>tfw just found my teenage sister's whore bucket list

>>38400302
You're way too slow dude. I've seen this picture about 3 times already today. I expect fresher bait.

>>38400302
>artsy 4th of july
PROUD PATRIOT

Lmao "go ape"?!?!?


C O A L B U R N E R

>get drunk all the time
if i had a summer bucket list that would probably be it

Get a poop hickey?
What the actual fuck?
Bait or not this sickens me.

bit late for a summer bucket list desu

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>>38400484
boob

Ran out of space to make a long enough line on the first b, but the second one is definitely a b.

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>>38400302
fuck you're sister anon you should seriously concider KILLING her and i mean it she is usless she will grow up go to college fuck a few guys and then settle for a beta male provider and fuck everybody else over then she will be one of those bitchy housewives who lives in the nice part of town poping pills and drinking wine all day seriously you should probably kill her

>>38400302
>wants to spend a significant amount of time in nature
>wants to learn how to cook
>wants to be handy around the house
>wants to have a social life
>wants to become sexually active
Nigga she hasn't even checked off the "have sex" or "blowjob" box yet. Your sister sounds like a relatively wholesome normie. Don't be mad that she got the good genes.
What's her number? :^)

>>38401218
kill yourself

uiikluulil

>>38401254
>can't even come up with a unique way to tell someone to an hero
You share a tier with people who come up with usernames like xXxLoNeWoLf12SaSuKexXx.

OP fuck your sister

>>38400302
Post yours. Oh? Don't have one? If you did would it have anything other than
>fap to traps
>shitpost constantly
on it?

>>38401412
>fap to traps
>shitpost constantly
>organize my laundry so I don't skin my dick on crusty jizz socks
>pretend to love my mommy so she keeps washing my jizz socks
>write erotic fanfiction about chad
>masturbate to the thought of stacies being mean to me
>squeeze more ramen and bad dragon money out of business men I've blackmailed using pictures of my sister when she was a preteen
>furiously attempt to tenderize my beef-jerky textured 3 inch dick to the thought of ending myself
>ejaculate half a bottlecap's worth of blood tinged cum
>cry into my pillow until I fall asleep while listening to my qt teenage sister giggle while she's playing LoL/Overwatch while joyfully chatting to her male friends that I want to body snatch.

Girls are even more shallow than i could have imagined. Thats actually scary

>>38400302
You should punish her anon
>buy 7 bikinis
what the fuck is doing that involves 7 bikinis

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>Go Ape
Kek

>>38400302
Use the list to take her on dates that meet the list criteria.
Help pay for those things she wants.
Have her slowly fall in love with you.
She completes the sexual parts of the list with you.

She stays pure and you get the most loyal partner a man could ask for.

DO IT OP!

>>38400302
You guys do realize that "go ape" doesn't mean "fuck niggers" right?

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>>38401036
>IT'S ALREADY A MONTH INTO SUMMER
WHERE DID IT GO ANON?

>>38402167
It obviously means "go apeshit".
Too many robots are just joking about it ironically or have a BBC cuck fetish.

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>>38402167
no shit really? you have blown our mind...

>>38400302

This post is counterfeit and homosexual

>>38400302

>have sex

Boy, something tells me she's not going to have a lot of issues crossing off that one!

(maybe it's something to do with living life on easy mode).

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>>38400302
>teenage woman in 2017
>writing a list on paper instead of twitter or some shit to get her fill of attention

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