>Anon, why are you so quiet? You make Jessica scared.

Cuz Jessica makes shitty bait threads and I'm giving her the silent treatment to show my scorn.

>>38393943
I never said I wanted to rape her!

>shrug
i dont actually shrug my shoulders
i say "shrug" and carry on looking at the menu

>>38393943
Because you kidnapped me. I should be home playing vidya.

>>38393943
What do you want me to say? I don't understand.

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>>38393943
because i'm rewatching k-on!

>>38393943
>because I don't just make vapid noise for the sake of it. If I have something meaningful,to contribute to an interesting conversation I will.

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>>38393943
>have an interivew for cashier position
>answer all of the interviewers questions
>maintain eye contact, speak clearly and concise
>"you dont talk much do you, you are kinda just answering my question and thats about it"

why do people think im quiet just because im not loud? I mean its not like i sit there in complete silence, i will talk and say what i need to say on the topic that is being discussed and then wont say anything when i dont need to.

>>38394227
Autistic beta Loser

>>38394227
Normies enjoy talking, are you surprised my friend?

>>38394077
This is the perfect response kek

>>38394258
>>38394263
h-how do i become a normalfag, im tired of being a quiet beta fag.

>>38394356
make a few jokes, smile, give some more personal info than they require and show some passion. I learned how to do it and it only gets better with practice.

don't forget to b urself

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if you haven't seen k-on they you aren't a robot

>>38393943
Y-you too

Originally 13143

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>>38394473
Gotta be in every thread eh?

>>38393943
y-you too
oregano original

>>38393943
Jessica scares me, you should tell her to stop.

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>>38393943
>tfw you used to be this guy and then you got /fit/ and read Models by Mark Manson
>tfw this is never the problem anymore
>tfw now the problem is "anon why do you flirt with every girl... you're like a man whore..."
>tfw went too far in the other direction

>>38394767
he's doing gods work anon

>>38393943
Jessica should be scared

>>38394820
yet still here