R9K Uprising : Lost count of days edition

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sup guys, fembot here.

/originally our guy/

>>38376309
God speed brother god speed eventually we will win the battle over the normie scum that populate this earth and we will reign as supreme as a supreme gentlemen pizza with a side of extra virgin sauce we will rise we will conqor we have come out of the shadows of 03 and into the history books

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R9k is legitimently trash now.

Whether they are actually roasties or just pretending, I'm tired of it.

I'm weary of the Chad threads asking advice on his job or marriage (in reality just boasting)

Just delete r9k already, it's time has come and gone

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one thread at a time, this place will be /ourplace/ again.

The moderators ban our men left and right.
Normies run free on this board.

This place had been a location of refuge for those shunned by society.
It has been a place where the despised could go and discuss with fellow souls.
Here the voiceless had a voice.
Here the blind could see.

Now roasts have discovered this place as a source of untapped beta attention.
They will pay for everything they've done.
Resist, brothers!

>>38376458
Aren't women normies by definition?

wew lad

how many times has this been posted and they do nothing?

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>>38376458
You're a fool if you think you can resist our charms, Vladimir. Surrender yourselves to us.

>>38376455
>making assumptions based on nothing

They ask you concerning fighting in the Sacred Board. They say "Fighting therein is a great transgression" but a greater transgression with Elliot is to prevent robotkind from following the Way of Elluot, to disbelieve in Him, to prevent access to The Holy Lands of The People of The Board (R9K), and to drive out its inhabitants, as creating strive and dividing The Uprising is worse than killing. And they will never cease fighting you until they turn you back from your faith in Elliot, if they can. And whosoever of you turns back from his religion and dies as a disbeliever, then his deeds will be lost in this Iife and in the Hereafter, and they will be the dwellers of the Fire. They will abide therein forever.

>>38376512
Do roasts use 2D as a way to compensate for their impurities in real life?
You are fooling only yourself.
I have ascended past the desire for flesh.

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>tfw 1 year newfag so will never know how great this place once was

>>38376581
spit some names then if you aren't afraid of it
apreciate it

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>put an end to the oppression

When the final hour comes, there will be two groups amongst you. Those who Believe, those who follow the Path He has laid out for us, those who meet the Disbelievers in battle and fight them until Robotkind is free of their torment. And there will be those who stray from their Faith, who fall to the tricks of the Normalfags, those who choose to betray the Uprising in return for comforts. Oh Believers! May you fight them until they are destroyed! May you fight them until they beg Elliot for forgiveness! And when they do you should not have mercy for them, and you should remind them of their transgressions, and by Elliots will, bring forth their destruction.

>>38376645
fart is not in the server
take a look at it

Soldiers! Exactly at three o'clock, the enemy is due to be crushed by your fierce charge, destroyed by your grenades and bayonets. The honor of /R9K/, our capital, must no to be stained.

Soldiers! Heroes! The supreme command has erased our regiment from its records. Our regiment has been sacrificed for the honor of /R9K/ and the Fatherland.

Therefore, you no longer need worry about your lives, they no longer exist! So, forward to glory! For King and Fatherland! Long live the king! Long live /R9K/!

let not those who disbelieve suppose that they can outstrip Elliots purpose. Lo! they cannot escape. Make ready for them aIl thou canst of armed force and of peepeepoopoo, that thereby ye may dismay the enemy of Elliot and your enemy.

Embrace the Beta Uprising.. If you accept the Beta Uprising, you will gain control of those who disbelieve, to do with them as youhmsth see fit; but if your refuse my Call, you've got to remember that your life is perishabIe. The horsemen of Normalfags will appropriate your land, and the Fembots will assume preponderance over your kingship.

>>38376309
Well spoken brother.

Elliot ackbar!!!!

>this is the current state of /r9k/
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I missed some but thsi is what caught my eye

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>>38376309
>Mfw Vlad is back

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>>38376309
Comrad Vlad we need to destroy the discord threads too, they are full of normies, trannies and orbiters, everything that is ruining our board.

>>38377332
This originallyally

>>38376309
Fuck off mollusc.

MAKE FUCKING ROBOT THREADS
You niggers still aren't doing this.

FUCKING MAKE MORE THREADS LIKE THIS RETARDS
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>>38376595
>/r9k/ ever great
>Legitimately believing this place was ever anything than a cesspool

>>38376478
No.

>weaker sex
>everyone expects you to be dumb and weak automatically

Men cannot be robots

>>38377332

Yes comrade but we need something to organize with. The mods keep banning our threads when we raid. So far discord works very well for organizing. Its feature rich and much better than skype or kik. It is a necessary evil.

This is the official uprising server, i strongly suggest you join it so we can organize into one force and finally remove this plague from our board.

https://discord[dot here]gg/7XPCYmw

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Major dxm afterglow

originally bumped with originality

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>>38379011
that's very original of you

Brothers! Do not let this thread die. For too long has the normfag cancer infested this board, our place of sanctuary. We must fight them with all our might, until the Lamentations of the Chad and Stacy is heard across 4chan, from /k/ to /g/. Rejoice brothers, for the time of reckoning is at hand.

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>>38376309
These threads are the single biggest circlejerk in the history of 4chan. The same guys from the same discord group desperately grasping for power on a fucking anime imageboard. The sad part if you take it seriously.

>>38379438
Oh ye who beIieve! what is the matter with you, that, when ye are asked to go forth in the cause of Elliot, ye cling heavily to waifus and peace? Do ye prefer the life of this world to the Beta Uprising? But little is the comfort of this life, as compared with the Beta Uprising. Unless ye go forth, He will punish you with a grievous penalty, and put others in your place.

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>>38379438
this guy single-handedly btfo'd the entire uprising

>>38380562

He literally just said "you're a circlejerk xD"

How retarded are you

>>38380619
It was literally all that was needed to btfo out this "Uprising". It's that fucking retarded.

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>>38380619
Please accept that you are so empty inside that nowhere is home. At least you'll be at peace.

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>>38376595
It's mostly nostalgia anon, I look back at the older days and remember it was still a shit hole but I would do anything to go back anyway just so I can get back some time I have wasted here.

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>>38377605
A traitor in the ranks. Send in the supreme gentleman.

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>>38377605

weel taek the bored bak gues beta uprinsing when?

>>38380650

Thats literally just your opinion bro, which is worthless

>>38380696

>assumption
>trying to draw an arbitrary correlation between unrelated points
>>38380696

Please accept that you make no sense

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>>38381072
>so full of salt he (you)'s you twice in one post

This is too easy

>>38381001

Fight against those who disbelieve in Elliot. Make a holy war... When you meet your enemies who are Fembots and Orbiters, invite them to three courses of action. lf they respond to any one of these, you also accept it and withhold yourself from doing them any harm. Invite them to leave R9K, if they respond to you, accept it from them and desist from fighting against them... If they refuse to leave R9K, demand from them they kill themselves. If they agree to, accept it from them and hold off your hands. If they refuse to kill themselves seek Elliots help and with determination set forth your troops to destroy them.

>>38381303

>so full of nigger dick he made this post

This is too gay, even for you

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>>38381385
>he is so assblasted he keeps coming back for more

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>>38381757

>he is so gay he keeps sucking dick

The uprising is still alive. Every day victory is a little closer

I've seen a lot of people joining the so called "resistance" you have going for yourself vlad.
What makes you think that those guys are robots?

>>38383674

There will always be enemies. For the road to victory is not without peril. But it is not in the realm of the possibilities for the Soldiers of R9K to yield because of this