> OK class, let's go around and everybody tell us something interesting about themselves.
>9th grade
>English teacher has us fill out some paper day one with stuff like interests quirks important things she needs to know etc.
>Tells us it'll just be read by her later so she can understand us
>Once we finish she tells us she lied and we have to read ours in front of the class
>Tfw wrote about how I was depressed, alone, and wanted a quiet desk in the corner because I had crippling anxiety
First betrayel of high school within record time of minutes
>Go up
>Mumble something about liking music
>Sit down
She ended up putting me in the front
I once, when I was a horny teenager and alone on the weekend, jerked off 9 times in a 24 hour period.
>>38400883
Only managed 3 times. Did it hurt?
I can't get off with anyone in real life anymore because I only get off to "forbidden" stuff and normally jerk off while watching 3 or 4 videos at the same time
>>38400758
It doesn't get better, I've had to do this at work when they do training seminars
>>38400758
>never broken a bone
>I can smell colors
>I'm a dude and I really like riot grrl bands
There's three. You don't really have to overthink this one.
>all right, now split off into groups
>>38400758
Um one time my family had a christmas party and I got a blowjob from an older boy scout mom.
I'm anon I spent all summer I spent working 3 days a week and smoking weed.
I have no friends all I find comfort in is in weed and shoegaze
I can't even try dxm because of ssri's.
That's it.