*Saves you money and satisfies your hunger*

Look at that its like 90% bread. Id rather pay 10 dollars for a real pizza.

>>38398923
You don't like bread? :'(

>>38398883

This is the best chain pizza. The rest are terrible.

>>38398883
This post has encouraged me to go to the gym and run off 600 calories. A tout l'heure, mes robots :3

>>38398965
Terrible opinion. Little casears is literally the worst. Papa johns is the only good one

>>38398883
>contributes to clogged arteries, oily skin, lactose intolerance, and constipation
>yum!!!

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>>38399150
>eating cheese makes you lactose-intolerant
the only thing i'm intolerant of is retards like you

potatoes
>bake em
>fry em

rice n beans
>filling
>good protein
>farts smell like mexicans

>>38398883
LC, and Round Table (if you don't mind spending more), a good.

>>38399018
This post has discouraged me from eating instant noodles again. Lorem ipsum, moi robots :|

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>>38398883

*saves you money and satisfies your hunger in a multitude of ways in varying healthy options*

>>38398883
This looks like shit. Literally bread with cheese. Why can't americans into pizza

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>>38398883
I like little caesars, but i'm a cheapofag

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>>38398883
>ask for hot & ready pizza
*BLOCKS YOUR PATH*
>we never have any lol
>have wait in cramped room with drunk poorfags for stoner stacey to make my pizza
>get undercooked doughy pizza
I keep falling for the little caesars meme.

little cesers is the best. my mom always brings home a couple boxes and ill usually eat a whole pizza by myself. my mom usually will come to my room and call me a fat fuck but in a lovey mom-son kind of way. they only thing is that my keyboard is totally covered in grease from eating so much pizza over the years. sometimes my fingers will slip right off the keys and dont get me started with the smell. anyone know of a good cleaning method?

>>38399354
Just call ahead senpai

>>38399354
A nice girl works at my little ceasers. Somehow I walk all over her, I come off as socially adept, Jesus, I thought I was awkward. She's hecka cute.

WOULD YOU LIKE TO HAVE YOUR PIZZA WITH EXTRA CHEESE AND EXTRA PEPPERONI FOR ONLY A DOLLAR MORE

>>38399059
Dominos is improving, to be fair Anon

>>38399059

Seriously? Papa John's barely even cooks their pizza. Somehow their pizza is raw.

>>38399478
>A nice girl works at my little ceasers

100% he's talking about a Mexican girl

>>38399711
what the heck dude. why do you have to bring up race?

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>eating cheap, chain restaurant pizza
>not eating local, hometown pizza shop pizza

i've been on a diet for 2 weeks and i already miss pizza so much.

slim/normal people are so lucky. most of them don't have more discipline than me. they just don't crave unhealthy food like i do.

All of the big chains are shit. Little Caesar's is one of the worst though. Greasy heat lamp gas station pizza is better than that garbage.

>>38399853
do you eat unhealthy food because you like it or because it is easy?

>>38399853
We crave it exactly as much as you lardos, we just don't keep shoving it in our face after it starts hurting. Fat people are so lucky, they can easily be a normal weight but don't want to be. Try being underweight and struggling to gain it. Fat "people" live life on easy mode.

>>38399613
Gotta order papa johns well-done and light on the tomato sauce. Their online and app ordering is great so I don't have to send spaghetti through the telephone lines.

>>38399906
both.

>>38399913
it doesn't "start hurting" for me though.
>Try being underweight and struggling to gain it.
i wish man. i wish i could do that. my one and only friend has this problem and i envy him.

>>38398965
Dominos is pretty good as well.

>>38399018
lel, anorexic attention whore got triggered.

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>>38399767
>eating out for pizza
>not making your own for cheap
shiggy

>>38399285
Yurocuck pizza is the worst in the world, I refuse to even call it pizza.America is the only country on the planet that makes pizza. This is fact.

>>38399767

There are none in my area. I live in the middle of fucking nowhere in an interstate stopoff town (whatever those are actually called), so all we have nearby for restaurants is the same old boring big chains. I have to go ~45 minutes out of my way to the closest real city for decent food.

>>38398883
>shitposting
why anon

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>>38399967
>both

Not everything in life is easy. Take a stance against yourself and avoid shitty, unhealthy food. I'm pulling for you. We're all in this together.

>>38399184
Not him but during my 4 college years, I ate pizza 3-5 times a week and developed lactose intolerance.

>>38400113
i'll succeed in losing the weight as i've done twice before. the problem for me is that i don't keep it off.

>>38400131
I am Hitler and drank water my whole life, like a few times a day then developed jew intolerance. It can only be the water because nothing else explains it.

>>38400182
wrong, Hitler is dead and there's no way I would even post on a board like /r9k/

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>>38400146
Well i'm similar I have trouble keeping up with the diet. My only recommendation is that you should keep up with it, because otherwise I will be very upset with you. And everyone knows the opinion of random robots from /r9k means a lot. You wouldn't want to seem like a normie would you?

>>38400131
Did you ever consider that maybe since it's a genetic condition and that you were born with it? Maybe you never noticed being intolerant of lactose until you tried lactose. Saying pizza caused it is like saying that reading in English makes you forget English.

Egg Nightmare
2 eggs
2 breakfast sausages
two slices of bacon
quarter cup of milk
small onion
one potato
salt
pepper
oil
shredded cheese (optional)

Finely chopped onion and potato. Fry with the oil together in a frying pan until potato is starting to turn golden. Put aside.

Chop sausage and bacon into bits. Fry on same pan until ready. Put aside.

Scramble the eggs, milk and spices. Pour into pan. Put stove on low heat. After 30 seconds, spread veggies, meat and cheese on top of the egg mass. Make sure the edges don't stick. Put a lid over the frying pan and let simmer on low heat for 4-5 minutes.

Serve with your favorite sauce.

About $2. If you're a light eater, then it's about two meals right there.

Even robots should learn how to cook simple meals.

>>38400271
I grew up eating a lot of dairy. I would often have pizza, cereal and yogurt as a kid. If not over eating it, I'm not sure what else could have caused it.

>>38400300
In that case it's because you ate so much cereal. Wheat, rye, oats, barley, etc. is full of lactose and definitely caused it.

>>38398965
>what is dions

>>38400333
It's hard to tell. I just took an allergy test because I was per-disposed to being allergic to random shit and wanted to have a full list of foods to avoid after seadfood nearly killed some guy at a restaurant I visited. Turns out I was allergic to a bunch of stuff. On a scale of 1 to 6, I was a 4.7 to dairy. I was clear on fruits and veggies for the most part but I already knew I was also allergic to eggs and I was glutten sensitive.

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>>38398965
>>38399059

Papa Johns is the best overall, but Little Caesars is the best for the price.

>>38399998
Skinnyfat couch potato, more like eue

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*tastes exquisite and feeds you with a fuckton of easy calories and proteins at a fair price*

>>38398883
Little Caesar's isn't the best quality pizza available, but Jesus it saved my ass when I was dirt poor. Seriously, there was a period of like 10 or 12 months where I was eating nothing but Little Caesars for every mean every day because I could not afford anything else.

I'll probably never eat Little Caesar's again because of this, but god damn it's cheap.

>>38401301
>tastes exquisite
said Anon, totally unaware of the fact that In-N-Out exists

>>38401301
>it's not Burger King
Endyourlife

>>38401301
I don't understand burgers without lettuce and tomatoes. Like, what's the point?

>>38401303
How much does it cost?

Not murrikan here.

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*SATISFIES THE CRAVE*
WTF I feel good now!

>>38401538
1 large pepperoni pizza costs $5. deep dish is $8 but it's a lot more filling, despite being significantly smaller (it's super thick and dense as fuck).
also, free bread sticks and soda

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>>38401301
>not big tasty
>>38398883
pic related

>>38401769
Holy shit that is cheap.

>>38401857
Yeah, they tend to put more Little Caesars in poor neighborhoods but I'm starting to see more of them pop up in nice little suburbs and tight urban areas.

The only problem is that the $5 pizza is mostly only available in pepperoni or cheese. You can order other things like bacon and sausage but the whole point of LC is that you walk in and out in less than a minute, so the pizza is pretty much just sitting there in a heat chamber all day, waiting to be picked up.
This means, depending on when you buy the pizza, if it's not a custom order, it's not going to be very good. Sometimes it might be delicious, but sometimes it also might be dry and bland. It's a mixed bag.

If you order anything other than pepperoni or cheese, you have to wait about 18 minutes for them to actually make it, not microwave it.

>>38401769
FREE breadsticks and soda? Where the fuck do you live?

I'm ashamed to admit this but I've eaten Little C's in several different states over the past decade. I've never seen free bread sticks or soda.

>>38402148
Arizona. They do it all the time here.

>>38399767
Most local pizza shops charge a fuckton for pizza.

>>38398965

Outright horrible. The only reason LC is worth buying is the price. In terms of quality they get blown out by pretty much anyone including Jet's, Dominos since their image makeover, even Papa Johns. LC is just like ketchup on cardboard.

I will admit LC is better than Pizza Hut, though.

>>38402299
yeah but it's really fucking good pizza

>>38402302
Papa Johns is so fucking good holy shit.
Domino's is good but their crust is overseasoned to the point where every single time I eat any of their pizza it literally melts the skin off the the roof of my mouth. Very unpleasant.

Pizza Hut is really good but it's too rich and leaves me with horrible diarrhea. Taste-wise, it blows the fuck out of LC desu

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>>38398883
Damn it now I'm hungry for little Caesars, thanks a lot anon.

Little Caesars makes me constipated.

>>38401370
>liking burger king
Reviewbrah is coming for you, faggot.

>>38402666
I think my digestive system somehow evolved to deal specifically with Little Caesars

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$5 for "good" chain pizza litterally can't be beat.

>>38400209
*Sweats Eternally*

>dipping pizza in sauce
I didn't know this was a thing until recently. Fucking Americans I swear.

>>38405132
that's cheese bread you retarded euro

>>38405161
>cheese bread
That's even worse. What the fuck.

>>38398883
>Ordering food
>saving money

Kek, you can make better food far cheaper.

>>38405170
no it isn't dude, that's how you're supposed to eat it. do you just eat your cheese bread without dipping it in anything?

>>38405309
I've never eaten cheese bread at all, just regular pizza.

>>38398883
*makes it to where i can't eat pizza for at least a month by paying a few bucks less for pizza*

>>38398923
>bread
It's not even bread. Pretty sure it's 90% pressed cardboard with wheat flavoring.
>>38398883
>satisfies your hungry
Yeah but no. Start working out and your realize of empty that food is.