Post your stories of mental illness.
>See house
>Assume God has given it to me
>See a note on the door that says "let yourself in"
>Believe my gf is inside waiting naked for me
>Kick door down
>Find no one, start taking a bath
>Cops come in, I cheerfully talk to them from the bathtub
>They pull me out of the tub and handcuffed me, and I say "sweet, me and my girlfriend are into this kind of thing
>Cops laugh
>Take me to jail
hopefully you don't ever get a real gf. wouldn't want a genetic mutation like you spawning a whole bunch of criminal schizos