It could be worse

Raised in a country where English is the primary language

cheap thrills and time wasters

>no acne problems
> good eyebrows
> normal looking nose

6'7 tall and a decent looking face. 270 pounds though. I should fix that, although girls tend to smile at me a lor

>>38378140
>not balding
>big dick
>born in first world country

My neighbour beat the shit out of his wife last night and got arrested

>>38378248
>6'7"
>270 lbs
is that not normal?

>not quite manlet
>good jaw
>white
that's about it.

>not balding
>not fat
>not a manlet
>freckles and virtually no acne
>not dicklet
>not shitskin or shiteyes or shithair
I got it pretty alright tbqh

>>38378343
Not really. I'm obese according to my bmi and I look pretty chubby

im just thankful im not the only one who is self aware that im a total fucking loser

>>38378140
>tfw 6'1
>tfw full head of hair
>tfw not a virgin

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>mfw when I fit the crime for 90% of what everyone is thankful not to be
Wew, just take me now, God. I'm ready.

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>fast metabolism
>decent eyes
>not attractive, but not repulsive
>full head of thick hair

>>38378140
>money
>decent looks
>great hair
>not a manlet
>legit perfect skin
>simply cant get fat

>tfw have a weird normie friend
It's truly a blessing. He's a bit weird for normal fag standards so we get along, and he's not attractive as me physically, so every now and then I get laid through him.
He's the only reason I'm not a virgin or friendless. Guess I'm not even a robot thanks to him.

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>>38378140
>>38378140
>Tfw not a weeb
>tfw not a german
>tfw not a faggot
>tfw not a shit eating loser
im thankful for a lot of things

>>38378537
Damn nigga glue some that hair above your eyes and at least try to have eyebrows

>>38378140
>TFW I am a robot
> tfw I sm a manlet
>tfw I am balding

Shiiiet at least if I was tall I could shave my head and be manly like the Rock or a basketball player, bald manlets are just Costanzacore.

Fuck you OP.

>not a Manlet
>not balding
>don't get angry easy
>people seem to think I'm normal
>not a weeb

>>38379188
Germans are awesome, they're the third best people in the world after Singaporeans and Japanese.

>healthy cardiovascular system despite being 95kg 5'11
>don't get sick or have allergies because I eat my bogies and have done this every day for more than 10 years which has made my immune system superhuman

>>38378140
>thick hair
>6ft 3
>not fat
>no acne

I'm self-aware to the point that i criticize anything I do, and find it better to just not talk at all. But at least I'm not an autist who isn't aware everyone hates him.

>>38378140
>not born in ancestors' countries
>not completely friendless
>don't have an actual, non-meme mental illness or disorder
>manletism isn't boo bad considering most guys around me are either my height or shorter
>have a good voice

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>>38378140
I'm thankful for the absolute fucking perv that invented sex dolls. If it weren't for him, i wouldnt get pussy, albeit rubber pussy, whenever, however, whyever, I want it.

>>38378140
>not a mudslime
>not a nigger
>country with low nigger and mudslime numbers

>Above average girth
I may never use it but at least I have it
>Pessimism
This is a direct result of being a robot. Literally nothing is actually disappointing to me because
I never expect to get the good end of anything

thankful i'm not circumcised

>>38378537

Your eye is beautiful anon

>handsome hands
>fairly masculine jawline
>6" dick, around average girth
>bass baritone voice

HOWEVER (and it still could be worse ofc)
>5'5" turbomanlet
>actually autistic
>5/10 face, at my best 6/10
>severe stutter
>facial acne
>no friends
>useless degree
>hardly any empathy

>>38378140
sauce on this gif? see it all the time but don't know where it comes from.

>>38380073
Her name is Stoya. Not sure which scene, but it's not like she has that many anyway.

>>38378140
>6'1
>7" dick
>can socialize okay
>thick hair
>nice hands
>not into video games or anime
>american
Not thankful for
>acne
>shitty childhood
>liking niche hobbies/music I can't tell people about

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>>38378140
>i know (but don't date) a qt girl i can talk to about anime and life stuff
>living in a decent country (america)

>>38378248
>tfw no obese chad bf

>>38378537
Reviewbrah? ls that you?

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>>38378140
>tfw manlet and pretty sure i'm balding

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>not manlet
>not fat
>not physically deformed
>not a weeb
>twin peaks actually got a 3rd season

>tfw not a virgin
>tfw made many bitches cry
>tfw never got one of them pregnant

I'm okay just in a dryspell...

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>tfw can shitpost on /r9k/
>tfw can drink alcohol
>tfw can mastrubate to anime waifus

>not fat
>deep voice
>though on the ugly side, not repulsive
>people see me as a knowledgeable person when it comes to politics, movies, music and college related stuff

6'3"
Ugly and boring but still manage to get laid somehow
Great friends
Musically talented

>tfw met Stoya in a pysch ward last year but didn't know who she was until a week after I got out

>not a virgin
>not balding
>not a manlet
>no acne (as long as I stay away from soda)

Otherwise I'm cursed with every other affliction under the sun.

>>38378140

>not balding

>not literally retarded

>at least being half white

>being born in first world

>>38378537
mfw there are asians who pay for cosmetic surgery to have these eyelids

>>38378140
>ridiculously high IQ (not bragging, it's mostly useless but being able to de-bullshit nearly everything is fun)
>despite being a cutfag I still have great sensitivity and can give myself multiple orgasms
>Intimidating enough that people leave me alone, probably due to my body language but at least people are afraid to fuck with me for fear that I'll pull a gun or whatever
>Job that lets me cut everyone who fucked me up out of my life easily
>No suicidal tendencies because all emotions and most drives/desires suppressed from years of abuse
Honestly I can play normie well enough that nobody would suspect I'm anything but an angry-looking white dude, that alone is nice. My life goal is also to kill a person who is truly evil and deserves to die, since it's the only way I'll ever get to finally let out the anger I've got on someone else without doing something unethical. With the way the world is going I might just get my chance, and I don't think many people ever even come close to completing their life's goal. That's something to be thankful for I guess.

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>>38379962
T-Thanks

>>38380377
Nah, sorry. It's just me.

>>38381267
Is that really a thing? Having cosmetic surgery on your eyelids?

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>>38382406
Yeah it's like the most common thing they do it everywhere. Such a stupid thing that white people don't even think about.

Pros:
>Chad
>6'2, good face, 7.5x5.7 thundercock
>exceptional guitarist, 13 years of hard rock and metal exp
>perform at parties, solo and an uncommitted side band
>smart and witty
>easily get the fucc, but only attract roasties
>adventurous, go outside and get around.

Cons:
>Diagnosed CD, haven't got better (developmental ASPD)
>Alcohol and substance abuse
>history of very risky criminal activity, still no adult felonies though (B&E, burglary, assault, trespassing, mischief, arson, used to kill animals of any kind)
>cant keep a gf, they only want my bad boy image and body and then run away when they cant fix me like in their romantic movies
>smarts are hardly applicable because I cant be bothered to care in any way, lazy and slacking despite my mensa level IQ

I'm balding and 5'7 fuck u

>>38378140
>balding at 21
>5'8
>>38378232
>acne and bacne
>shit brows
>slightly up turnt nostrils
>>38378272
Thin dick
>>38378346
Baby face
>>38378537
Crack head eyes
>>38378630
Can't get fat either but I'm a chronic bulimic
>>38379188
Am loser
>>38379222
Short temper people think I'm weird
>>38379562
Hypertensive from anxiety
>>38379697
>completely friendless
>beta voice
>>38379725
Live in Detroit tier city
>>38379841
Cut fag
>>38380415
Virgin
>>38380433
Can't stomach alcohol
>>38380464
People think I'm dumb

Witness me

>>38378140
>tfw robot
>tfw balding
>tfw manlet
just kill me already