> anon whatchu waitin fo? > spit a verse, nig

My names DJ Pepe
And I'm here say
I fap to traps
But I'm not gay

IVE NEVER SEEN A VAG
PLAY WITH MY BALLS THROUGH MY POCKET
SAY IM NOT A HOMO
BUT I LICK CHADS CUM UP
PUT MY DICK IN A LIGHT SOCKET

>>38397849
Imma whack emcee
And im here to say
Ill spit mad rhymes
like Dr. Dre

I post in this thread even though it's failing
Reheating leftovers that's smooth sailing
Can't afford petrol to fuel my ride
Now how I will commit suicide?

>>38397849
im a white boy faggot
sucked on my mammas tits too much
I masterbait a bunch
imma eat all your lunch
I need dat food for my fat ass

Uhh.. sure
Gonna go in a bit
Wait for it
Wait for it
Wait for i-
STRAIGHT OUTTA ARCANINE
CRAZY MOTHEFUCKER NAMED ANON
FROM A GANG CALLED VIRGINS WITH ATTITUDES
WHEN I'M CALLED OFF
I GOT A MEME POST
CLICK THE MOUSE AND (YOU)'S ARE HAULED OFF
NO WOMAN'S GONNA WANNA TOUCH MY DICK
THE MODS ARE GONNA HAFTA COME AND GET ME
TWO MONTH BAN, THATS HOW I'M GOING OUT
FOR THE PUNK JANITORS THAT'S SHOWING OUT
ROASTIES START TO MUMBLE THEY WANNA RUMBLE
RUIN THEIR THREADS AND COOK EM UP LIKE GUMBO
GOING OFF ON A """FEMBOT""" LIKE THAT
WITH A CAPTCHA THAT'S POINTED AT YOUR THREAD
SO GIVE IT UP SMOOTH
AIN'T NO TELLLIN WHEN I'M GOING FOR A JACK MOVE
HERE'S A MURDER RAP TO KEEP YOU FOOLEY'
WITH A CRIME RECORD LIKE CHRIS POOLEY
DON'T MAKE ME ACT THE MOTHERFUCKING TOOL
ME YOU CAN GO TOE TO TOE, NO MAYBE
I'M KNOCKING ROASTIES MONTHLY AND YEARLY
UNTIL THEM DUMB ATTENTION WHORES SEE CLEARLY
THAT I'M DOWN WITH THE CAPITAL ARR-NINE-KAY
BOY YOU DON'T FUCK ME DICK
SO WHEN I'M IN YOUR THREAD POSTING, YOU BETTER DUCK
COZ ANON IS CRAZY AS FUCK
BUT WHEN I COME BACK, GOY I'M COMING STRAIGHT OUT ARR-NINE-KAY

ALL THE OTHER YIDS WITH THEIR CHOPPED UP DICKS

>>38397849
Yo
uh huh
elliot rodger was a real nigga
died in his BMW pullin triggas
killed a couple shitty roasties
and he was an alright guy mostly

I kick back at a bitch house on bitch couch wit my dick all in this nigga bitch mouth

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sleeping in my mess once again
and i just don't understand why i aint got frens
i don't think it's gay if i like a trap
but i think old uncle pence would still gimme a zap
i've been alone for 10 long years
and don't nothing stop the pain like a couple of beers

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>>38397849
N n-n niggur p-pleuse
*autistic shriek-laugh*

Elliot was a chad yo fuck that bitch
Good facial aesthetics and fuckin rich
Seduced bots away from the black pill
Taught them happiness came from the kill
Elliot you fuck you listen here
There's no happiness anywhere
Killing roasties ain't mean shit
Life will still make YOU the bitch

>>38397849
I HATE FUCKING NIGGERS


NIGGERS SUUUCKK DICK

Hitler was a sensitive man
Him and Japan
Animes and gassing jays

Hitler was a sensual man
Him and Eva
Bang in the bunker

>>38398024
>>38398071
>>38398104
>>38398109
>>38398133
These were shit.

>>38397962
This was okay

>>38398083
>>38398189
>>38398210
These were good.

I ain't here to do smack
I'm gonna do wack
Fuck the teachers
I'll reach her
Over her desk and fuck her till she wanna eat cha

>>38397849
Uh, uhh.. Uh....

I WANT TWO NUMBAH NINES
A NUMBAH NINE LARGE
AND DON'T FORGET, TO GIVE ME THAT SIX WITH EXTRA DIP
(WITH EXTRA DIP)
THROW IN A NUMBAH SEVEN,
A TRUMP WITH CHEESE AND ONE WITHOUT
WASHING DOWN THIS BITCH WITH A LARGE SODA

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>>38398548
AHHHHH
>that shit was fire
>now it's time to get dire
>it's commin at you like the big bad wolf
>get on all fours it's time to dewolf
>You
>tossin it back
>I wanna numba 10 without sauce
>don't chu know i'm the muthafuckin boss.
>yabba dabba doo, what it finna mean to you?

>>38397849
I'm a hip, fly
virginal guy
i ain't got a hobby
but I'm tryin to die

waste the morning on my anime
and the evening's filled with fap
isolation's turned me gay
and I wanna be a trap

it's all good though
when you're on the govvie check
every month they give me dough
just for fappin at my desk

oh sure, i hate chad
but one good thing he does do
when through his yearly tax
he pays for my food

you see its pretty nice
that is, the robo life
from taping up my windows
to caging all my disks
they'll put the pedo to the metal
if they see my pics of kids
im a cyber epicurus
with a taste for the dangerous
if they saw the bytes i have
I'm sure that they'd be furious

always on r9k shitposting in the worst way
you post a thread and you think you're OK
until one day you might end up bad,
locked up tight like my nigga mad thad
janitors ban often like unpaid Stalin
In the 2k better watch what you say
around NSA you gotta behave
They inform the admins and get to askin'
"who is this nigga, and where's he laxin?"
"why don't we just go, out and grab him?"
then they catch you, with your gentoo
you got played, and they still pwned you
they collect the bounty, and send you to county
get stuck with a shiv, and dumped in the riv'
you had to be a skid, who can't code for shit
now your girl on the street, and sucking a dick
niggas recognize anon, don't play that shit
I know where you live, and I have a sharp stick
I won't hesitate, to roll on a snitch
when the hotpocket's done, no one there to eat it

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I won't deny it, I'm a straight autist you don't wanna fuck with me, got the doxers looking for me, but you can't do nothin to a NEET

So many computer chair stains
wile playing PC games
life ain't easy as it seems
looking at memes is killing my dreams

was born short and ugly
insecure and scared of the bad public
my depressed attitude is fug it
robots motherfucking love it

to be a normie, must contain power level at ease
norm life is complicated only what you make it to be

my ambitionz as a twenty fiver
is to catch a qt and ask what numbers to dial

then spit some game in her ears "hows the weather though"
she gets scooped up by chad because I'm very broke

I'm eating some bomb as tendies feeling crucial
from Cyborg to robot the feeling's mutual

From trollin the forms
to electing a frog poster with orange makeup
I ain't got time for these roasties
these holes try to b8 us

I'm on a feel ticket mission so I'm wishing ,
want a gf, /fit/got me ripped on that sticky they stressin

company comes,I'm going to hide though, piss in jugs like it's mandatory
no TP no glory, these normies got the game distorted

Now it's on, and it's on because i said so
can't trust these bitches so I put on the Wizz robe

Not these attention hungry bitches gettin suspicious
plotting and planning on schemes to come trick us

But neet niggas be on point and game tight
Me and robots ran out roasties and normies the same night

now surpassed the need for vagina
pay attention to my ambitions as a past twenty fivea

>>38399129
Why are people like you allowed to live?

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Al-d, demo and dj screw. We got another screwhead among us.

that nigga big ass moe chillin wit ma potna named demo it's on his birthday we comin thruu

Aw shit its DJ Screw and Al-D nigga is going down

I post on this site, from dusk to dawn
I'm a degenerate, cause Betty white turns me on
turn up the beat, this music should be blasten
like the screams of jews in chambers used for gassin

>>38399405
>>38399130
>>38399129
good ones, origdibal

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>>38399299

Steady popping trunks and banging Screw know 'm' sayin' is going down patnah, screwed up till we blew up mayne

Open wide, boy, I got a treat
Cause you listening to the rhymes
Of a rapper who's a neet.

I spend my time
by busting dem lines
Purely entertainment,
never for dem dimes.

Nigga, call me trojan,
cause I'm hidin' in my room
I ain't never get no blowjob,
I jus' fapping to a toon.

>Being a neet aint so sweet
>Nothing better to do with my life then beat my meat
>Anime girls, weebs and fags
>Daily dreaming wishing to be chad
>Self loathing here and depressing tfw there
>If i died today nobody would care
>Another day, another meme
>Useless robots ready to scream
>Edgy faggots type at the speed of light
>Never would they dare to fight in real life
>Just another day in the life of 4chan
>Full of lost cause who have no plan

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>>38397849
>Just basically reenact this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cEmM4JKZK8I

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Throwed as a bitch NEET life isnt rich
Suicide solution going off without a hitch
Im 27 now, I don't have a fucking friend
Im 27 now, still dreaming bout the end
When will it be? When can I go?
Is there more to life then just blowin on the dro?

>>38397849
There once was a boy named Mike Brown
Who attacked a cop with a frown
Six bullets later, he met his creator
And his homies burned down the town

>>38398268
Retweet

>>38397849
Click click boom
That's what these normies be gettin
When I'm gonna snap, that's what they be fuckin bettin
They gotta MOVE
Hit the ground real quick
Fore I come around an bust a nine in they bitch
This good boy had enough of this shit

Burr

>>38400157

Damn I liked this one

broke as fuck i ain't rich
my asshole itch
can't get a bitch
jerk to hoes on twitch

I suck dick for cash
my lips got a rash
I steal and then I dash
I crash
*drops mic*

>>38397849

warrant on my ass, not trippin bout that
this isn't my first time, it won't be my last
the feds can't catch, I'm just too fast
focused on emacs cuz I already got cash
with a fine lass, my thumb in her ass
your syntax is whack, your brackets dont match
I'm always in first while you cowards in last
I know it's a fact, you don't even smoke crack
My homie is a Jew, he gets bricks from Peru
His name is Stallman and he's always haulin'
when the bricks fly through, I know what to do
I sell about 5 and smoke 1 or 2
put 'em on the scale, stamp them "GPL"
counting the through dollars my thumb got rash
overflow the stack with my bitcoin stash
hacking so hard I make gentoo crash

>>38400511
sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeit vocaroo you rapping that senpai

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YO WOJAAACK!
Gimme a beat dawg!
>https://youtu.be/1GKe1bVuQBw

Downtrodden fresh kid turned rotten
I cant believe how naive that ive gotten

Over the years feels like im getting dumber reminiscing to a time when i was younger with a hunger, full of dreams, determanation, self esteem but now it seems they hesistate to be on my team, ya... you know the routine, when you winning and grinning all up in yo face as if they was with you from the beginning

But on the flip side when you washed up like a riptide, fools clown about how you slipped and let shit sliiide

Beside the fact my voice is wack, clown just runnin' round' talkin bout how i smoke crack

Aint go no homies that got my back yea im white but sometimes i feel like crap
My girl is 2D, my game aint tight, niggas who aint seen me in awhile be like dude you aight?

(Beat continues for a bit)

Who am i kiddin... who am i fooling when they be like
'whats up anon?
and i say coolin?
(chorus X4)


Goin in a circle like almost everyday, in the back of yo mind you prolly thinkin i was gay
But naw im just a bitch ass nigga, the type to get jacked by a rich ass nigga.

Shit... ive been a loser just about all my life, hah, i tried to turn my 2d waifu into a house wife

What do you expect?
Im far from hard, emotionally scarred, on r9k im whats regarded as a retard

I make myself sick, get on my own nerve
Immature, insecure, grown up nerd

Who am i kiddin who am i foolin when they be like
'Whats up anon?'
And i say coolin?
(X4 chorus)

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I make it look easy
Young Ugly God finesse the porn up on your TV
I got your girl dripping out her panties like Fiji
Lotion in my hands, so my palms a little greasy
Young Ugly God split her legs like a kiwi
I took that nigga bitch so now he wants a peace treaty
Bitch I got that bitch, but her boyfriend don't believe me
Until I power up on that booty like Luigi

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I'm here to say, things are not looking that great now today,
It won't go my way, I feel like my soul is just left to decay,
I need some sway, trying to make that qt look my way
What am I, gay? Why don't I have a gf to display?

Mom is upset, she wants a grandson and I'm her regret,
I'm not a threat, Chad waltzes by and the chicks they get wet,
I'll make a bet, I'll die alone and then they'll all forget,
Potential unmet, being a let down man that ain't no sweat

I might be a virgin but it's still okay
Unlike these niggas I'm not fucking gay
All day fapping to traps, wasting the day away?
I'd rather be at work earning that good pay

You scream and you screech: "NEETs are the best!"
But the truth is you're depressed and your life is a mess
It's alright man, I swear I won't judge
Why would I waste my damn time with such?

And before you're done releasing your wasted load
Be careful so your mom doesn't throw you on the road

>>38400615

ight nigga

https://clyp.it/mxap4jrw

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WD4KambUZVA

>>38401327
that clyp was just the instrumental

>>38401598

you need to listen in stereo because the audio is on one channel

>>38401608
ohh lmao i'm a dumbass. pretty good dude

My name is Nick Crompton and my collar stay poppin'. Yes I can rap, and no I'm not from Compton

A social retard
never lost my v-card
sitting here asking where the days go
mood swings like a seesaw

teleports behined you like a mercenary
neet,27 year old brown manlet,nonathletic, sedentary
playing this life game on legendary
it's a given that I'm not getting any
However I could get a hooker for a pretty penny
but Penny isn't pretty enough for my shekles so my palms are getting pretty harry
I acquired a taste for trap porn like adults acquire a taste of coffee without sweet or dairy
I'll be a wizz soon and there are no grills that I''ll meet or Mary
even if one showed up on my lap I'll op for a twink or fairy
a sissy with a bleached asshole who's name originally was Keith or Larry

My taste for things is wack and plebeian
I actually enjoyed transformers and thought minions was excellent
I'll fuck anything, strap a bra on a tree stump and I probably have sex with it
fuck with my pepper plants I'll hit you like a mack truck vs pedestrian

I tried to better myself by going to lift city
workout until i get laid or at least workout until my shit fits me
I stared in the distance between sets and got kicked out for looking at some bitch's titties

>>38401791
ENGLAND IS MY CITY

Spend my days
Rotting away
from Junes to Mays
I wished you'd stayed

Like a sunshine ray
you showed me a way
and now I pay
and you've just left
what you did was theft
my heart you kept

you shook my life
and now you've took my life
each day is night
i see no light
i no not what's right

I cant stop drinking
My mind keeps thinking
my heart needs fixing
and your not here
im left to drive myself yet i cant steer
my mind aint clear
i need you here
my deepest fears
I need you here

Moon man moon man cant you see
Spics and niggers should hang from trees

beep beep boop boop bing bang boop

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>>38400796
I think I'm the one who made this image. I didn't know anyone actually saved it.

>>38403127
post sweater anon

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1V9MwVMinAm

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>>38403127
Were you there for the thread?
Was the funniest bread from that month alone.

You normies is claiming you happy
You raid this board gettin all snappy
It's clear you aint telling the truuuuth
Third eye!
a robot be seeing through yooouuuu
(Third EYE!)

My rhymes from the head just like Wayne
(Wayne)
Without no codeine for the pain
(pain!)
My niggas come heavy with memes
(Maymays!)
Just be myself, REEEE, in yo dreams
(REEEEEE!!!)

>>38397849
I once knew a nigga whose real name was William
His primary concern, was making a million
Being the illest hustler, that the world ever seen
He used to fuck movie stars and sniff coke in his dreams
A corrupted young mind, at the age of thirteen
Nigga never had a father and his mom was a fiend
She put the pipe down, but for every year she was sober
Her son's heart simultaneously grew colder
He started hanging out, selling bags in the projects
Checking the young chicks, looking for hit-and-run prospects

>>38403341
>plagiarizing immortal technique

>>38403367
>He was fascinated by material objects
But he understood money never bought respect
He built a reputation 'cause he could hustle and steal
But got locked once and didn't hesitate to squeal
So criminals he chilled with didn't think he was real
You see, me and niggas like this have never been equal
I don't project my insecurities on other people
He fiended for props like addicts with pipes and needles
So he felt he had to prove to everyone he was evil
A feeble-minded young man with infinite potential
The product of a ghetto-bred capitalistic mental
Coincidentally dropped out of school to sell weed
Dancing with the devil, smoked until his eyes would bleed
But he was sick of selling trees and gave in to his greed

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>>38403212
I made the album cover he posted, not the actual guy.

Wherever he is though, he is my inspiration.
>>38403237
I was just lurking and saving reading ll of his replies.

>>38397849
Government checks that's how I get paid,
Stopping at Walmart to get some more kool-aid,
It's not my personality or that I'm affraid,
It's all chads fault that I can't get laid!

>>38398133
>Elliott Rodger
>killing roasties

If by roasties you mean his male roommates, then yes.