Success story!

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i heard you guys like these, here we go
>be me
>be wagie living with his parents on a shitty college degree
>me and only friend go to see this job opening that everyone is hyped up about
>there were about 1000 applying
>this company had this system where you wait in line and the interview was done over the counter in about a minute, weird shit
>additionally, you got accepted on the spot
>friend and i make it to the interview
>friend goes first
>he gets in
>YESYESYES.gif
>i get distracted by a crowd of chads
>they have the BEST job in the company
>everyone loves them
>i decide to hold off on the interview and ask them about that position
>fast forward, i eventually get a shot at their job
>first day on the job i suck, get stuck often)
>fast forward again
>i meet this qt3.14
>she was of a different race though, and for some reason her race frowns upon interracial
>forbiddenlove.jpg
>we hang out a lot though, stop for coffee often
>my friend had gotten into an accident though, he nearly died
>feelsbadman
>he had to get a prosthetic


this is where the heartwarming part starts:

>i decide to sue the race of qt3.14
>i win
>the lawsuit fucked my race over though, we got lazy due to the fame and shit
>qt3.14s race is on the verge of extinction
>i decide my race should work again so i bring some flowers into their domain
>fast forward to plane ride with flowers and qt3.14
>mid flight the plane goes all fucked up
>the pilots were racists and passed out at the mere sight of me
>it was up to me to save the day
>i start driving the plane, no fucking idea what to do...
>my entire race just pops up out of nowhere to help
>we fly the fucking thing and land it safely on the ground
>qt3.14 admires me
>my race admires me
>everyone admires me
>no one knows this, but qt3.14 and i made out that night
>mfw i saved the entire fucking planet from extinction
>mfw I, Barry B. Benson am the saviour of the world