Sad Rhymes

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>You've hit yet another new low
>She fucks 20 guys in a row

>Your problems on 4chan you continue to crow
>She opens her legs for ten cents a throw

>You graduated college, got your dream job, and got a dog, too
>Meanwhile your younger brother in high school lost his virginity before (You)

> And you don't seem the lying kind.
> A shame I can read your mind.

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>>38399932
>Unemployed, there's no other path to take
>Except to speak with the manager and give a firm handshake

>I do recognise the who inside the mirror.
>That is if I could find that terror

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Come with me
And you'll be
In a world of sad abominations
Take a look
And you'll see
Forgotten souls stuck in damnation

Lend your ear
And you'll hear
Bitter cries
Calling out in desperation
They'll recieve
No form of
Vindication

If you want to view paradise
Put the gun to your head and do it
What is there to lose, so screw it
You only get one shot
And you blew it

There is no
Life I know
For which I can find the motivation
The only way
You'll be free
Is if you cease to be

>She sees a single line and marvels at her luck
>You pen crappy rhymes about being a cuck

>She calls you up and you buy her a rubber
>Waiting in line, you start to blubber