>tfw cucked by mr. dick AGAIN

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Thats what you get when you cant satisfy your woman you cuck nigger

>>38391009
Mr. Dick's 7"x 5.5" stats are the bare minimum nowadays.

Imagine being a sub 5" dicklet and having sex with some girl knowing that Mr. Dick is lurking in her drawer... that her moans are fake and that your penis will never measure up to the orgasmic pump of Mr. Dick.

Suicide-worthy.

Mr. Dick is my waifu

Maybe instead of fighting against it, we should come to accept Mr. Dick.

Mr. Dick is smaller than me though

>>38391614
Go out and get laid before it's too late then.

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>>38391053
>7"x5.5"
But that's average tho

>>38392004
That's actually above average.

>>38392004
There's been a consenus among women that these are actually the perfect stats.

>>38392035
>>38392040
False and wrong, 8x6 is the perfect size