Is this the absolute gold standard in normie tier shit?

>>38395713
it's high up there, but I'd have to say that watching football is the apex of normie shit

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>ultra normie gathering
>big mclargehuge who shits money brings his cards for humanity
>its the least amusing thing in existence
>everyone's laughs are forced as fuck
i don't understand this fucking thing

I play this with my autistic virgin friends circle on LAN parties

play it with friends on the pretend you're xyzzy site. try the cardcast GTFN9 deck, friend and i made it. guaranteed normie repellent... you just need fucked up friends to play with you, /b/ is full of these people.

>>38395828
you have to be drunk. and also you have to take out like half the cards because they're just pointless movie references or "dude republicans lol"

>>38395964
>it's so funny when I'm drunk
So is rape

>>38395964
isn't literally anything fun while drunk?

>wow wacky OFFENSIVE humor lets play xD
>black people are ___
>choices are "bad", "silly" and "peniss xD"
>pick bad
>omg anon so offensive, too far
>gonna have to ask you to leave, no racism here

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>>38395713
Post games normies love.

>>38396050
Reddit as Fuck yikes

>>38396038

this captured the essence of CAH and the people who play it perfectly. it's edginess without the edge. it's edginess for people who don't want to offend anyone but their republican fathers.

>>38395828
It was always funny when I went to the anime con in my city. We'd sit in a circle and it'd be kind of interesting.

>>38395713

It is, because it spoonfeeds people a template to come up with fucked up shit (and commercialises it as well).
Only normies need to be spoonfed ideas and frameworks for fucked up shit, because in a conversation amongst non-normie people fucked up shit gets said spontaneously.
I don't see why you need cards: just have a competition to see who can come up with the most offensive, controversial, crazy, fucked up statements. If you can't do well in that format, cards can't help you.

Normies can't come up with it on their own, so they have to be hand-held by a bunch of cards, and even then it only highlights their normalcy and comes across as forced, derivative, and cringey.

>>38396050

I would personally market that as "The Cringe Box: Platinum Edition".

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This card game is fun as fuck, Catan is not bad either.

>>38395983
Rape is funny when you're sober too.

>>38395713
You are all really clueless as to what counts as "normie shit" because you are all Normal slime shit.
If you have friends to play the game with or any game with for that matter or friends period.
Then you are normal slime Garbage.

>>38396287
>Not playing the chink version
You're missing out

>>38395713
I have good friends to play with, but if we got our own cards every one would be Brett

We need some recommendations. Literally anything goes, I mean anything

>>38395713
>we're only racist and sexists ironically when we're playing a drinking card game!
>bust seriously we can't let him get the nuclear codes

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>>38395713
it's up there in the top 10 norman horseshit anon.
but absolute peak normanship is doing hashtag masshysteria on twitter.

>>38396768
Literally play jackbox instead
Look up quiplash. It's under a dollar on G2A. Go buy it. it's a party game but everyone can play it on their cellphone so no controllers required.

>>38396161
How was it enjoyable? It's not even that edgy. It's less edgy than /b/

>>38395992
Not getting raped in the ass. Take my word on it

>>38395713
Yes. It's bland as fuck while simultaneously tryhard as fuck.

I tried playing this online once and the point was always awarded to whoever put down the foulest card. For instance, someone could put down a card that is actually quite witty and makes sense and is funny but it'll always lose to whoever put down the card that says 'HITLER'S CUM' or whatever

It's an alright game but it doesn't work because people are fucking shit

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>>38396354
You're socializing online right now. You can play cards against humanity online right now. How are you not the normal slime?

>>38396050
Content in it is normie "LOL XD" but the game itself is fun.

Not only does the game suck people don't appreciate the actual jokes within the game. I am the one getting the best combinations but boners pick the worst answers and think they are funny for doing so.

>>38396935
Not him.
Not all discussion is socializing.

>>38395992
I fucking hated the movie Sausage Party and I was completely piss drunk watching it.

>>38395992
roller blading is pretty tough

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>>38396050
>ages 30 and up

>>38395713
holy FUCKING shit this game is only played by absolute autists and retarded normies its SO FUCKING shit