Going to a bar

>>38406886
I-I like to drink barboun and c-cola

>>38406886
its a bitch drink that usually only bitches drink

>>38406886
Hey OP, I am running to the store later, would you like me to pick up some tampons for your little bitch vagina since you're too drunk off your little bitch drink to go there yourself?

>>38406886
I used to get trolled but I found out a way to stop it, I do all kinds of stupid and gay shit. Nyaa.

I could call you a fag for wearing a blue shirt and you'd get mopey desu that's just your personality. If someone jabbed me for drinking something I'd just say it's good, here try some.
If they say no thanks, guess what, you just reversal'd the fuck out of them.

Idk maybe I'm a talented socialite and my gifts are wasted on staying home and watching anime all day.

>he drinks mixed drinks
Stop this, when women see you sucking on the little straw that comes in your mojito you may as well be sucking a penis.
Just order a bourbon neat, or with an ice cube or two

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>>38406886
>Malibu
How can you drink this? It tastes fucking disgusting.

>>38406886
>anyone ever get made fun of for what they drink
Anyone who makes fun of someone for what they drink is a pretentious asshole. t. scotch drinker.

There is no difference between the alcohol in your drink and the alcohol in theirs no matter what you order. Whether you're a social drinker or just want to get drunk. Use what you like. It's all subjective and anyone who says otherwise might as well be arguing in a Youtube comment section.

Malibu Black is 80proof and tastes like capri sun

>talking or drinking with anyone
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Sukkero pls go