Prostitutes

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>>38379617
>Now I get it if you're living in a shitty state in the US

>>38379617
Because I don't want to, OP.

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>>38379617
Because there is a 50/50 chance of getting caught in a police sting, and I don't like those odds.

>>38379685
thats why you invite them over for cheese and crackers, you dumb fuck.

1: I live in burgerland so it's illegal, and pussy isn't worth jail time to me, I'd never survive in jail. Plus all the "prostitutes" in my area are all undercover cops. Almost every week in the paper there's another mass sting that happens, and a bunch of poor bastards get rounded up like cattle and sent to the barn. The only legit prostitutes are obese black women with aids.

2: STDs and AIDS

Not worth it.

>>38379634
>>38379685
I'm sorry for you guys. I can literally just walk two blocks down the street and go into a comfy brothel, order a fairly priced beer at the bar, watch some sports and then bang one of the cute eastern euro girls, asians or latinas for 30 bucks.

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>>38379685
>tfw in a country where escorts are legal

>>38379617
First of all,
>Now I get it if you're living in a shitty state in the US
Second of all, it's pretty fucking expensive for what amounts to just busting a nut

>>38379755
>I'm sorry for you guys. I can literally just walk two blocks down the street and go into a comfy brothel, order a fairly priced beer at the bar, watch some sports and then bang one of the cute eastern euro girls, asians or latinas for 30 bucks.

Please tell me which country bro.

I feel like all my problems would start to be fixed if I could just leave the US

>>38379740
this

orgyanal

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>>38379724
>implying the police give a fuck if you circumvent the law and take advantage of technicalities
You're a special kind of retard, aren't you? The police know your intentions. Even if they have no hard evidence and/or cannot catch you with some definitive form of entrapment, they will still arrest you. It's not their job to care about what happens after that. They leave that to the courts, where some yuppie lawyer will build a monster case against you and make your trial/life a living hell.

>>38379811
Literally any country in Eastern Europe. Doesn't matter which.
That's where the anon lives, obviously, but southeast Asia is popular for sex tourism as well.

Just read reviews idiots, police and other scams are pretty easy to spot.

>>38379617
>Turning 25 soon and living on my own
>Fapping to a thai hooker thread on /hc/
>Say fuck it and call a local agency after browsing their catalogue
>Order a 'japanese' girl
>Sweating bullets because virgin and a woman is about to show up at my front door in the next 40 minutes
>regretting it so much
>She shows up and is obviously chinese but cute
>Akward conversation, hand over cash and she takes me to shower
>Get to wash her and touch her in shower
>Taken through the bedroom where she blows me for 15 minutes
>Mixed emotions of utter panic and insane horniness
>Finally say I'm about to burst so she stops and lets me relax
>Finally stick it in whilst she lays their missionary making fake sounds
>Thrusting away and my mind is just screaming that im actually having sex
>Finally turn her around and do her doggy whilst looking at her cute feet and blowing my load
>no regrets

>>38379811
Hamburg, Germany
You're not going to impress anyone by doing this but its completely accepted and casual. I am a bit stingy with my money so I only do it about twice to three times a month when I just want to get out, have a few beers and fuck a particular race/body type I've been fapping to. Its a nice way to check out, relax for a bit and get laid. There is no pressure because you know you're going to get everying you want and how much its going to cost you ahead of time. SO much more comfortable than dating or clubbing etc.

>>38379896
>virgin prostitute

I don't care about losing my virginity, I don't care about sex.

>>38379975
You say that like you are reassuring yourself, not us.

>>38379951
Reading is difficult the post

>>38379941
I was in Germany last year and it's crazy how easy it was, especially as I was staying a five minute walk from the red light district. Some nice girls there too

>>38379951
He's the virgin you retard.

>>38379991

I'm retarded and don't know how to convey things properly but I can assure you I couldn't give less of a shit.

>>38379755
30?
THIRTY?!?
IT COSTS noFUCKING $500 WHERE I LIVE
USA noFUCKING noSUCKS

>>38380031
>I was in Germany last year and it's crazy how easy it was, especially as I was staying a five minute walk from the red light district. Some nice girls there too
I'm not even bitter towards normal women but a lot of these prostitutes look better and are cheaper than getting laid by more traditional methods. There is also no messing around. Everything is direct and discussed upfront. Obviously if you're completely retarded you can be fucked over but just reading a quick review of an establishment prevents all that. It just kills me having to jump through hoops of fire just to impress some stranger and sacrifice my own happiness to have a chance and pussy. Why not have my own harem?

>>38379617

>some 'masage' bitch that comes to your house
>150 just to meet
>discuss shit when she arrives
>bit of a butterface, decent body
>wants like 400 to fuck, no cuddling after, no kissing, no intimacy, just dick in vag

Nah nig, i'd rather be a virgin than fuck without intimacy. It's a big deal for me. I mean it's a weak excuse, but whatever.

For me it's a matter of pride.
I'd rather not have the first time I copulate be paid for (directly) at least. If I can get laid once without paying for out with at least a 6/10 I'll get a prostitute once a month or something. I'm not taking the easy way out like you fucks.

Though then again when I'm 30 I'm ten years and still a kv I plan on throwing that away and fucking like no tomorrow and getting all the stds

>>38380104
30 euros is the average price for 15 minutes of oral and vaginal sex in most brothels in western europe. Obviously you spend more if you want more time with the girl or you want extras like anal etc. You can also go into the hundreds if you go to higher end establishments but they're honestly not worth it in my opinion. The girls aren't that much prettier or better performance wise. They're more designed for travelling businessmen to blow company credit and don't know any better.

>>38379740
>Afraid of fucking whores who have a higher rate of condom usage
>Not afraid of sluts in clubs and bars who raw dog every dick in the vicinity

>>38380114
I respect that but I'm honestly at the point where I don't care anymore.
>>38380115
I understand wanting to get some random girl to be your practice mattress but there isn't much more glory once you get there. You'll settle for each other, she will milk you in one way or another but at least you could enter her body with all the costs being hidden in the background. Time, emotional well being, actual money come into play so much more with normal women.

>>38380168
Also I would never dream of banging a whore without a condom but they get flat out aggressive if they think you're trying to take it off. They won't even let you enter their cunt alone without them guiding your cock in so you can't do any sneaky business. A random tinderella is more questionable.