>roommates having loud sex What's a virgin to do?

>>38397989
Knock on their door and ask if they need a helping hand.

>>38398006
>Yes, could you turn the lights on Anon and then fuck off?

>>38397989
Offer to fuck the girl and let your roommate watch

>>38398036
This. It might work if she is just some bar whore.

>>38397989
Start masturbating even louder.

Throw on some loud porn.

>>38397989
This horrifies me. One of the reasons I dont move out.

Your roommate should have some common decency and do it in the car or something

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>>38397989
Blast pumped up kicks or SCOTLAND FOREVER looped

>pumped up kicks max volume
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bR-s4ReIxJo

>SCOTLAND FOREVER MAX VOLUME ON LOOP
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ciPu4DnKBuM

>>38397989
Moan louder than them

No seriously, do it and post reactions from them

>>38397989
Blast some hentai

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>>38397989
Just leave them alone, man. It's his place too, you should give him his privacy. Bring it up later if it bothered you so much.

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>>38397989
Blast music to drown out the noise

>>38398347
Fuck off you disgusting normie piece of shit

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>>38398394
I'm not a normie, I'm a khv like you fags. I just know how to be a decent person.

>>38397989
That their cue for you to join in dumbass. Clearly they want it, and if they don't they will by how alpha you're being and shit.

>>38398367
source?
I always listen to music when my roommate bangs someone.

>>38397989
blast bloodhound gang bad touch

>>38398413
>I just know how to be a decent person.
Imagine if you were dying of hunger while someone is enjoyning the meal of meals in front of you. That's how op must be feeling.

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OP here

I'm listening to the Pokemon FRLG OST on Youtube, with headphones. Thinking about my childhood always calms my autism. I'll never have a connection with another human being anyway. Every noise coming from the adjacent rooms only enforces that in my mind. My stomach hurts

I don't want to do anything to make my roommate to be mad at me, I'm afraid of him dunking my toothbrush in the toilet or something

>t. beta

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>>38398465
Netsuzou Trap. It's good if you like yuri. Anime adaptation just started airing.

It's got some feels. A guy gets NTR'd though by a girl

Take a really loud poop and be really loud while doing it, i.e. saying shit like "oh god" so they can hear it while you're doing it

>>38398586
ah yes i downloaded the first ep a while ago. thanks Anonski

>>38398544
It's not OPs's roommate's problem though. We're on our own with this shit. I have to listen to my neighbors all the time.