good body I still have stretch marks and body hair. If I could just get rid of those I would of been perfect but oh now my hairline is going to shit. I NEED hair you don't understand I'm fat with a weird face and head shape pale as fuck and have a bulging unibrow and I mean pale in the closest to albino possible everyone always calls me albino and I never hear them say that to anyone else.

All I have to do is remove my stretch marks with laser surgery and tattoo over them or some shit and get laser treatment on my body. I don't mind some body hair but I need to think it all out or something so there's not a lot. Now I need a bunch of drugs for my hair loss and rogaine and probably a transplant when I'm older. I have to try like fuck to be vain I almost wish it was the old days like in mmorpgs and live a humble life living in a cave and training newbs how to kill rats or making some shit or something.