What are the extraterrestrial civilizations doing right now?

>>38398912
nothing, aliens dont exist

>>38398912

They are ayyy lmaoing at people like
>>38398984

>>38398984
That's pretty ridiculous. Do you know how large the universe is and how small and randomly located our planet is relative to it?

>>38398997
Doesn't mean they definitely exist

anyone who thinks aliens exists is an idiot. if they existed then they would have come meet us already.

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>>38398997
no please explain my mind is so tiny i cant comprehend

>>38398912
Probably trapped within their own solar systems

>muh fermi paradox
here's a better solution: aliens probably exist, but interstellar space travel is just science fiction.

>>38399025
Maybe they can't?

Nigger

>>38399014
It means it's pretty ridiculous to assume they don't exist. You would need to come up with an explanation for how that would even work. Just our solar system alone is 36 billion times the size of our planet. The local group our solar system is in is 5 million times the size of our solar system. The virgo supercluster is 11 times larger than that local group. The pisces-cetus supercluster is 12 times larger than the virgo supercluster. The observable universe is 10 times larger than the pisces-cetus supercluster. That makes the observable universe 1.9 X 10^22 times as large as our own planet. And in 13.82 billion years' time you don't think anywhere in that scope of 1.9 X 10^22 Earths' worth of space that life has ever emerged except here, in the middle of nowhere, on this particular rock, just because?

>>38398912
Probably shitposting among us

>>38399097
yeah well aliens have ufos in movies right? if they existed actually, then they would come in their ufos to greet us. they wouldn't be stupid

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>>38398912
Masturbating vigorously.

It's a universal principal. Everything in existence is due to something physical or metaphysical masturbating. A higher lifeform's jizz is all everything ever is. Everything is cum. Once you have obtained this information, you begin to question the wurld around you at scales normie scum can't perceive. Take the blue pill and go back to the life you've lived up until this point...

Or take the red pill, and take a journey down into this rabbit hole/bukkake jizz pit.

>>38399102
It's ridiculous to assume either way

>>38399132
No, it's way more ridiculous to assume one way than the other. The evidence isn't equal for either position.

We wont find any aliens during my lifetime. Feels shitty

>>38399132
If it happened here, why not anywhere else?

>>38398912

Now? They're sleeping.

You can get far more computation per uint of energy in the far future, where everything has cooled off. They're dormant, waiting for the optimal time to start back up, so they can have the most operational time possible.

There is a risk that they check in with the state of the universe from time to time, and eliminate any upstarts that are using up the energy supply too fast.

https://arxiv.org/pdf/1705.03394.pdf

>>38399203
It sounds like he's an empiricism-fag and won't believe anything unless an instance of it is actually observed.

aliens are reddit-tier

only fedoras believe in aliens

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>>38399210
>eliminate any upstarts that are using up the energy supply too fast.

Don't worry, boys.

I got this.

Whenever I look at the night sky I assume another battle is happening between the Gorgon army and the galactic assembly

>>38399269
Your mom literally hosts an alien abductee website.

Shut up, fgt.

>>38399102
We don't know exactly what causes life to form, until we do the size of things doesn't matter. Of course, as soon as we find life out of our solar system all bets are off and the assumption that ayy lmaos are jerking it to alien hentai is likely to be true.

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>>38399384
>We don't know exactly what causes life to form
>We

Speak fo' yourself, gayboii. I've CLEARLY stated in penmanship what exactly causes all life and un-life to form.

Jizz.

>>38398912
Cucking you

>>38399384
>We don't know exactly what causes life to form, until we do the size of things doesn't matter.
You're conflating not having perfect knowledge with not having any knowledge. And I don't know of any possible scenario where the size of things wouldn't matter.

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>>38399459
>And I don't know of any possible scenario where the size of things wouldn't matter.

Neither does your mum xd

>>38399056
basically scientists have noticed that space between objects in space and some other shit i'm pretty sure and they've come to the conclusion that *currently* our universe is expanding.
That, and the universe as is is pretty fucking bug. Our galaxy alone is about 100,000 light years in diameter, which means that if light were to travel from 1 part to the other, it would take 100,000 years (light is the fastest thing in the universe that we know about).

>>38399025
its possible that we have such different technologies that we haven't been able to even see each other yet. I saw a video that described it as "if you were a monkey and wanted to talk to other, much smarter moneys, how would you comunicate? Probably scream, throw shit, then give up"
There is a possibility that (since the universe is so old) there is a civilization so advanced that it sends out thees waves that we don't have the technology to detect.

aliens aren't real. we live in a matrix computer simulation. ever wonder why we dont go into outer space? its because it walls off pretty close to earth. thats why

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>>38399443
We are all starjizz.

>>38399132
nah, you're just ridiculous

>>38399519
whos running the simulation anon?

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>>38399545
It's running itself.

>>38399562
Then who made it? What is it running on?

>>38399591
It made itself. It's running on itself.

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>>38399125

What did I just read and why am I laughing at the clarity in this for some reason?

>>38399545

It's simulations all the way up.

>>38399603
Is there anyone outside of the simulation? What was life like before it? Was there intelligent life?
>>38399640
Whats base reality? Whats it like?

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>>38399640
damn I've just been thinking about this and came to a similar conclusion

If
1. consciousness can be created by machines, just like by cellular organisms
2. near-infinite computational capacities required to simulate all of the Universe can exist

then there could theoretically be million of simulations meaning the chances of any given consciousness being generated by a machine is million times more likely than it being by a naturally occurring organism in the real Universe. which means we're probably in a simulation. which also means the Universe that's simulating us is probably in a simulation too for the same reason and etc.

Where does it end? Is there a real Universe at the top that contains and infinite chain of simulated Universes within simulated Universes that stretches on forever?
I am become elon musk

>>38399992
>there could theoretically be million of simulations meaning the chances of any given consciousness being generated by a machine is million times more likely than it being by a naturally occurring organism in the real Universe.
theres a big scientific paper written on this exact thing. you can find it online

>>38398984
>being this fucking stupid
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GepJ6RflFv4

>>38401500
I'm honestly surprised anyone unironically disbelieves in the existence of extraterrestrial life.

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>somewhere out there there's a alien feeling a feel of no gf

Having sex because retarded porn addicts say its the meaning of life.

>>38398912
Building shitty dyson spheres on KIC 8462852