autistic shit you do at home

>>38380435
I take sleeping pills sometimes and it makes me realize how much I enjoy the feeling of them in effect, until I go to bed and forget in the morning.

>>38380435
I like to put a cigarette in my mouth and not light it

ever since I was little I liked to see how well I would be able to live without arms. so I use my legs for things like closing doors opening things and eating. i got pretty good at it.

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Talk to myself loudly like if another person was in the room, Or act out my thoughts which ends up making me look like im on drugs

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I like to do black metal shrieks.

>>38380542
I've started taking a lot of sleeping pills. Sometimes I'll take them as soon as I wake up in the morning, just so that the day goes by quicker. Being asleep is so much nicer.

After I burp I immediately say "mmMorty"

>>38380543
is it a metaphor?

>>38380543
I take a ciggy cigar
From Cuba, Cuba
I just bite it
It's for the looks
I don't light it

Smoke cigarette butts i picked from the street in a pipe

I know this isn't at home but if there's no one in a public restroom at any number of establishments I'll make a toilet paper hammock filled with my chocolate nuggets for the employees to find. It's a rush. Also fuck you wagies.

>sleep with earplugs
>sleep on the floor
>have daily sort outs
>only brush my teeth in the shower
>listen to the same old songs over and over

>>38380733

ey m8, i do the same

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>>38380435
I rub semen on my face to improve my skin. It works.

>>38380828

I want to shoot out your kneecaps, shoot you in the stomach and leave you in the desert.

>>38381068
Take a ticket and get in line.

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While typing something, I read it aloud to myself
I also read other anon's post and imitate their voice based on the tone of their posts

>>38381174
I also do this. I don't think it's too autistic, anon. But I'm also really autistic so that probably doesn't mean anything.

Hold my turds in till they turtle because I like the pain.

>>38380435
What does that lead poisoning taste like?

I like to chew on plastic spoons until they snap or are to fluid to be fun.

>>38380435
>Be me
>Under blanket
>Like to pretend I'm 6'0ft underground, and dead

Sometimes instead of responding normally, I'll start singing or yelling incomprehensibly instead.

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>>38380435
I like to randomly SIEG HEIL to myself. It makes me feel secure and dominant.

Ever since seeing that picture of the dude with bad posture ive been autistically conscious of my own. Doing things like standing against a wall and trying to keep that posture and using a pole in bed to mark up my back to

>>38380659
I hope one day you get in a car accident and lose your legs.

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>>38381825
This?
Origami 5000.2.

>>38380435
Keep toilet paper in my asshole because I know there's always more shit on there and I don't like unchecked shit until I take a shower

>>38381887
nah its a real guy. probably that one also though.

>>38380435
>>38380542
what sleeping pills do you take??

>>38381898
>Not knowing how to wipe properly
You're meant to dab your anus first, and then wipe.

>>38381955
With what, the fucking shit-toilet water?

>>38380870
>>38380857
I just like how it taste but don't like how it taste when you light it

>>38380828
Jesus that's embarrassing, please return to reddit

>>38380435
I like bouncig on my fitness ball while listening to a song or two on repeat, while daydreaming. Recently I radomlly do headstands against the wall, but I'm afraid it will fuck up my scoliotic spine even more.

>>38383189
And I come to 4chan on a daily basis

>>38380435
lel get your lead levels checked, you're in for a surprise

>>38380435
when i was 8 yo i stepped on cat shit and i licked it because reasons

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>>38380881

That's really gross--they could have been smoked by diseased niggers for all you know.

Why don't you chew used gum you find in trashcans while you're at it?

>>38381028

What's a sort out?