Where do i find a neet bf irl?

You dont. Fuck off. I only leave the house once a month.

>>38384359
If you're outside and you see a scruffy dude jogging in a t-shirt and sweatpants, he's a redpilled neet preparing for the race war.

Say hi.

Neet bfs are shit

>>38384359
Get a job that lets you into other people house and once youre in there try and find them.

>>38384359
are you skinny? I'm skele mode and I can't stand a grill whos bigger than me

>>38384359
Knock on every door in your neighbourhood announcing yourself as a waifu.

>>38384359
Considering a neet's natural environment doesn't involve leaving the house, your best bet is online or a dating app.

>>38384359
ask random middle aged women how often their son leaves the house
you're not going to find the neets directly so better to go to the source

neets dont emerge out into the real world, what planet do you live in?

Well there is shopping, the gibs office, the outdoors at times where wagecucks can't go there.
Also basically everywhere you expect noone to be, because that is where I feel I'll have my peace.
>>38384758 is good attempt too, being a cute pizza delivery girl could work.

>>38386456
not all neets are hikikomoris. i've been a neet for 7 years and go out regularly.

ITT: Neckbeard LARPing to act like women desiring their regressive behavior.

>>38386625
Nope. There's a cute pizza girl here and I just stopped ordering pizza so she wouldn't catch me when I'm not shrouded by my avengers loungewear.