>be 15
>get invited to party for first time in my life (end of school year party for cute girl)
>no other guys actually show up except for me
>the rest are all girls
>it's a fucking pool party
>nobody told me this
>i don't have any fucking swimming trunks
>decide to bare myself to the girls ("Hey ladies, ya'll wanna see something?")
-i drop my pants and underwear (encrusted with two-to-three month's worth of my dried cum, incidentally)
>they see my one-and-a-half inch micropenis
>all the girls laugh really hard at me
>main girl is crying from laughing so hard
-I have to go home
-Get transferred to another high school
Just thinking about my hideous body and how those girls reacted makes me know I'll never have sex. I'm so fucking gross and disgusting and just want to die so badly FUCK MY RETARD PARENTS FOR HAVING A HOPELESS DEAD END LIKE ME
you need help man, life isn't something always easy enough to take on alone
>>38384654
shut the fuck up, all you armchair normie shrinks are scum and should be banned from r9k