I did it guys, I got a girl over Unfortunately I blew it >Real

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I did it guys, I got a girl over

Unfortunately I blew it
>Real cutie petutie
>Very socially inedpt and withdrawn
>We're both pretty /fit/
>Can tell she's into me
>She wants to watch a movie
>Ask her
>American Psycho, one of my favorite movies
>Kek heartily on the inside
>We're watching, get the part where Christian Bale is in the tanning bed
>I mutter under my breath unintentionally
God I wish I had a body like that
>I actually do have a body like that minus abs
>Just spur of the moment feeblism I guess
>She hears it
>ohshit.jpg
I don't like bodies like that

Well anons, it's been a fun ride