Have you come to know Jesus Christ? What are you waiting for

Christian here, please stop prostitutizing people will find faith when they need it.
Walk the walk don't talk others into walking it for your own self fulfillment.

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My dad works for God and he said that if you enter this special code into Minecraft you can play as MARIO

>>38398123
There's nothing wrong with preaching the gospel. In no way am I prostituting. Sometimes I just feel like talking about my faith. I'm not shoving it down anyone's throat. I know that everyone comes to the lord in their own way

God bless senpai

>>38398067
This same christfaggot keeps making the same shitty threads over and fucking over.

Nobody cares about the sky rapist you retard

>>38398067
No thanks b, I got better things to do, like burning in hell

>>38398123
Proselytizing is probably the word you're looking for, anon.

Also how can someone convert if they have never been told the message of the Christ? It cannot come from TV or a billboard, it must come from a person.

>>38398213
Different person actually

You're free to just ignore it and post in some other thread if you want

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>>38398213
Also this OP isn't me, anon. I'm the usual /Christian/ poster.

Why are you so hostile to the Christ? Would it burn you so much to be brought into the light?

Anon you got to speak to them in wordly terms if you want to get through to them. They think we christians believe in God based on nothing, no signs or anything. They aren't aware of the supernatural signs and things God does for us.

1 Corinthians 3:1: Dear brothers and sisters, when I was with you I couldn't talk to you as I would to spiritual people. I had to talk as though you belonged to this world or as though you were infants in the Christian life.

They don't understand your terms or the world of light and energy that God lives in.

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Is God watching me fap???

>>38398283
I guess they'll never appreciate the grace that the Holy Spirit sometimes lends to a man when he needs it.

>>38398304
Yes, but God never said a word about masturbation so I think you're good to go.

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>>38398330
>Yes, but God never said a word about masturbation so I think you're good to go.
Nice. S-So what is God doing while watching me fap?

>>38398267
No one cares stupid tripfag.

>>38398304
>masturb
Masturbating is sexual immorality. In the bible it says do not lust over women who aren't yours(porn) and God killed a Jew(who is held to a higher standard than non-Jews because he lived in a holy land) for spilling his seed.

But yes every time you commit sexuality immorality there are beings of energy that observe every action that a human commits. How else does karma come into the world if no one saw what wrongs you were doing?

>>38398342
Beats me. Probably being more concerned with continuing to be the foundation for existence.

>>38398345
My bad. I forgot trips carry from one thread to another unless you manually drop them.

>>38398237
Spell check messed that up that's for the clarification.
If you live in the west you know about the cornerstone of faith that is Christianity.
Acts of love do a lot better then posting stuff online. I will answer questions of faith when asked but usually I just show my faith through acts of charity.
Find usually when people preach they don't do enough for their fellow man.

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>>38398375
>every time you commit sexuality immorality there are beings of energy that observe every action that a human commits. How else does karma come into the world if no one saw what wrongs you were doing?
S-So what are these energy beings doing whilst watching me fap?

>>38398388
I dunnnooooo anon, if God knows everything, then I'm being watched while I fap. That's pretty lewd desu. D-Do you think I'll be punished?

>>38398375
God didn't waste Onad or whatever his name was for "spilling his seed." Onad got his ass roasted by the Lord for refusing the direct order to nut inside the girl.

If God made himself personally known to you and gave you one direct order would you challenge his authority?

>>38398393
Posting stuff here is an act, perhaps even a good work, anon. After all, it is the sick who need a physician and those here are often very unwell.

>>38398428
Watching people? You think you are funny anon aren't you. You won't be laughing when you are below the Earth in caverns of fire and magma being burned alive.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EKmSf-7Nd-M

>>38398428
I'm pretty sure that you'll be okay. Fapping most likely isn't a sin from what we know. I'd be more concerned about the rest of what you do.

>>38398448
Naa, let's be real your just urinating in a sea of urination when you post on these boards.
But I do suggest anons who are lonely go to church, any really, let's you get involved in the community, helps your job prospects, and might meet a good wife.

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>>38398485
Nani? I'm not being funny. W-What are the beings doing while watching me?

a-are they planning on punishing me????

>>38398503
B-But I was told that God-chan is going to bend me over Her knee and swat my disobedient butt!! Is this going to happen?????

>>38398485
Come on that scar tactic only works on the simple minded. If you only serve the lord out of fear then you are not serving the lord in the way our Savior intended.

>>38398511
Pretty sure I'd just be shitting into a sea of shit if I went outside too, anon.

Where's the harm in it? Besides, visit your brother in prison and all that. A lot of people here are in their own little prison made of misery.

>>38398540
No, that's not what's going to happen. Besides, you'll never see the face of God unless you pretend to the Son of Man, anon. Have you repented yet?

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>>38398573
>>No, that's not what's going to happen. Besides, you'll never see the face of God unless you pretend to the Son of Man
N-Nani!?? God-chan has a Son??! I'm going to be double teamed!? I've been training my boihol to recieve Her holy punishment, but I I don't know how I can handle an actual boi

>Have you repented yet?
For what?

>>38398573
That is a fair point. I can see where you are coming from.

>>38398612
You may need God the most of us all, anon. I can only hope your weird lewdness subsides someday.

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>>38398540
Whatever you say anon, your time is coming near. People like you won't exist on Earth for much longer. You will be forced into hell underground and be tormented there.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-1IIUcNI0cw

>>38398646
Damnit, Brimstone-anon, do you have to keep using the most negative material you can find?

It is much better for us to engage the gentiles with positivity than negative material.

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>>38398645
>You may need God the most of us all, anon.

I-I'm only trying to be a good boy. I didn't do anything wrong yet.

>I can only hope your weird lewdness subsides someday.
God-chan made me this way to be her slave. Why would it go away???

>>38398646
>People like you
Who is that?

>You will be forced into hell underground and be tormented there.
N-NANI!?? A-Are they gonna whip me? Ride my lewd face until I am drenched in their holy juices????

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>>38398067
Big Boss died for the sins of the father

>>38398067
God isn't real, idiot. You only 'feel' and 'know' God is real because Christianity's popular right now. If we lived in ancient Greece you would 'feel' and 'know' Zeus is real, because God hadn't been invented yet.

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Sure, I could be worshipping a god that MIGHT exist among millions of other gods, or I could be party rockin'

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>>38398724
That's a pretty good picture right there, anon. I like it.

>>38398727
This image was probably made just for you. You'll never feel the grace of God in your sails unless you repent and approach the Christ, anon. What have you to lose by doing so?

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>>38398836
>claims he'll be party rockin' harder than the God that turned water to wine for men

Hrm.

>>38398841
>You'll never feel the grace of Allah unless you repent and accept him. What have you got to lose?
Idiot.

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>>38398861
>implying desert god can party rock harder than Dionysus, literal god of wine.

SORRY FOR PARTY ROCKIN'
Oh wait, I'm not

>>38398841
You have nothing to lose by PARTY ROCKIN' anon