What if /r9k/ was an RPG?

>>38396377
It's a field in which we would all excel.

You wake up on a message board

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>>38396377
What kind of RPG? Fantasy? Sci-fi? Post-apocalyptic?

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It will be high fantasy of course, yes?

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>>38396377
>tfw you are low level first zone mob

Everyone would start with a normie class but you can branch out into NEET, wageslave, Chad, Stacy, trap, etc.

>>38396377
Max out int and stam, you can always find ways to backfill the other stats later.

>>38396377
We're all of the level 1 rats and slimes. The normalfags that occasionally show up are the the low level players killing us for xp. Chads are the high level players that don't come here because they can farm somewhere with better loot and xp.

the only class you could pick would be wizard

>>38396542
You need to be a mage before the class change.

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is there any other answer but LISA.

>every woman is dead
>world is dominated by ugly sons of bitches addicted to drugs and trannies
>everyone's suicidal
>status conditions include depression, stench, and drug withdrawal

fits the bill perfectly

>>38396377
>still nside starting location
>still level 1
>barely passed adventurer exam but got no hire
>watch out window one day when the friend you had when you were a kid passes by
>he is a level 100 warrior and all the village women are fawning over him like bears to honey
>he gently declines them, laughing and making jokes about his perfect physique and large penis
>all the women laugh too
>suddenly he points to your house, you duck behind the window
>"One of my friends used to live there, I wonder if he's still around?"
>You try to suffocate your cries as tears well up in your eyes and the snot dribbles
>You shiver with pain and unfullfilled dreams
>The level 100 warrior scratches his head, "Ah forget it" then grabs one of the wenches ass and laughs
>One of his party members comes up behind and hands him a beer, they are celebrating defeating the dragon

nobody would leave the starting zone because everyone realizes that they actually have to walk to get to other zones

>>38396377
then I'd only be a NPC..

>>38396464
Of course, it can never be set in the real world.

>>38396552
Holy shit, this desunekawaides

>>38396377
Everyone would stay in the starting area and not go out whatsoever

>>38396552
This game is pure suffering. After I finish To the Moon, I will run out of feel games to play.

>>38396377
Would the endgame be to lose your virginity

>>38396689
It would be a linear RPG where the end choice is to lose it or become a wizard.

>>38396377
Would you willingly become a wizard if you were never ever allowed to get laid? If it was physically impossible, even with magic.

>>38396776
Depends on the perks. I already never get laid so what's the downside?

>>38396794
You lose the 1 in a billion chance it has of happening. It becomes zero, permanently.

>>38396377
What level do you get a girlfriend at

>>38396776
Yes. Don't even have to think about it.

>>38396776
No amount of power would be worth it.
>live hundreds of years able to do almost anything with your life
>have no purpose other than to help people who get to experience things you can't

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philobot default
>intellect: 9
>strength: 3
>charisma: 0
>speed: 2

-peaceful soul born into a barbaric world, how will this brainiac stack up in the face of society?

>>38397010
>>38396991
>>38396794
So that's it, the power of pussy literally trumphs magic. And roasties claim they have a difficult life...........

>>38396968
on the intellect skillbranch you can unlock the no need for gf feel at level 15

>>38396377
Everyone around you grouping up and powerleveling while you are alone. Then when you reach endgame you quit because you have to deal with people.

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Abolutly originanana

Charisma capped at 2, unless you pick the normie class

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Let's face it, I'd straight up already been starting my necromancy training at age 15.

by now I would have settled in a cave and began my comfy alchemy shop.

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i put on my habit and monk's cowl

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I'm not delusional in thinking adventuring isn't any more than bounty hunting and camping mixed with magic and demons but i figure I'd be good at it if I had a chance

>>38397046
It works the same way for roasties just instead of pussy it's Chad.

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>>38396377
I'd probably just specialize in killing one type of creature, get autistically good at it, then spend all my time doing it for cheap.

I think I'd choose to kill fey and fairies, they're interesting little bastards, they pose a good challenge, and I can't help but feel that when they finally do get the best of me it's going to be kinky as shit.

Yeah, I'd be a level 1 non-quest NPC no one talks to in a small room no one has any reason to go into.

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If we're in some high fantasy/ medieval world, I running off to live a peaceful life as a shepherd. Fuck this modern bullshit.

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>>38396377
It would be set in a comfy Surrealist high fantasy world with medieval European/Asian as well as steampunk aesthetics, elements of traditional magic + some sci-fi or steampump tech.

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>>38398057
>peaceful

Nowhere is peaceful.

It would be a wartorn land infested with normie cultists come to harrass us and conquer our villages.

The trapfags and homos would be literal demons and succubi(male) that rape and murder the occasional traveler.

Then there's the happy elf merchant who keeps showing up and encouraging us to intermarry with non-humans, to turn us into a multi-species shithole easy for the elves to conquer.

>>38396428
the /r9k kind of rpg

>>38396377
I would be the blacksmith or farmer that gets murdered for not giving up that faggot
adventurer OP.

>>38398464
>Then there's the happy elf merchant who keeps showing up and encouraging us to intermarry with non-humans, to turn us into a multi-species shithole easy for the elves to conquer.
that sounds like bullshit becoming monsters would make us stronger