Friendly reminder that masturbation is technically adultery.

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>>38392110
reminder that premarital sex is a sin

having sex using birth control is technically sodomy, as is handjobs, blowjobs, anal, etc.\

but as you can see that's not stopping anybody

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top jej you spook

Thanks sahib

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My left hand is responsible for so many sins, I should probably cut it off with a saw now

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>>38392110
>adultery
Who do I have to cheat on, ulster?

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>>38392110
I am single, have been my whole life, and I am a virgin. I also have no plans on getting married. Who am I committing adultery with, and against whom?

>>38393224
>>38393213
>Adultery is extramarital sex that is considered objectionable on social, religious, moral, or legal grounds
Yourself

>>38393275
OP BTFO'd

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>age 12
>going over sin in sunday school
>read them all and breathe relief
>that is, until a scan over adultery
>discovered the debauchery of jacking
>thought the lord was done with me
>plead with inner demons to justify actions
>talked with father, anyone about adultery
>now realize they all take it as cheating
>tfw had long conversations about adultery I don't even remember

>>38392781
left? you freak anon

>>38392110
>masturbation is technically adultery

No it's technically sodomy

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>>38392110
That's a low digit ratio. Was Ulster a Chad?

How about you move to Saudi Arabia, OP?
You will like it there.

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>>38392110
I'm trying, but it's so hard. Why would God even give me an impossible fetish? This is literally worse than being gay.

Lol which one of you did this?

https://www.reddit.com/r/4chan/comments/6nhrkh/anon_issues_a_friendly_reminder/

>>38393681
( you ) did it
Go back there and never come back

>>38393723
wasn't me, I don't have an account on that site

and desu modern 4chan is just as bad as reddit anyway, better to glean the occasional quality posts from there than it is to waste time on nu-4chan

>>38392110
I SWEAR ON PAISLEYS PROTESTANT BONES I'D NEVER MASTURBATE WITH THE RED HAND OF ULSTER!!!

NO SURRENDAHR!!!

Masturbation is technically gay since you're having sex with yourself, a person of the same gender.

>>38393818
How did you even know someone made it if you didnt browse the site?
And since it has no upvotes or anything, you clearly got there by link or made it yourself
Checkmate

>>38393860
>How did you even know someone made it if you didnt browse the site?
I literally browse only r/4chan because occasionally there's a good screencap on there

>And since it has no upvotes or anything, you clearly got there by link or made it yourself
It was on the first page anon

>>38393946
>Not getting all your screencaps from 4chan itself