>Hey bro. Grab a slice.

>>38400985
>Are you going to fuck me or what?

>>38401050
show tits but i nee it to be original

>>38400985
I don't understand? I'd grab a slice. Is him being in shape supposed to bother me?

>>38400985
Wow! Thanks, Chad! *cuddle snugs* *grabs a slice* huh? Mayo, dude? *puts slice back* Mayo on pizza?? Come on 3:<

>>38400985
>feel pizza box starting to tilt
oWo. What's this, Chad?

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Shhhh no talking til I've finished my pizza

Sure, It's not like if I was insecure about my sexuality or anything

W-Wah are you doin' in my property ya cant?
HEY MATT, PASS THE SHOTTY

what is it about this image that makes me so uneasy?

>>38401588
>What's wrong bro? You don't like pizza?

>>38401833
>I just don't like micro dick touching my pizza, bro

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>>38401417
Wtfff is this reeee

>s-sure um do you mind passing me one?

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>>38401417

>Not eating the crust

>>38402380
Thats some american pizza border, an unpalatable shit your people make as vegetable meal

>>38401989
GOTTA HAVE THAT MACRO DICK MEAT LOVERS SAUSAGE PIZZA AMIRITE BRUH?

>>38400985
you are going to get greese all over my fax fuzzy leather easy chair Chad.
>>38401588
the image is objectively gay and your are straight.

>>38400985
>eating in bed

Absolutely disgusting.

He looks like hes from cali. Of you are too then join this comfy server. Outside cali is welcome too. gA8kTTP

>>38401417
Fucking hell I need to impregnate this woman

>>38401417
>Papa John's.

BEGONE THOT. Dominos or end your life.

>>38403588
>not eating at a local pizzeria.
Kill yourself poor ghetto trash

>>38401417
Refinish that floor. What are you, some kind of fucking animal?

>>38403709
Local pizzaria doesn't have that good good parmesan white sauce and garlic crust.

>>38401417
>Leaving the crust
>Leaving a half eaten pizza in the box
Get out of my house