Two word greentext thread?

>>38401215
>be op

>>38401234
> be you
oregano

>>38401306
> be 38401306

>>38401306
>Be normie

>then I

>>38401562
>be faggot

>nigger nigger
origami

>stop degenerating

>>38401908

>After_i_stopped_degeneratingmyself_i_went_for_a_nice_bigol'_cup_of covfefe

>>38402328
>fuckingnormiefags.jpg
>getoffmyfuckingboard.png

>apple products

>see 7/10

>>38401215
>accidental cuck

>>38401215
A thread died for this.

Fucking kill yourself, OP.

>poop fart

>Booty chug

>into fupas

>enslaved niggers

>be me
>in school
>never eat
>eat today
>tummy upset
>must poop
>very bad
>ask teacher
>says yes
>stand up
>stomach growl
>stomach gulp
>ass tense
>cheeks clenching
>o shit
>its coming
>poopoo walk
>very fast
>to bathroom
>make it
>turn corner
>black kid
>pants off
>squatting down
>on floor
>large turd
>be shocked
>eye contact
>still squatting
>both speechless
>very smelly
>180 and
>walk away
>go poop
>girls bathroom
>learn later
>black kid
>special ed
>serial offender
>poops everywhere

>discharge panties

>report thread

>Wha
>t th
> ef
>uc k
>d id
> yo
>uj u
>s tf
> uc
>ki n
>g sa
> ya
>bo u
>t me
> yo
>ul i
>t tl
> eb
>it c
>h Il
> lh
>av e
>y ou
> kn
>ow I
>g ra
> du
>at e
>d to
> po
>fm y
>c la
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>in t
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>a ls
> an
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>e be

romantic cunnilingus

very recent
>be me
>first sip
>feels good
>sip again
>into eye
>ouchie ouchie
>feel sad
>play minecraft
>well again
that's it