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ITT stories we still get off to
>Be me
>Be horny teenager bored at home
>Start going through sister's stuff to find fap material
>NoDildos.jpg
>Going through her makeup bags
>Find curling iron
>Jackpot.rar
>Stick it in my ass and begin masturbating
>Feels good but cold metal was a bit of a shock
>Figure I could turn it on and off at a good pace just to keep it warm
>Doing my best not to leave it on too long
>Push my luck and it burns hair and dingleberries
>The smell is horrendous
>Throw up immediately
>Sister comes home just then and sees me
>I pull the curling iron out of my ass which is quickly followed by running dookie butter
>The curling iron is covered in shit and burnt hair
>The bathroom is covered in vomit and runny brown water
>Sister stares at me mouth agape
>She walks out the front door again
>Haven't heard from her in a couple months
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I cannot fathom someone wrote this
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>>38390892
This sort of thing was par for the course 10 years ago. But you wouldn't know that.
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>>38390892
Why don't you share a similar story about yourself?
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suspending disbelief here.
if the curling iron was hot enough to burn your ass hair you would have have excruciating anal burns long before that happened op.
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>>38391005
This is 4chan. Did you expect this story to be accurate?
My disbelief aside, maybe anon has an amazing anal cavity.
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>>38390856
Dude nice can't wait to see this on r/4chan.
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>>38391037
>maybe anon has an amazing anal cavity.
he would. op should consider doing extreme gay torture porn with his anus of steele
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