people have been outside loud as shit for over an hour
I honestly feel like calling cops on them to make them shut up but I don't want to be a dick
>>38380708
>make excuse
>ask them nicely to calm it down
>if they act like assholes then you call the cops
>if they agree like people should then enjoy your decreased volume
>>38380765
no because then they'll always think of me as the guy who bitches/calls the cops
>>38380775
Did you not understand
>make excuse
Say your babysitting or something
>>38380812
i'm an autistic punk ass bitch
Don't talk to them. Call the cops and say there is a fight in progress. Works every time.
>>38380841
Or say party with underage drinking.
>>38380708
Pretty pathetic anon.
Your punishment is fitting though, I couldn't construct a better prison than the one you have erected for yourself.
Your sentence is up the second that you free yourself. Until then, listen to the music.
>>38380708
hearing stories like this make me so glad i stopped being a loser in high school
>>38380948
>i stopped being a loser in high school
damn, when did you start again?
I can hear them talking low. If they make one more loud laugh or shout, I am calling for disturbing the peace
>>38381334
Do like this guy said. Make some shit up
>>38380869
Seems very plausible.
>Some dude speaking German loudly on the phone outside for hours in the middle of the night
>White trash couple probably on drugs standing in their garage perfectly still in the house next door.
FUCK this shit is creepy. I hate this neighborhood.