Be honest, when is the last time a girl was interested in you?

>>38391451
Literally never

Though I've never been interested in a girl either

>>38391451
I'm too autistic to know if one ever was, but as far as I can tell, never.

1 at this current moment.

Near the end of my senior year of high school this one girl who sat next to me in class would playfully mess with me and would occasionally draw hearts on my papers and my arm.

She was probably just being nice to me. She was this talkative outgoing girl that everyone knew and I was just some quiet kid. I was especially cold and distant during that time since I was pissed about how shitty those 4 years felt. So yeah she probably just thought I was lonely or something, I basically just ignored her.

But yeah that's the only time I can think of where a girl might have been interested in me. I've become even more asocial since then so I don't imagine it'll ever happen again.

>>38391451
back in 9th grade, I ignored her because she was too pretty and I was afarid to talk to her. at some point, she gave up trying to talk to me.

>>38391716
I can relate. For some fucked up reason I find it easier to just ignore everyone and everything around me. The worst thing is my classmates probably think I'm an asshole or they assume I'm in a bad mood all the time and I don't want to make them feel bad.

7 years ago, in middle school. She was fatty and both were into anime, and I really only talked to her like five times, but for the rest of the year I received indirects from girls from her classrom that I had never talked to, until she realized what a beta was and gave up.

It took me many years to realize that it could have been my only oportunity to be loved by someone, even if it was for a little while. Now I'm 21 and I never had a gf

2 months ago but i've gone full autismo on her so i think she's lost interest

>>38391716
>>38391743
>>38391896
>>38391930

You'll be thinking about that for the rest of your life, so get used to it

>>38391451
2 years ago but I didn't know how to correctly react to her advances and fucked it up.

>>38391451
what if you had more than one girl be interested in you kek
yes e-bragging

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>>38391451
few at my BJJ class (or at least, you can ever be sure in those things), recently, I started it. one just hit the wall, the other is a melancholic cutie in 20s.

Idk, none of them Im interested in honesly, but Ill tell you what, beng close to female body is so pleasant, not necessarily in sexual way. I get interest from girls realtivly often, but most of them are what r9k tells they are, still a "virgin" if there is such a thing for man.

TRAIN BJJ NIGGAS, youll interact with people and girls more than in any other sport, youll feel better, plenty of solid, non bydlo people also

A decade ago desu, before I became a NEET

>>38391451
I would actually kill a man bare handed just to have a girl like that...

Random 4.5 girl at some college party. I feel bad for rejecting her, cause I'm a 4.5 too.

>>38392016
>You'll be thinking about that for the rest of your life
I do, I'm 20 and still think about that girl that wanted to talk to me in 9th grade, which I was 14 back then. She used to be into me, but I avoided her because I was afraid of having a relationship, mostly due to economical reasons (being dirt poor).

most of my friends had gf in 9th grade, but MS relationships really don't end up into anything seriously juding from what my Chad friends experienced. but still, I think about her a lot.

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>>38392130
>Idk, none of them Im interested in honesly, but Ill tell you what, beng close to female body is so pleasant,

and throwing their tender soft bodies around, letting them choke you in a triangle, have a small talk/jokes with them while rolling and sweating close to them feels really good. there is a reason men do so much crazy things for girls.

>>38392193
>there is a reason men do so much crazy things for girls.
Maybe if you man handled her she might have I dunno fucked you?

nobody never ever
i have nothing of value to offer

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a few months ago but she ghosted me

last message i got from her was asking me "are you there?" but i missed it at the time when i replied i got nothing back

>>38391451
About 6 months ago, I think.

>>38391451
>the last time a girl was interested in you?
How the fuck would I even know, half their interest seems to come from who I am hanging around with at the time.

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>>38392209
>Maybe if you man handled her

you never do that, you always go at 70% max, you can easily hurt them serisously. you dont realize how much more stronger you are than girls.

if you have social anxiety BJJ is a great way to break it.

>>38391451
Literally never. Where do you think you are, failed normie? This is OUR hugbox, yours is on reddit.

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>>38392242
>>38392323
>i have nothing of value to offer

BS! sort yourself of that mindset, neckbeards changed history in US election - everyone has a purpouse.

and STOP MASTURBATING, it gives girls too much power over you, you can get focus and be valuable to society, Im not promising gf, but you CAN BECOME VALUABLE.
stop feeling bad for nogf, its so hard to listen to such bs.

>>38391451
4 years ago when i was in uni. She had not that bad of a personality but she was chubby therefore i wasnt attracted to her.

>>38391451
Ha jokes on you OP I have 4 grills interested in me

>>38391451
Last year. She ended up being a coalburner so guess I dodged a bullet.

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4rd grade, the girl who sat next to me in class. I remember she had terrible breath, huge glasses, ribbons in her hair, and wore baggy clothes, so she basically looked like pic related. She would poke me in the nipples and blow kisses at me so I guess that counts as being "interested."

Never i want a qt trap anyways

>>38392531
>Never i want a qt trap anyways
What's the appeal? Being homosexual in relationship with mentally ill guy?

>>38392415
>gf
>society
Lets have a wild guess what I care about here.

>>38392415

juss b urself broooo lmao

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>>38392415
>Chad posts the same bullshit that only works for him every thread

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>>38392415
We need a /sns/ board. Shit normies say.

>>38392567
>>38392673
>>38392613
>>38392732
>normie
>juss b urself broooo lmao
>Chad
>>gf
>>society

if you care about being of value, youll care about being respactable in society, that comes first, gf/wife/family might come later...either way, respect yourself, be a sort of MGTOW and dont be a pussy because you dont have gf. RESPECT YOURSELF, dont focus on things that should be only the reward (=women), you as a man, have a duty in society.

t. literal wizard Christian virgin here, literally unphased for no gf, I am lonely but its all with a purpouse. But Im more pol than r9k

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>>38391451
k-on is a good anime

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>>38391451
like a month ago

any sauce on pic related?

>>38392761
> posting a blacked keyon
Objectively bad taste.

I'm a 27 yo virgin, last time I kissed a girl was 9 years ago, I was in a LDR with someone 11 time zones away from me 2.5 years ago for 10 months but we never even met IRL. I've tried so hard since to meet people in dating sites but I can never go past 4 or 5 messages before either side loses interest. At this rate I'll never date again but I do feel I'm trying hard enough. I think not everyone is meant to find someone

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>>38392885
stop insulting mugi i'll fucking kill you
even though she is my least favourite

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>>38392757
>>38392567
>>38392673
>>38392613
>>38392732
>RESPECT YOURSELF, dont focus on things that should be only the reward (=women), you as a man, have a duty in society.

to continue on that...once you start with greentexted advice, youll see how rediculous the stuff on r9k is. Masculine values are built for a reason around stoicism, embrace them, not the decadent Chad masculinity, but values based around duty to society.

It will do wonders for you, even girls will notice you more, but even if they dont your notgiveafuck-meter will already be pretty high, so youll have more important things to do.

Good luck to you anons. Trust Jesus.

t. literal wizard Christian virgin here, literally unphased for no gf, I am lonely but its all with a purpouse. But Im more pol than r9k

>>38392889
>At this rate I'll never date again

that is good. dating is a postmodern/sex revolution invention anyway where you LARP as a married couple. We should either be engaged or married regarding women. I hope you find a quality fiance.

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>>38392933
>bigboi reddit frogposter is moralfagging everyone

2 months ago when I went out to dinner with my female cousin, this girl was staring at me for like 3 minutes straight. This girl thought my cousin was my gf, so that's the only reason she was attracted to me. It actually made me uncomfortable because of how focused she was on me.

Last week during a long ass interstate bus travel, she's sitting by my side and seemed to have a pleasing average looking, same generation as mine.

Teased me with pokes as soon as the lights gone off, so I tried some soft handwork later on her, just feeling her clothed waist, at some point got slightly mad(?) and got straight on the seat, arms-crossed. It scared the shit out of me, so I tried pay her no mind.

Later on the night she started one more time the teasing cycle and so I, until the dawn came.

Retrospectively speaking the whole thing was pretty soul piercing.

My age is 25, and never, I am actually average looking but too shy to approach and women never approach me, all the jobs I've had didn't have any women around either

>>38391451
Please stop posting this horsefaced bitch. It hurts to look at her.

Girls I've met on dating apps keep telling me I'm an amazing person and attractive, not that I have the confidence to ask girls out in person :/

yesterday.
moving house party and one of brothers work collegues after some talking stepped in and started kissing me
i broke it off and she started insulting me, calling me gay and then that i was a nervous inexperienced virgin
i laughed at that and she started going on about how ill never get with "all this" and im lucky she was even speaking to me.

my dick was diamonds.

When I was ~18 there was a hot ~16 y/o coworker (legal in my state) that was into me.
I was too autistic to make it work. I don't like thinking about it, it just makes me sad.

>>38391451
in my teens
but only as a friend

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>>38392863
A series of pics called Curvy Berlin.

pic related is also from it.

>>38391451

A few months ago.

Seemed like a nice gal, but I make a terrible BF, and I'm not interested in just sex either, because then I will get attached.

Why do you ask?

A friend of my brother's. She's a fat whale with small saggy tits far below my bellygf standards. Also was a BernVictim, so not very bright, and a lazy cunt that wants gibsmedats.

Not interested.

About 7 months ago
originailo

>>38391451
a 2/10 that I knew online liked me my sophomore year of high school. that was almost 7 years ago now.

>>38391451
About a year ago literal 8/10 was attracted to me for whatever reason. We texted a lot but never really spoke in person, then some other guy tried talking to her and she hinted that if i want her now's the chance or she'll get with someone else so i just ignored her after that.

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>>38392567
>>38392613
>>38392673
>>38392732
Dude tries to motivate you and you all talk shit.
You're right, you are all worthless and this is the reason why you faggots will forever remain in the fucking gutter of society.

8th grade, then again in 10th-11th grade. Fucked both relationships up big time.

>>38395284

Jesus christ, calm down.

Expressing some doubt is certainly no warrant for that much vitriol.

last chick was some corporate accountant poo-in-loo chick who had a thick accent that had the hots for me.

Im just too fucking scared of commitment to even ever go after women nowadays

>>38395337
It is, that's because i see my past self in them and that angers me greatly.

>>38395364

I see.

And what prompted your change?

Was it advice from a stranger? or did you simply stumble upon the right things on your own, through trial and error?

>>38395399
I guess it can be put like the first one.
I was constantly dissatisfied and depressed because i never did anything, and all that because i thought that i was worthless and that i shouldn't try.
Some friend kept trying to ''raise my spirits'', i kept telling him not to bother. He couldn't take that shit anymore and lashed out at me, making me realise it. Downplayed it, went home and after that the sorrow started turning into anger.
With all that extra energy i was compelled to do something so i started working out to ''calm down'', simple shit just bodyweight excercise.
Started losing weight and gaining some muscle and slowly started feeling satisfied with something again. I started going out more, on my own of course because i'm still a bona-fide autist when it comes to conversations n sheeit. Things are looking a bit brighter for me. Also i've shat out a bit too much information, kind of fucked up
>TL;DR I changed a little because of anger.

>>38395565
Forgot to mention that it was a childhood friend i was really close with.

>>38391492
FPBP

and if you say something other than 'never' you dont belong here and should leave immediately

My ex which was around 2-3 years ago.

She found another bf a few months after breaking up with me and eventually ended up moving out of state to go live with her parents. The guy followed her and now they're married. At least she's put on a lot of weight since then?

>>38395565
>>38395577

And so we come full circle!

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Maybe one literally right now? I'm hoping I can find out by the end of next week, but if I'm my usual self, I'll never know.

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If a female has ever been attracted to you, you are just a failed normie and need to leave this board

41 years ago on the day if my birth

>>38395792
like 2 years ago, she was a chubby shit tier asian(phillipino i think). She was slutty from what I remember, tried to get me to tutor her at her place; rather go without sex than fuck a 4/10 tbqh

>>38395831
woops, didn't meant to reply to >>38395792
forgot to delete the reply chain srry m8e

>>38395824
False. I'm a true robot--24 KHHV with AVPD, still get bullied regularly, ugly, manlet, dicklet, acne etc.--and several women have shown interest in me. It's because I leave my house, something most people (not just robots) don't do.

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Never. 25 year old KHV.

I accepted i'm dying alone. I must be horribly ugly or so unlikable and boring my very presence makes me automatically hate me. Or both.

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>>38391451
Dunno, I assume any girl who talk to me is doing so out of pity.

>>38391451
apparently it use to happen all the time but i was too depressed to even notice or register the significance of it at the time. can't say if it happens now as i'm still withdrawn as shit but not being in schooling means theres no one around to call me on it so if it happens i don't notice it.

>>38391451
About three months ago. Her name is Lydia. She blew me and we fucked. I didn't perform very well and we haven't repeated the experience.

Also, she gave me mono.

Well,OP - My mother bestowed some somewhat formal interest in me during the initial six or seven minutes of my existence. That is all.

>>38391492
is it because you're a disgusting homosexual anon?

>>38391451
About two weeks ago but to be fair she was interested in my $250 to spend an hour with her and not me.

>>38391451
girls became very interested in me when I started using daddy's money to signal my family's wealth

>>38391451
I don't actually know if a girl has ever liked me before.
At sixth form at one of the school socials one of the girls (short qt3.14 little bit aspy) (who had just gone through quite a bad breakup) came up to me and started to dance with me quite a lot. She actually went out of her way to find me and dance with me (this could have been the fact that, out of the entire crowd of students i was probably one of the only people actually just dancing and having 'fun' and not standing around in a group bitching about other people or getting pissed up however)
Anyway so she dances with me but I didn't make a move on her because I had no idea what had happened to her previous relationship and I didn't realise she was giving the 'rebound' signals to me (as my chad friends later told me).

But yeah. She could have just been lonely and wanted a friend I suppose. Other than that I cannot think of a time when a female has shown the slightest bit of interest in me.

Girl at work a few months ago flirted with me and gave me her number and snapchat. But she had a bf, and also flirted with every guy she met and I have no interest in/am too autistic to have a casual fwb so I did nothing. Eventually she stopped messaging me, and after hearing about how her relationship with her bf melted down I'm kind of glad I didn't get involved.

>>38391451
Yesterday
(Origigiginal)

>>38391451
Last year.
I blew it.

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>>38391451
I'm positive there was a girl that like me on a youth trip to china I went on between Junior and Senior year of highschool. After that I don't know anything for fact but I'm decent looking but socially retarded so its a conceivable a girl might've liked me but I was to autistic to know.

>tfw still kv

5th grade on Halloween a girl said she liked my costume. She then ran away pulled the mask off.

>>38391451
8 grade, very nice girl asked for my number, but I later start talking about shoting to liberals or something.

i think maybe when i was 12 but i'm not sure if i remember correctly

The only time I can almost certainly say one was, was in elementary school. Some fat broad. I didn't realise it then, was just annoyed.

Regardless, I don't know what to look for. I hide my interest in females as best I can, avoiding situations with them, not looking at them/avoiding eye contact, and just being my asocial self. I suck at talking to people beyond what is necessary to accomplish a task.

I have accepted that I will be alone forever and am trying to plan on ways to escape society and/or kill myself. Too much conflict in my head. It's driving me mad.

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>>38391451
milk milk I want some milk

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never, I was even married and have 2 kids.
they never care, there is never interest.

>>38392863
What the fuck, does it look like (s)he has a boner to anyone else?

>>38391451
only two in my 17 years - last time around christmas

>>38391930
>loved
love is a meme

>>38397516
>love is a meme
To someone who has never experienced it.

>>38391451

Never. Girls are almost disgusted when they see me.

When I was in grade 10 the school had a foreign exchange student from italy. I walked up to her at a school dance, took her hand, and pulled her away from her friends for a dance. And ever after that she would always "bump" into me in the hall ways and talk to me at our lockers. Thinking back I'm pretty sure she was into me but ever after that i was too shy and awkward to really talk to her again.

>>38397634
>To someone who has never experienced it.
not him, but what's it like?

and what's heartbreak like?

as a real human bean, they are both things i would like to experience someday

>>38397841
>Alpha enough to take her hand during a school dance but too beta to talk to her again
Something isn't adding up here t b h

>>38397895
>Something isn't adding up here t b h

basically my life story

25 years ago, and I screwed it up.

There's been so many but I've never cared.

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Around 2-3 months ago. a girl on tinder wanted to meet up with me. I screwed it up and I never saw her after that.

>>38392863
That dog looks just like Shoveldog, god damn.

I made out with a girl last weekend at a baseball game. She had been putting the moves on me all day. Now its been a week and she literally just stopped texted me and im pissed.

this week i guess. Posted this greentext in a thread and didn't get any replies, so might as well go again:

>talking with girl CL for the better part of a week
>she seems excited to meet me
>sending me lots of pictures of herself, some in her underwear
>metadata on pictures check out, she's sending these to me freshly taken
>yesterday ask if she wants to have a date tomorrow, picnic and cuddling
>she says yes excitedly
>be today
>send her a message asking for the address of where she wants me to meet her
>complete silence all day

I think I got ghosted but I'm not sure. There's still a little time left.

>>38391451
Really doubt one ever has been.

>>38395584
.....
You realize this means you're saying you've never wanted to have sex with a woman in your entire life, right? Asexual = defective, aka kill yourself.

>>38397895
you never took a hail mary chance at getting with a woman?

Since I've been in college, it's been nothing but infuriating uncertainty about girls liking me and extremely vague hints that might not be hints at all.

I have a oneitis and she might like me but I can't tell. Our paths didn't often cross in the last year, but when we did talk, we got on very well.

Then there's a girl who, according to one of my male friends, "is obsessed with me/talks about me all the time," but she already has a bf so big deal.

Once, some friends said I should ask out this girl who was part of our friend group but who I personally didn't talk to that much. She's hot as fuck too, so to hear someone imply that I could date a girl that hot and that it wouldn't be such a horrible impossibility was unlike anything I had ever heard before. They must have been saying that jokingly.

Also, once I was talking to two girls outside one night, just small talk. One of them I had never met before then, and she grabbed my arm and pulled herself close to me when she thought she saw something moving in the woods. Is that just an instinctive thing to do or was it actually an excuse to touch me, because she thought I was attractive or something?

See, when I write out all of this, it makes me sound like a fucking normie/chad who gets attention from girls all the time, but I'm a KHV and usually pretty socially retarded. I never, ever know what to think.

>>38391451
A few months ago, but I was too paranoid to be sure if it was someone trying to trick me into becoming vulnerable.

Further back there where girls hitting on me, but I was too autistic to realize.

>>38398107
If you're alpha enough to take a girls hand and dance with her then you should be able to talk to her. It's common sense.

>>38398337
Its not that i couldn't talk to her, its that at the time I didnt know if she was attracted to me. But in retrospect i'm sure she was.

>>38398291
>I was too paranoid to be sure if it was someone trying to trick me
Grow up dude not everyone is out to get you.

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>>38391451
Never. Not once in my life has a woman been sexually/romantically attracted to me.

>>38391451
No idea. That's my problem. I can never tell when a girl is being nice to me and when a girl is actually interested in me. Based on how people interact with me, it isn't strange that a girl might be attracted to me. The issue is that I have no idea

>>38392187
Wtf anon, I'm not talking from experience (completely stopped talking in school in grade 8) but the whole point is to enjoy it and gain experience, isn't it?

A girl "wants" to meet up tomorrow. I use quotation marks cause it's saturday so she might get her dose of dicking tonight and flake on me, but I met her on Tuesday and we kissed and shit. Pretty sure we'll bang if someone else doesn't do it tonight.

>>38398443

same happened to me. I got a girls number in 7thG, told her I liked her, froze up when she approached me irl. Pretended I didnt even see her lol

>>38391451
Honestly? Never, there was a girl who used me to get attention from chad but that doesn't count.

Honestly I have no idea. It's not like a girl to be forthright with such things so I really could not say. The last one who actually professed feelings for me was an obese BPD girl quite a few years ago.

>>38398670
In that anon's defense, it's not exactly unheard of for a girl to pretend to like a pathetic male as a joke for her friends.

If you don't count online girls then never

If you do then 8 years ago

Nobody is ever interested in me as a friend either, male or female

>>38392673
>Leads a secluded kingdom of skinny manlets
>Hates normies
>Tortures stupid stacies and chads who are "touring" his country
>Wants normalfag nations like the USA destroyed
Is KJU /ourguy/?

>>38398191


Probably a mild form of Asperger's.

How old are you?

>>38395824
>KV
>Dumb as a rock
>No friends
>Work in a fucking copier room for 12 hours a day
>Look like an ogre
>Fap to dogs fucking whores
>Normie
Insulting

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>>38391451
A girl was interested in me a year ago but I fucked up as usual.

like three or four months. one girl i waited to long to ask her out. the other girl i got discharged from the hospital i was in for outpatient. the girl's mom told me not to see her it's a hospital not a bar, have my friends and i go out to pick up girls.

>>38398191
>has a "friend group"
>thinks he's anything but a complete fucking normie
This is what we get, a bunch of fucking normies that think they're robots because they're afraid of public speaking or some dumbshit. 90% of this board is these scumfucks.

>>38391451
Never, i haven't even had a real conversation with a girl since high school

>>38391451
Do Tinder matches count? Because, if so, then like a week ago. Too much of a B E T A to message her though.

For sure girls that have been interested in me
>freshman year of college, fat chick and her roommate down the hall from my dorm
>senior year of high school, freakishly tall, but still fairly attractive volleyball player that touched my ass on more than one occasion
>junior year of high school, some random senior from another school whom I only knew through knowledge bowl and decided during state qualifiers to just hug me out of the blue
>sophomore year of high school, my friend's little sister

If we're talking kinda, sorta, maybe, there's this girl at work. We work the same shifts in the operations center, so we talk pretty frequently. It feels like there's something there, but I can't be sure. It seemed kind of apparent early on when she was constantly taking me out to dinner or drinks and was generally more "flirty." Now that we know each other pretty well, things have tapered off. She's probably just being nice, but whatever. It's nice to have someone to talk to at work.

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>>38391451
Honestly, never in my entire life. Unless I mistook shitposting for genuine liking.

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>>38399121
>Do Tinder matches count?
Tinder sluts are just as slutty.

Literally never, only normies have girls who are interested in them

10 years ago, when I was a senior in high school. A quiet girl that was in almost all my classes who I had never heard speak came up to me with all her friends and had her friends tell me she likes me. I didn't believe them because the friend that told me used to make fun of me. I ended up ignoring her the rest of the year.

It was a real shame too, I would have happily dated her and we probably might have had a life long relationship. I just didn't believe that she liked me because she came up with all her friends and surrounded me, so I thought it was just some dumb prank.

Girl was the typical femanon too, quiet, shy, not a Stacy and unconventionally attractive. She's the only girl in my entire life to ever show interest in me. I get depressed just thinking about it.

As far as I know, no other woman cared about me. Guys like me end up alone our entire lives and lifelong virgins.

>>38397136
>I'm decent looking
Fuck you

>>38391451
As far as I can see few months back, but I am too autismo to actually understand. And only understand days or weeks later.

>>38398778
I was poor enough that I wouldn't have been able to take her to any place. My mother probably could've scrounged up enough money to go the movies or some fastfood (lol), if I ever told her to help me. But for the most part, it would've been a relationship that would've taken place at school becuase I'd never invite her to my house.

I wouldn't even dare to bring anyone to my shitty home (lots of garbage outside) my grandfather is a horder, and my home had a bad roach infestation, I never told anyone where I lived because I was always embarassed.

She was a very pretty (suprisingly) shy akward girl that, from the what I knew, didn't get well along with her girl friends. Because she was "childish" (unsurprisingly) for her age. Also, she was a grade below me, and she was a cute smol blonde girl (brown eyes though).

I just wish I could have a chance to talk to her, she really approached me a lot (and I mean A LOT), and everytime I dodged her like the retard I am. I used to go early to school and she would always be alone waiting for her "friends", I had plenty of chances.

She was the last crush I had, I have gotten approached but I don't really feel like ever being in relationship or having sex tbqh. I don't think people my age even get crushes anymore, only sexual attraction, which sucks. I miss that feeling when your heart races by looking at a girl.

Oh, and another thing I forgot, she had this boy that was wayyyy uglier than me that would always be all over her, while I was the "chad" that didn't even acknowledge her presence. I would've felt bad breaking that kid's heart if I ever got with her though.

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>>38395904
Holy shit anon you don't have to lie on an anonymous image board

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>>38391451
It's gotta be 7 years ago now. Was sitting in the library when this random girl sat down next to me and started talking about her day. Didn't know what to say because she's super cute and girls never approached me before. Didn't even realize I fucked up until years later. Still think about her from time to time.

>>38399344
It's true, though. Just leave your house and women will approach you. It doesn't matter what you look like, you don't have to be confident or 6'7" or drive a lamborghini.

>>38399347
If you're ugly, she was probably talking to you out of pity, there was this hot girl who talked to me and some retards a few times, it made me feel pretty bad.

>>38399347
She was just an annoying roastie cunt. You dodged a bullet.

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When I was in high school (ages 16-18 here) there was this pretty cute girl who seemed interested in me. At the time I couldn't figure out why she'd like a friendless nerd with bad skin, and I always thought it was just a sick joke she was playing on me. It was probably genuine though as she wasn't the type of popular girl who would play tricks on guys and then laugh about it with her friiends. She seemed like the quiet type.

Anyway, she was giving me some signs and probably hoped for me to come and talk to her but I never did because I'm too autistic. The whole situation gave me a lot of trouble at the time. I was constantly thinking about what her motives could be and hating myself for not doing anything. I also started disliking her for ever falling for someone like me and causing all this trouble. Jokes on her though, she apparently went to get a shitty sales degree at a vocational school while I'm studying at a university with fellow autists. I'm still KHV at 23 now while she has probably ridden miles of salesguy dick.

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Oh boy autismo incoming:

High School
>8.5/10 foreign exchange student
>Junior Year,
>took her out on one date, should have asked her to prom, didn't because autismo save money on prom ticket
>she still talks to me on Facebook from time to time. She initiates but eventually ghosts me. >She's a tease.
College
>4/10 Chubby red head girl hit on me a few times... she had crazy eyes. Did not pursue.
>8/10 Tattooed Stripper. She was short but actually had a heart of gold. She was older than me and I autismed out of pursuing her. I really should have.
>6/10 chubby girl with major issues, initiated a lot but I ignored. Recently had her hit me up only to have her ghost me and then tell me weeks later she was seeing someone
>7/10 skinny girl. Had mutual interests... but she was a bit shy and I was afraid of her dad. Also I like ass and hers was pretty flat desu. We still see each other during business once a year
>8.5/10 arian 16 year old who was super smart and a part of some High School to College program. Amazing ass, funny, and cute as a button. Didn't pursue her because afraid of getting V&... in retrospect I wish I would have

MFW College was 5 years ago... been a full hermit since I dropped out.

>>38391451
Summer 14

>>38399481
>laundry list of women interested in him
>hehe "autismo" im just like you, a robot
Fuck off, normie. Try having ZERO women interested in you.

>>38399531
a lot of us fucked up with women throwing themselves at us. that just shows how pathetic we are.

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>>38399121
>freakishly tall, but still fairly attractive volleyball player that touched my ass on more than one occasion
Anon, what the fuck, you had an actual chance with an amazonian qt and you didn't go for it?

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>>38399416
So if I just leave my house and bee myself women will like me?

>>38391451
Last night when were making out on her bed and she let me spank her.

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>>38399531
This was 5 years ago at least anon. Call me normie all you want, but ask any athlete who gets to the Super Bowl that doesn't win...

Sometimes its worse to get so close and lose than never get close at all.

>>38399531
Ehh, most of them weren't bad decisions except possibly the second to last but what do I know

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>>38399596
Bullshit
>chicks like chads.

>>38391451
Last year, happened a few times but I was too autistic to realize.

>Bro, there's women throwing themselves at you, you just don't realize!

When will this meme die? There's nothing to suggest this.

>>38391451
1.5 years ago but whenever I would try to talk to her she avoided me, then got pissed when I was talking to a couple of other girls after giving up trying to talk to her. Tried 4 times. Learned from mutual friend.

>>38399629
>Sometimes its worse to get so close and lose than never get close at all.

My crush gave me my first and only pity kiss three years ago. If it didn't happen, I wouldn't know what I was missing, but it did and now I spend an unhealthy amount of time thinking about it knowing it probably won't happen again. Uhghhhgsjd

You watch Indy too?

>>38399481
>8/10 Tattooed Stripper
>I really should have
Are you retarded?
>8.5/10 Aryan* 16 year old who was super smart and a part of some High School to College program. Amazing ass, funny, and cute as a button. Didn't pursue her
Oh ok.

>>38399687
It does happen, I've spent enough time around normies in normie situations and know what I'm looking for. It just doesn't happen to us but they assume it does since it does for them.

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>>38399694
>You watch Indy

Muh Robot, Toronto should be fun. Glad there are Indy loving robots out there

>>38399714
>You retarded, bro? *does a kegstand* I would've totally hit that! *date rapes* You know what I'm talking about! *crashes bmw into telephone pole*
This is who posts on /r9k/ now.

>>38391451
before the clincal d3pr3ss10n

I can barely leave my bed, so getting out and meeting/talking to friends is at a minimum and has been for the past 3 years

before that, though, there were 2-3 girls with an obvious crush on me, just before I become a bedridden loser.

>>38392130
>>38392193
>>38392285
If you guys are still ITT, how do you BJJ when you're a skinny manlet with social anxiety?

I went to a BJJ class in my town a couple of times and felt so intimidated and uncomfortable that I stopped going. I'm so unused to being that close to people and being around so many people who are really normal and attractive compared to me. I can handle going to the gym because when you're working out you're not terribly involved with the people around you. I feel like it could be good for me but it's just intimidating.

About a year ago. She wants kids and I don't.

>>38399741
Hell yeah!

I don't have many friends so I just try to watch an endless stream of sports to keep occupied. I've gotten into Indy, NASCAR, cricket, darts, and curling this way.

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>>38399846
LMAO implying I'm a dude bro because this chick who knew how to pole dance acted like she wanted to dance on my pole.

>She would have been a great fuck, I fucked up

Maybe a month ago? I'm too autistic to tell. Before that probably junior year of high school, so 4 years

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>>38399914
Check out some of the YouTube scene of IndyCar and NASCAR. Its a great community and can help you with some of the pain of being a robot.

Currently I have a gf, and a couple girls I fucked recently that still message me wanting more.

>>38399005
No, here's the thing: this board isn't for "robots" or socially awkward people, etc. It's for people who have never had girlfriends. That's the only reasonable requirement. Excluding the KHV thing, yes I'm a complete fucking normie. But I am, in fact, a KHV, so I belong here as much as the next guy.

>>38391451
Probably yesterday. A girl made it very obvious she was checking me out and looking at me the whole time at the pool. Don't even have visible abs or anything. Though I can't do anything with her since I already have a GF. On vacation in Thailand now and have a GF waiting for me in Germany.

>>38400328
My gf gives me a free pass when I go away anywhere, shit is so cash.
Last time I was on vacation I ended up fucking a French hottie the whole time I was away. God damn she knew how to suck a dick.

>>38400328
She will cheat on you during your vacation.

Never.

There was a girl who maybe was showing interest but I never really understood.

>>38400409
Coming from a virgin on R9K, I'll take that with a grain of salt.
>>38400403
Sounds nice, but I personally couldn't do it. I would feel awful for what I did.

>>38400174
No, you idiot, this board is (was) for amusing greentext stories; however, that died and robots took over. /r9k/ is for robots, not failed normies such as yourself. This isn't an alternative social media site, you're not cooler than your friends because they use reddit and you use 4chan. Go away.

>>38400449
I thought that at first, but she's actually into it. She thinks it's hot hearing about me plowing other girls.

>>38400529
I already did that too my GF when I told her about my sexual last since she was a virgin before me. She didn't particularly like it that I slept with 30+ woman already.

how should I know? not a psychic

>>38400627
Last=past
I'm on my phone.

>>38392757
>t. literal wizard Christian virgin here, literally unphased for no gf, I am lonely but its all with a purpouse.

Well, fellow wizard, you find yourself in a strange position, don't you? You call yourself a Christian; you should know how your God regards members of our tribe. "Suffer not a witch to live." Or perhaps we aren't to allow someone who has a familiar spirit to live. Slightly different words in service of the same idea; there are only so many variations on a theme.

But we wizards have myriad familiar spirits, don't we? And they aren't angels, are they? Unworthy of the nymphs that belong to the world of dreams, we are left to be raped the hags that populate nightmares. To each man and magician what he deserves. No woman could bear spending the night with us, so the Good Lord sends the devils of Wrath, Lust and Envy to serve as surrogates. I have no doubt He desperately wishes to provide better mates, but not even God is capable of the impossible.

"Man is not meant to be alone".

Even a deity willing to drown the world finds the prospect of a man dying unloved cruel. He'll mold a mate for His true children from dust and bone and blood, working one of Nature's loveliest miracles.

Sadly, there's not a thing He can do for His monsters. Unable to offer His mistakes light, God relegates His ghouls to the black heat of the pyre. They scream and He stops His ears, their hideous flesh boils and He plugs His nostrils, their grotesque bodies contort and He shuts His eyes.

When the ash is scattered and the smoke dissipates, Creation becomes beautiful yet again. God wakes from His nightmare at long last. With sweat on His brow but a smile on His face.

Your life has no purpose, wizard, but your death certainly does. It allows God permission to be happy.

Suffer not a witch to live.

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Man I love posting this story.

>be me, back when I was 17, working at a convi store
>working the night shift alone cuz im a nervous wreck when dealing with people
>one day some highschool girl comes in with her family
>feel something odd
>realize the girl's been staring at me hard
>her family is in the aisles picking out stuff to eat but shes just standing at the front door staring at me
>i freak out but i pretend not to notice
>eventually she stops staring, goes to her family, they pay for their shit and leave
>a few minutes later, she comes back
>shes in the candy aisle picking out some chupa chups
>she asks "hey do you know any good flavors?"
>"umm.. cola's pretty good"
>"what else?"
>"strawberry's good too"
>she picks out three, comes to the counter and pays for it
>she hands me two of them
>"here have some"
>leaves
>its cola and strawberry

She came over a few times after that but I barely remember the details. She just said something about her working at some mall nearby. She told me that she worked the day shift and that I should come over some time. I said I would but I never did.

>>38391451
Like 60 days ago. I fucked it. I kissed her and told I would take her on a date. But I was so burnt out from studying and taking adderal. I showed up at her place and we smoked weed. She was angry at me and kicked me off her when we were making out. I don't blame her. I broke a promise. But I still feel incredibly guilty about the whole thing. She was open to dating me. She also overlooked my quirks.

Last month. She was the best thing that has happened to me so far this year, for only the second time in my life I fell in love, and she scared herself away for feeling the same.. Haven't talked to her in a couple weeks, still miss her like crazy.

>>38400906
I really shouldn't be on r9k though. Cuz i'm good looking enough where I know if I go to a party I can get a girl. I don't go to parties though when I'm not at UNI cuz I don't have friends.

2012

originally commento 9000

>>38400906
>>38400940
Just shut the fuck up and leave, normies.

>>38400998
I feel like I'm not a normie though. Everyone hated me in HS. Even the nerds. I sat alone at most lunches.

>>38400998
Ha! I'm no normie, i'm a anxiety filled pothead who hasn't done anything with his life so far.

>>38401087
>>38401196
>I'm not a normal because I don't feeeeeeeeeeeeel like a normal guys!

Oh get over yourselves you normalfag pieces of shit

>>38401196
Anon do yourself a favor and stop smoking weed.

>>38400906
Making out to Days of Candy was pretty great desu.